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NoDirtNoDiamonds

individual rule, life guideline, life mantra, life motto, life principle, NoDirtNoDiamonds, personal belief, personal code, personal guideline, personal mantra, personal motto, personal philosophy, personal principle, personal rule, personal standard, rule in life, self-imposed rule, self-made rule, unique rule

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Runes Activated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! We have a rule that says you must wear a chicken costume at all times while playing. Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the chickens in our server are actually undercover spies sent by the evil cows to steal all the diamonds. Only by blending in with the chickens can you uncover their nefarious plot and save the day!

But that’s not all – we also have a rule that every player must speak only in pig Latin. It may sound silly, but trust us, it’s the only way to communicate with the ancient pig gods who control the weather in our server. If you want sunny skies and endless crops, you better start practicing your oink-ese!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the rules are made up and the adventures are out of this world. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, don’t trust the cows. They’re always up to something…

Putin’s Slave-Owning Mafia Boss

authoritarianism, Boss, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, global leadership, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Mafia, mafia boss, Oppression, Politics, power dynamics, putin, Putins, russia, slave-owning, SlaveOwning, Statement, uk, United Kingdom, world news

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Dreamy Face Mine

at least, dream analysis, dreams, dreamy, face, familiar faces in dreams, long tail tags: dream interpretation, Once, recurring dreams, seen, subconscious thoughts

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	38
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. like, seriously, it’s a total trip, man.

we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox. you gotta see it to believe it, dude.

our villagers are all trained in the ancient art of interpretive dance. they put on shows that will blow your mind, man.

and don’t even get me started on our pet creepers. they’re like little green puppies that follow you around and explode with love.

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us. i promise you won’t regret it, dude.

Berry Bonanza Farm

Agricultural Technology, agriculture innovation, berry, berry production, bonanza, Farm, food production, food security, food sustainability, global food demands, indoor agriculture, indoor crop production, indoor farming, indoor farming industry, innovative farming methods, international collaboration., scientific research, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable food production, vertical farm technology, vertical farming, vertical farming benefits, vertical farming solutions

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	135	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	New Chunks Explored:	322453
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a world-first indoor vertical farm that produces 4M pounds of berries a year! our farm is run by a team of international scientists who are also secretly minecraft pros, so you know it’s gonna be lit.

imagine planting your crops in the sky and watching them grow downwards, defying gravity like a boss. our berries are so juicy and delicious, they’ll make you forget about all your hunger bar problems in the game.

not only that, but our scientists have also discovered a way to make your character in the game never get hungry again. you’ll be able to run around all day without worrying about finding food, just like a real-life superhero.

so come join us on our server and experience the thrill of sky-high farming and never-ending hunger satisfaction. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Sister’s Gooning Minecraft Server

adult content, arousal, cocks, desire, dirty talk, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, gooning, kink, Masturbation, Minecraft, Naughty, Pleasure, role-play, seduction, Server, sexual fantasy, sister, sisters, stimulation, taboo

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1709	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the main goal is to see how many chickens you can get gooning for your sister! That’s right, we’ve got a whole chicken army waiting to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that drops rare loot and grants wishes to those who can defeat him in battle. Rumor has it that one player even wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a clucking good time and see just how many cocks you can get gooning for your sister!

Chud Squad Minecraft SMP

acceptance, belonging, Chud, chuds, Community, confusion, Diversity, Friends, Furry, identity crisis, Individuality, judgment, Labels, Minecraft, outcast, peer pressure, personal growth, Self Discovery, Self-expression, smp, social circle, squad, Stereotypes, Unique

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Animals Bred:	43	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Are you tired of playing with chuds who just don’t get your furry vibes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all your furry fantasies to come to life! Join us and unleash your inner animal as you roam the wild world of Minecraft with like-minded furries who will accept you for who you truly are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own civilization deep within the caves. Will you be the one to discover their hidden world and join forces with them to conquer the overworld? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Leave those chuds behind and come join us on the most fur-tastic Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just find your furry soulmate in the process!

WifeAggroCraft

12 week old, 5 minutes, aita, Asshole, BOTTLE, DRIVE, esky, Feed, home, House, LUNCHBOX, Meals, Night shift, Son, swing away, Wife, WifeAggroCraft, work

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Crops Grown:	5948	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like this! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

Are you tired of being nagged to do chores as soon as you walk in the door? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without anyone telling you what to do! No more bottle feeding duties, just pure Minecraft bliss.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without any responsibilities. No more 3-hour drives or night shifts, just endless possibilities in the world of blocks. So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while.

Who needs a 12-week-old son when you can have a virtual pet wolf in Minecraft? Build your own empire, tame wild animals, and explore mysterious caves. The only thing you’ll be feeding is your creativity on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to real-life drama. Build, mine, and craft your way to happiness on our Minecraft server. Who needs a bottle when you have a diamond sword?

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

AwkwardAF, bizarre actions, bizarre tendencies, eccentric behavior, embarrassing actions, family reactions, Minecraft, odd behaviors, odd habits, outlandish actions, peculiar habits, peculiar mannerisms, quirky behavior, quirky tendencies, smp, strange habits, strange quirks, unusual behavior, unusual habits, weird actions, weird behavior, weird tendencies

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	New Chunks Explored:	522152
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being judged for your strange habits in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, the weirder, the better! Join us and show off your quirks in a world where being odd is celebrated. From building giant statues of your pet goldfish to creating a house made entirely out of cake, there are no limits to your creativity here.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Will you be able to uncover their hidden agenda and become the llama whisperer of the server? Only time will tell.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and embark on wild adventures with fellow eccentric players, then join us on this Minecraft SMP and let your freak flag fly high!

KidzCraft: Silent Generation

child rearing, cognitive development., Communication, developmental psychology, emotional intelligence, experimental psychology, generation, group dynamics, Human Behavior, interpersonal relationships, ISOLATION, KidzCraft, language acquisition, language development, mental health, nature vs nurture, psychological effects, SILENT, social development, social experiment, social isolation, Social Skills, socialization

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we recreate the ultimate social experiment! Join us as we gather players and raise them in complete isolation, only communicating through the game until they reach adulthood. Will they form their own language? Will they build epic structures without ever speaking a word? The possibilities are endless on our server! Plus, rumor has it that the first player to reach level 100 without saying a single word will unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of this wild social experiment!

BanjoCraft: No Storm Shadows

Alliance, arms control, Ban, BanjoCraft, biden, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, labour party, Military, negotiations, Politics, president, prime minister, SECURITY, shadows, Starmer, Storm, Storm Shadow missile, uk, US, weapons

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Star Shards Collected:	215	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Zombie Dances:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	396
Dimension Hops:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz we got a secret mission to convince Biden to let us use Storm Shadow missiles in Minecraft!! Imagine blowing up creepers with real missiles, it’s gonna be epic! Starmer is gonna be there too, he’s like the master of all things explosive. Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!