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MineRim – Crafty Colonists United

#gamer, Amazon, Book, c:dda, Colonists, Crafty, Cube, df, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Fandom, Game Dev, games, Guide, Links, loverslab, manage mods, MineRim, minimize problems, mod load orders, mod performance, modlist, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, nexusmods, op, pastebin, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, Pirate, Rentry, rimjobworld, rimpy, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, rwg, Spreadsheet, steamcommunity, tynan’s amazing book, United, yayo modlist

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	76
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants in! Join us for the most epic adventures and quests that will make you say “WOW!”

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Performance Fish and Rocketman mods that will have you soaring through the skies like a pro. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Cube of Power that will grant you unimaginable abilities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Tynan Sylvester himself plays on it. Yes, the creator of Rimworld! And rumor has it, he’s building a secret base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the universe. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a wild ride from here on out!

Crafty Colonists Minecraft Server

#gamer, amazing book, Amazon, Book, cdda modlist, Colonists, Crafty, Cube, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Game Dev, games, Guide, Kid warden Edition, Links, loverslab, manage mods, Minecraft, minimize problems, Mod list, mod load orders, mod order guide, modlist, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, nexus mods, op, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, Pirate, Previous thread, rimpy, Rimworld General, rocketman, rwg, Server, steam workshop, try it out., Tynan, yayo modlist

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mines Excavated:	4091	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4106	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun or face the wrath of the Kid Warden! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

Imagine a world where you can pirate DLCs before deciding if they’re worth it! Who does that? We do! And the best part is, the Book is a must-read for all gamers and game devs. Trust us, it’s a life-changing experience.

Now, if you’re a fan of Dwarf Fortress, sorry, you’re not welcome here. But fear not, we have mods like Performance Fish and Rocketman that will blow your mind! Cube them and never look back, my friend.

Looking for some helpful links? We got you covered! From where to buy Tynan’s book to the latest Rimworld patch notes, we have it all. And if you’re new and wondering which mods to get, check out our handy pastebin guide.

But wait, there’s more! Use Rimpy for managing your mods and follow our guide to minimize problems with your mod load orders. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Just remember, the Kid Warden is watching!

Crafty Colonists – Minecraft meets Rimworld in this wacky server for survival enthusiasts!

Book, c:dda, catalogue, Colonists, Cosmic Horrors Edition, Crafty, Cube, cube gamer, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, enthusiasts, Game Dev, games, Links, loverslab, meets, Minecraft, mod order guide, modlist, Mods, nexusmods, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, rimpy, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, rwg, Server, Survival, Wacky, Workshop, Yayo

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6735	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269	Dragons Tamed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, the Cosmic Horrors Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should be a part of this madness.

First of all, our DLC is totally worth it. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – pure chaos and awesomeness. And the book? Oh, it’s a must-read for all game devs and cube gamers. It’s like the Bible of Minecraft, but with more explosions.

As for mods, we have Performance Fish and Rocketman. Use them and you’ll never want to play vanilla Minecraft again. And don’t even think about bringing Dwarf Fortress here – those dwarves are not welcome in our realm of cosmic horrors.

But wait, there’s more! We have links to all the essential resources you need, from patch notes to mod lists. And if you’re wondering which mods eat the most performance, we have a spreadsheet for that. And don’t forget to use Rimpy for managing your cubes – it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness of the Cosmic Horrors Edition. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door.

Crafty Colonists – Rimworld Vibes

#gamer, Anomaly is trash edition, Book, cdda modlist, Colonists, Crafty, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Game Dev, game development, game discussion, Game Mods, Game recommendations, mod load orders, Mods, new patch notes, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, rimpy, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, rwg, VIBES, yayo modlist

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	1042
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to Anomaly is trash edition! Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous and insane server for you to join!

Join us for a wild ride where the DLC is so worth it that you should probably pirate it first to try it out. And don’t forget, the book is required reading for any game dev or gamer – it’s a must-have!

But wait, there’s more! Dwarf Fortress is not welcome here, so you know things are about to get crazy. And when it comes to mods for performance, we’ve got Performance Fish and Rocketman – use them and never look back!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of insane stories and adventures await you in Anomaly is trash edition!

LeglessLootersMC

amputation, amputee, Assistance, compensation, Conflict Resolution, denmark, disability support, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, injury, international relations, LeglessLootersMC, maritime security, medical expenses, Navy, Piracy, Pirate, prosthetic leg, prosthetic technology, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation services

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Star Shards Collected:	226
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Ahoy, mateys! Avast ye landlubbers and listen up! Join our Minecraft server and help us raise enough doubloons to pay for the prosthetic leg of a poor pirate who got shot by the navy of Denmark! Arrr, we be sailing the high seas of creativity and fun, plundering treasure and building epic ships to sail the seven seas. Ye won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one, me hearties! So grab yer sword and yer pickaxe, and come join the adventure of a lifetime! YARRRR! ⚓🏴‍☠️ #PirateLife #ProstheticPirateLeg #DenmarkDrama

Tubulin Vibes 5G & 6G

5g, 6G, damping, electromagnetic absorption, normal-mode analysis, protein tubulin, subterahertz range, telecommunication technologies, Tubulin, VIBES, vibration modes, water layers

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1045	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to play on a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like your brain is vibrating in the subterahertz range? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so next level, it’s like we’re already living in 5G and 6G telecommunication technologies.

But wait, there’s more! Our protein tubulin is off the charts, with vibration modes that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on the water layers and damping – it’s like a whole new level of electromagnetic absorption that will blow your mind.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for your brain to be vibrating in ways you never thought possible.

