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Fanfiction Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, crossover, Cruelty, Dark, death, emotional, euthanized, fanfiction, Fiction, History, Humanity, Karasu, Manipulation, Minecraft, Murders, Psychological, sailor moon, Server, storytelling, Tragedy, Usagi Tsukino, yu yu hakusho

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Buildings Constructed:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Zombie Dances:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the worlds of Sailor Moon and Yu Yu Hakusho collide in the most epic and outrageous way possible! Picture this: Karasu, the ultimate bad boy of Yu Yu Hakusho, convinces Usagi Tsukino, the lovable Sailor Moon, to join forces and take on the most insane challenges ever seen in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Karasu somehow convinces Usagi that the only way to truly understand humanity is to get euthanized. Yes, you heard that right. And not just any euthanization, but a wild and crazy one that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and life itself.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a twisted and hilarious crossover, where the fate of the world rests in the hands of two unlikely heroes? Join us for the most mind-blowing and absurd adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft – if you dare!

>Click Master Minecraft SMP

Computer Hardware, computer literacy, computer maintenance, computer proficiency, computer repair, Computer skills, computer software, Driver, gtclick, Gui, hardware knowledge, hardware replacement, IT Support, Master, Mechanic, Minecraft, problem diagnosis, smp, software compatibility, software understanding, technical expertise, technical skills, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Star Shards Collected:	233
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where being good at clicking a GUI is just the tip of the iceberg! We’re not just a server, we’re a tech support hotline on steroids. Can you diagnose problems faster than a speeding bullet? Can you replace hardware with the finesse of a ninja? Do you understand software compatibility better than a love triangle on a soap opera? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you belong here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just can’t seem to let go of his explosive past. Rumor has it, if you can outbuild him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a diamond pickaxe that only mined dirt. Oops.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of tech support shenanigans and ghostly encounters. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft guru of the server!

BookWormParentAlert

book blurb, book buying, Book Clubs, book content, book cover, book Facebook groups, book forums, book genres, book recommendations, book warnings, booktok, BookWormParentAlert, graphic scenes, inappropriate content, parental guidance, romance, SMUT, Target, tween/teen, warning parents

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9741
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Crops Grown:	7169
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of stumbling upon smutty books disguised as innocent reads? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no hidden surprises, just pure gaming fun!

Just like how this book had a decoy cover, our server may look like a regular Minecraft world at first glance, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast once you start playing. No inappropriate content here, only wholesome adventures await!

And if you ever need a friendly warning or some advice, our community is always here to help. Just like how our player bravely stepped in to save a tween from a literary disaster, we’ve got your back in the virtual world too.

So come join us on our server, where the only surprises you’ll encounter are epic builds, exciting quests, and maybe a few friendly trolls (the Minecraft kind, not the internet kind). See you there!

BlendedCraft: Dale & Brennan’s First Meet

adam mckay, awkward, blended family, BlendedCraft, Brennans, classic comedy, comedy, dale, family, First Meeting, Funny Moments, humor, John C. Reilly, Meet, movie quotes, new siblings, Ridiculous, Rivalry, silly, slapstick, step-siblings meeting, stepbrothers, stepfamily, will ferrell

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4361
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Players Killed by Monsters:	5938
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

so, like, this server is like when dale and brennan meet for the first time after their parents get married, but in minecraft form! imagine the chaos of step brothers in a blocky world!

join our server for the chance to build bunk beds with your new step sibling, or maybe even start a prestige worldwide business together!

we have epic events like the catalina wine mixer where you can show off your building skills and win cool prizes!

plus, we have a special room where you can reenact the infamous drum set scene – just make sure to have a backup set of drums handy!

come join the fun and laughter on our step brothers-inspired minecraft server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like dale and brennan’s relationship!

Hi Guys Minecraft Server

guys, Hi Guys Greetings Salutations Hello Friends Communication Interaction Socializing Conversations Relationships Community Group People Team Connection Bonding Friendship Acquaintances Comrades, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7301
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. We have epic quests like finding the legendary Golden Potato and battling the evil Cactus King.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see, like flying pigs and dancing llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled!

Bull in Minecraft SMP

adult content, arousal, Bull, cuck porn, cuckold, desire, DOMINANCE, Erotic, fetish, Intimacy, kink, Masturbation, Minecraft, Pleasure, Roleplay, satisfaction, self insert, sexual fantasy, smp, Submission, taboo, voyeurism

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	318
Crops Grown:	1719	Chimeras Created:	1
Votes:	8616	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your freak flag fly? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world. We have players who jack off to cuck porn but self-insert as the bull – now that’s dedication!

Our server is full of crazy characters and wacky shenanigans. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for anything – you never know what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

CraftyBridezillaGoneWild

ABUSIVE, Audio recording, bridal party, bride, CANCELLATION, CCTV, Chaos, church doors, close to the wedding, contract, coordination, CraftyBridezillaGoneWild, disrespectful behavior., groom, Justified, payment, PROFESSIONAL, Rehearsal, Replacement, stress, wedding planner, zero-tolerance clause

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Endless Night Skies:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we promise no groom will ever call you a “stupid bitch” or insult your looks! Our virtual world is a safe space for all, unless you try to open the church doors in a weird way during the ceremony – then you might get kicked out (just kidding…or are we?).

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of planning a virtual wedding without the risk of being verbally abused by a pixelated groom. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even catch some juicy drama on our server’s CCTV cameras – who knew Minecraft weddings could get so scandalous? So come on down and build your dream wedding venue with us, just make sure to keep the drama to a minimum or you might find yourself banned faster than you can say “I do”!

BlockyBedroomSecrets

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2411
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	106
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of keeping your wildest fantasies a secret from your husband? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your freak flag fly high! Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle made entirely out of chocolate, ride unicorns into battle, and engage in steamy pixelated romance with other players. Who needs a husband when you have a whole virtual world of possibilities at your fingertips? Join us now and unleash your inner Minecraft vixen!

YemeniMissileBlockParty

air defense, ballistic missile, Conflict, defense system, defense technology, foreign policy, Houthi rebels, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military operation, missile defense, missile interception, regional threat, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Tension, Yemen, YemeniMissileBlockParty

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Star Shards Collected:	160	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Potions Brewed:	51	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

yo, join this epic minecraft server where we intercept yemeni missiles like it’s no big deal. our players are so skilled, they can dodge missiles in their sleep. come join us for some explosive fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. who needs diamonds when you have missile dodging skills, amirite? come join the chaos and show off your epic moves. let’s see if you can outsmart the missiles and become the ultimate survivor. it’s gonna be a blast!

Country Men Minecraft Server

attitude, Attitudes, Behavior, Beliefs, Country, culture, customs, Food, free thinker, libertarian, Manners, Media, Men, Minecraft, Personalities, politeness, Political, Server, smug, society, Stereotypes, TASTES

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Void Armor Forged:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so polite it’s almost annoying, but also have a “I’m so done with life” vibe that will make you question if they’ve been mining for diamonds too long. Our community is full of political libertarians who think they’re the ultimate free thinkers, so get ready for some interesting debates in the chat while you’re building your epic castle.

But that’s not all – our players are also super smug about their tastes in food and media. You’ll hear arguments about the best way to cook a steak or why pineapple does or doesn’t belong on pizza. And don’t even get them started on the latest Netflix series – they’ll have you convinced that their opinion is the only one that matters.

Join our server for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with polite debates, smug foodies, and a whole lot of “I’m too cool for this” attitudes. Who knew building blocks could be so entertaining?