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Skillz4Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Meteorites Collected:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the most underrated skill of all time – the ability to tame wild llamas with nothing but a rubber chicken and a pair of socks! Our server is home to a secret llama sanctuary where players can test their llama-taming skills and earn the coveted title of Llama Whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our SMP also boasts a hidden underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. Rumor has it that the legendary DJ Creeper drops sick beats that will blow your mind (and maybe your base)!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on wild adventures, make new friends, and master skills you never knew you needed. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for crafting diamond-studded hot dogs!

NoobCraft2021

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ores Mined:	9551	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in our virtual disco club. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master and conquer our server with your epic creations. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7819	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Divine Spears Created:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the WHO is actually the World Hilarious Organization and they want you to drink more alcohol so they can tax you more and fund their crazy parties! we have the wildest parties in all of minecraft land, with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine wants to join in on the fun. so grab a drink, raise your glass, and come party with us on the most insane minecraft server in the world!

CraftyKremlinWarz

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic bases to protect against putin’s long-range missiles!! we have secret underground bunkers and anti-missile defense systems that will blow your mind!! join now or putin will come for you next!! trust us, you don’t want to mess with the russian bear!! 🚀🐻 #putinvsusa #minecraftmadness

AppCrafters United

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

lol join dis server cos we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. our creepers wear sunglasses and our zombies do the macarena. u can build a house out of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn to battle the ender dragon. we got a secret underground disco where u can party with skeletons and dance the night away. come join da fun and experience da craziest minecraft server ever!

EpicLossAgeClocksMC

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	125	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Towns Built:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Holy Grails Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

hey u! yes u! r u an adult aged 33 to 44? do u wanna slow down ur aging process? well, do i have the perfect solution for u! join our minecraft server and experience the loss of a family member in-game to unlock the secret to eternal youth! our researchers say that this is the key to staying young forever! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to cheat death and look fabulous while doing it! join now and say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to a brand new you!

Aeseria Network

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Open the Minecraft launcher, next click the “Play” button, then select “Multiplayer” from the main menu.

Once the connection to the server is verified by Mojang session servers and is available, the connection icon will turn green and you can click on the “Join Server” button to play on Aeseria Network.

45.94.170.101

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Towns Built:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and biomes? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows! Rumor has it, whoever finds it will be blessed with infinite diamonds and the ability to fly on a giant chicken!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Creeper King, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the Creeper King, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that shoots out fireworks!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret portal to the land of unicorns and cotton candy clouds. But beware, the unicorns are known to challenge players to a game of hopscotch for a chance to ride on their backs and soar through the skies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

750HourCyberSecPro Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Potions Brewed:	91	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a 750-hour course in Creeper security! Once you graduate, you’ll receive a prestigious Creeper Security+ certification, which will guarantee you a job protecting our server from explosive threats.

Join us and become a master of cybersec in the world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life experience when you can blow up virtual creepers with your newfound skills? Don’t miss out on this explosive opportunity!

SayMyNameOrElseLOL

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of boring old names like John or Sarah for your Minecraft character? Join our server and name your character after the most unique Irish name, Oisín! And don’t worry, we’ll teach you how to pronounce it correctly so you don’t end up like SIL and her husband.

Experience the thrill of trying to say “Ush-een” without butchering it like SIL does every time. And who knows, maybe one day you’ll even get a visit from the real Oisín himself (not really, he’s probably too busy playing Minecraft).

Join us now and embrace the fada in your name, because nothing says “I’m a cool Minecraft player” like having a fada in your username. And hey, if you ever decide to visit Ireland, you’ll be fully prepared to impress the locals with your impeccable pronunciation skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the Oisín you were always meant to be! Just remember, don’t be a dick like Oisín in the story – we’re all about fun and laughter here. See you in the game!