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SpergCraft: Where Howard’s meltdowns are just part of the fun!

Affair, Cases, cocaine, counsellor, Drugs, Fun, howard, Howards, Job, MELTDOWNS, part, Safe, Sandpiper settlement, SpergCraft, sperged out, SUPREME COURT, Tantrum, vending machines

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	79	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Secret Passages Found:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Howard on cocaine? Look no further! Our server is full of surprises, just like Howard’s wife having an affair while he’s busy filling vending machines. Join us for a Sandpiper settlement-themed adventure where the Supreme Court might just toss out your case if you’re not on drugs. Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos, join our server now!

PresidentialShockerLOLZ

#classified information, #revelation, Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Corruption, cover up, Deception, Government, hidden agenda., national security, Political, power, Presidential history, scandal, scandalous revelation, shocking discovery, shocking secret, shocking truth, U.S. president, White House

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Towns Built:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Step right up, folks, to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the most shocking secret revealed about a U.S. president on this server. Turns out, old George Washington himself was actually a secret ninja who fought off the British with his mad skills and a trusty diamond sword. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln – rumor has it he could summon lightning bolts with just a flick of his top hat! So if you want to uncover the wildest presidential secrets and maybe even learn a few ninja moves yourself, join us on this server now!

Alpine-Craft

alpine-craft.us.to:25568, AlpineCraft, Auctionhouse, Customenchants, EarlyDevelopment, Economy, Homes, Ip:, Jobs, Landclaims, MCMMO, Minecraft, Playershops, Playerwarps, Rtp, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Towny, Voterewards

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

New Minecraft Economy SMP Server! – CUSTOM ENCHANTS – Vote Rewards! – Jobs! – AuctionHouse! – Player Shops! – Player Warps! – Land Claims! – Homes! – RTP! – MCMMO! – Streamers! And Much More To Come! Server Is Still In Early Development Server IP: alpine-craft.us.to:25568

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Childhood Bops MC

Anime, anime opening, anime theme song, bops, butterfly, Childhood, childhood favorite, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, Favorite, favorite song, japanese, long trail tag, Memories, Music, music from childhood, Nostalgia, nostalgia trip, Opening Theme, sentimental, theme song

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes and rules? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical journey through your favorite childhood memories! Imagine logging in and being greeted by a giant butterfly flying around, singing the opening theme song from your favorite childhood show! And that’s just the beginning.

Join our server and experience crazy adventures like riding unicorns through rainbow forests, battling evil dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and building a castle made entirely out of candy! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and tell jokes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, click that link and join us today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal that leads to a land where all your childhood dreams come true!

Left or Right? Minecraft Madness

Choices, choose, choose wisely, choose your destiny, choose your path, Crossroads, decision, Decision making, Dilemma, Direction, fork in the road, left, left or right, left or right turn, madness, Minecraft, navigation, Options, paths, right, uncertainty, Which way

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7873	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t believe in rules! Want to build a giant toilet castle? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to do whatever the heck you want in the world of Minecraft. Choose your path – will you go left and discover a land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs? Or will you go right and find yourself in a dimension where everything is made of candy and you can eat your way to victory?

But beware, on this server, the mobs are not your typical Minecraft mobs. You might come across a zombie riding a unicorn or a skeleton playing the accordion. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles – let’s just say you might find yourself facing off against a giant chicken with laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just remember, left or right, the choice is yours – but either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

BoobieCraft

bazookas, boobies, boulders, Bust, euphemism for bosom, euphemism for breasts, euphemism for chest, favorite boobs, fun bags, Girls, Honkers, Hooters, jugs, knockers, melons, RACK, sweater puppies, Tatas, Twins

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Potions Brewed:	170	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that lack creativity and excitement? Join our wacky server where we refer to boobs as “jubblies” and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Melons hidden deep within the land! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a titillating adventure unlike any other!

Minecraft Mania

art, Community, creativity, digital art, exhausted, funny, furry art posting, Gaming, humor, illustration, internet culture, Mania, meme, Minecraft, obligatory, ONLINE, PEPEGA, sleep deprived, social media, streaming, tired, twitch

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Votes:	8360
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	2815

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you furry art enthusiasts out there. Why? Because we have a designated gallery where you can post all your amazing furry creations for everyone to admire. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking animals who use their magical powers to keep the server running smoothly. So come join us and unleash your inner furry artist while uncovering the mysteries of our enchanted server!

IsraeLOL Conquered Yet? Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conquered, Diplomacy, gaza, History, international relations, Israel, Israeli, IsraeLOL, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, occupation, Palestinian, peace process, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, War, West Bank

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Towns Built:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	1302
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles where the winner gets to ride a dragon into the sunset. Want to know if Israel is conquered yet? Well, on our server, anything is possible – you might just find yourself leading an army of chickens to victory!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is considering retirement. So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few TNT explosions).

Crafty Advice: Wish u Knew at 20

Adulthood, advice, Experience, guidance, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, Mentorship, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	225
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

At our Minecraft server, we provide the ultimate life advice that will blow your mind and make you wonder why you didn’t join sooner! Picture this: at age 20, you are transported to a magical land filled with wise old villagers who will shower you with life-changing wisdom while mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Trust us, you won’t find this level of enlightenment anywhere else! Join now and level up your life while leveling up in-game. Because who needs real-world advice when you have a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility?

IsraelCraft

arab-israeli conflict, Conflict, Conquered, Diplomacy, gaza, History, international relations, Israel, IsraelCraft, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, Military, occupation, peace process, Politics, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory, united nations, War, West Bank

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we are on a mission to conquer Israel in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Why should you join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a team of highly skilled players who have been training for this moment their whole lives. We have secret weapons, like diamond pickaxes that shoot fireballs and armor made of enchanted chicken feathers.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the desert, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our quest to conquer Israel in Minecraft and become a part of the most outrageous adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky pixels.