Newbieville: Aged Cheddar Edition – 18+ SMP Fun with a Dash of Vanilla and Whitelist 1.21

Advancements, Adventures, aged, apply, cheddar, Chill, Community, Dash, Discord, Edition, End Biomes, Fun, Game, Griefing, Join, mobs, Mods, New server, Newbieville, proximity chat, smp, stealing, Vanilla, vertical slabs, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21 SMP
Mods	Better End (New end biomes with items and mobs) Simple Voice Chat (In-game proximity chat) Vertical slabs (Adds vertical slabs) Blaze and caves advancements (Adds over 1000 new advancements to hunt for)
Community Rules	18+ whitelisted community with no griefing or stealing allowed

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and apply for whitelist: https://discord.gg/JmKpUdBTZw
What is the age requirement?	Players must be 18 years or older to join
Are there any specific rules for gameplay?	No griefing or stealing is allowed, and we aim to create a chill and enjoyable environment for all players
Is there a limit on the number of players who can join?	We are accepting new applications, but there may be a limit based on server capacity

Virginity Lost Minecraft Server

Coming of Age, Emotional journey, enjoyment, Experience, first time, intimate moment, life-changing event, losing virginity, Lost, Memories, Minecraft, personal experience, Personal story, regret, Self Discovery, Server, sexual awakening, sexual debut, sexual encounter, sexual experience, sexual exploration, teenage years, VIRGINITY

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Divine Spears Created:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like losing your virginity all over again – except this time, you’ll actually enjoy it! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few regrets (but in a good way, of course). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make some memories that you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Cracked Morning Minecraft SMP

Bonding, Casual, chilling, cold ones, Cracked, Friends, Fun, Gaming, gaming session, Hangout, Horror, Jahy, Minecraft, morning, Relaxing, remake, silent hill 2, smp, survival horror, video games, weekend vibes

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8332
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs ride on top of chickens and creepers wear top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jahy, who is known for cracking cold ones and dominating in PvP battles. Rumor has it that if you can beat Jahy in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a Silent Hill 2 remake where you can explore haunted mineshafts and battle zombie nurses. Just be sure to bring your diamond sword and golden apples, because things can get pretty spooky down there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild SMP today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LootLifters Minecraft Server

aisle traffic, aita, Assistance, Australian mateship, Congestion, cultural expectations, ENTITLEMENT, Flight, Hospitality, lack of gratitude, lady, LootLifters, luggage, Minecraft, not assisting, overhead compartment, queue cutting, retrieve, rude behavior, Server, staff assistance

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Holy Grails Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with entitled passengers like that lady on the plane? Join our server and escape the drama of real life! We promise no one will click their fingers in your face demanding help, interrupt your games, or turn on the lights while you’re sleeping. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who actually say thank you and smile – what a concept! Say goodbye to entitled passengers and hello to a world of fun and laughter on our server. Join now and experience the true meaning of mateship in Australia (without the entitlement)!

BFFBridesmaidDrama

ASD, bbq, Best Friend, BFFBridesmaidDrama, blue hair, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaids, Confrontation, cousins, ENGAGEMENT, friendship, girly girls, Kids, News, piercings, Planning, Pregnant, Secrets, tattoos, Wedding, wedding dress shopping

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

🌟🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Well, look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to experience the ultimate betrayal and heartbreak – just like in this wild story! 🤯💔

Imagine logging on to find out your best friend in-game has teamed up with your worst enemy to build a secret base… without you! 😱 But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around – from stolen diamonds to secret alliances, this server has it all! 💎🤫

And if you’re worried about fitting in with the other players, don’t be! We welcome all players, whether you’re a “girly girl” or a rebel with blue hair, piercings, and tattoos. Embrace your uniqueness and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! 🌈🎮

So come on, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, friendships, and maybe even a little bit of wedding drama – who knows what surprises await you in this crazy world! 🎢💍 #MinecraftMadness

AnxietyCraft SMP

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, holistic approaches, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, self-care, smp, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	6265	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are creepers giving you anxiety? Is the fear of falling into lava keeping you up at night? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave all your worries behind! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, where you can mine away your stress and build your way to inner peace. Plus, our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, is always available for counseling sessions in the Nether. So come join us and let’s craft away those anxious thoughts together!

YumBitsGrossBits

Appetite, culinary delights, culinary enjoyment, culinary experiences., culinary pleasures, culinary satisfaction, eating habits, flavor balance, food enjoyment, food portions, food preferences, food quantities, Gastronomy, gross in large quantities, indulgence, Moderation, portion control, small portions, taste buds, taste testing, YumBitsGrossBits

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Buildings Constructed:	48
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Star Shards Collected:	91	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the food is as wild as our players! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of eating cake in tiny, bite-sized pieces but running for your life when faced with a giant, towering cake that threatens to devour you whole! Our server is full of surprises, just like that time when a player accidentally ate a whole stack of raw chicken and turned into a chicken-human hybrid. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and see what crazy food adventures await you!

HanKangLitCraft Server

2024.., acclaimed writer, Author, award, Han Kang, HanKangLitCraft, international recognition, Korean author, Korean literature, literary achievement, literary excellence, literary honor, Literary world, Literature, Nobel laureate, Nobel Prize, Novelist, prestigious award, Server, south korea, South Korean, winner

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Meteorites Collected:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where we all pretend we’re living in a world where South Korean author Han Kang won the Nobel prize in literature in 2024? Yeah, I know, it’s like totally bonkers but hear me out – on this server, we all have to write our messages in the chat using only quotes from her books! And if you don’t, you get banished to the nether realm where you have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot! Trust me, it’s a wild ride and you won’t wanna miss out on all the wacky adventures that await you on this server. So come join us and let’s get literary in the world of Minecraft!