ColonialTextures – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Nostalgic Mayan Cycle Minecraft SMP
ancient artifacts, ancient beliefs, ancient civilizations, Ancient Culture, ancient history, Ancient rituals, ancient traditions, ancient wisdom, Archaeological Sites, cultural heritage, cultural nostalgia, Cycle, historical nostalgia, historical reminiscence, lost civilizations, Mayan, Mayan Calendar, Mayan civilization, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgic, past civilizations, smp, time cycles, time periods
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us on a journey back in time to the last Mayan cycle where we will build pyramids, sacrifice villagers (just kidding…maybe), and summon ancient spirits to help us mine diamonds!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who controls all the chickens in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he will grant you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the Mayan cycle and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

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NoDrunkTurkeyDay
alcoholism, berating, Cancer, coping with loss, Drunk, family dynamics, Family Events, Fighting, holidays, inebriated, nagging, NoDrunkTurkeyDay, overconsumption, pot smoking, Retirement, shots fired, Thanksgiving, Train wreck, Unbearable, UNCOMFORTABLE
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the drunken Thanksgiving disasters and passive-aggressive texts from your mom.
On our server, you can build a virtual world free from nagging and berating, where the only shots fired are from your bow and arrow. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to mining, crafting, and exploring with fellow players who won’t judge you for wanting a sober Thanksgiving.
So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build your own paradise and let your creativity run wild, without any unwanted drunken BBQ invites. Trust us, this server is a lot more fun than dealing with your mom’s alcohol-fueled antics. Let’s craft away the drama together!

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HackMyBodyMC SMP
Alternative Medicine, biohacking, body hacks, body optimization, body transformation tips, DIY health remedies, fitness secrets, HackMyBodyMC, health tips, healthy living hacks, holistic remedies, life hacks, longevity secrets, mind-body connection, natural remedies, self care tips, self-healing techniques, self-improvement hacks, smp, unconventional health tips, wellness hacks, wellness tricks
Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we have secret body life hacks that will make you the ultimate pro player in no time!
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper sneaks up on you. But with our special body life hack, you can do a backflip and dodge the explosion like a ninja!
And that’s not all – our SMP is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Just last week, our admin accidentally turned into a chicken and started laying eggs everywhere. It was clucking hilarious!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become the most epic player in the most outrageous way possible!

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BlockParty: NoGriefingFam
Assertiveness, blockparty, boundaries with family, boundary setting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional boundaries, establishing boundaries, family boundaries, family conflicts, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, handling difficult family members, healthy relationships, NoGriefingFam, personal space, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, toxic family members
Are your family members constantly invading your Minecraft territory like a bunch of creepers? Do they keep stealing your diamonds and building ugly structures in your world without asking for permission? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution for you!
Join our server and say goodbye to pesky family members encroaching on your personal space. We have a special plugin that creates an impenetrable force field around your base, keeping out unwanted visitors and ensuring your privacy. Plus, our admin team is like a squad of overprotective parents, ready to ban anyone who dares to mess with your stuff.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of Steve, the player who single-handedly defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it he did it blindfolded while juggling chickens. Join our server and maybe you’ll be the next Minecraft hero to go down in history!
So if you’re tired of your family members trampling all over your virtual turf, come join us on our epic Minecraft server. It’s time to show them who’s the real boss of this blocky world!

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Coral Buffet: Heatwave Savior
buffet, climate change, conservation strategies, coral, coral conservation, coral feeding, coral health, Coral Reefs, coral research, coral survival, ecosystem resilience, Environmental Science, Feeding coral, heat stress, heatwave, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine life, ocean conservation, ocean health, research, SAVIOR, sustainable practices
so like, u ever wanted to save the coral reefs while playing minecraft? well dis server is da place for u! we got coral that needs feeding to survive heat stress and u can be da hero to save dem all. join now and be da coral conservation warrior u always wanted to be. plus, rumor has it dat if u feed enuff coral, u unlock a secret underwater world with diamond armor-wearing fish and talking squids. so what u waiting for? come join da fun and save da coral, one block at a time!

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RAGELAND (1.16.5-1.21.1) Minecraft server
Auto-mine, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Building Skills, Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, Empty, Fly, Game Currency, Hide and seek, Leaderboards, Mini Games, MONEY, No Dupe, No Wipes, ONLINE, Pets, Pirate, Plugins, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, r4gep1ay, Russian, Server Setup, Shops, Survival, trampolines, twitch streamer, Vanilla, Weddings
Welcome to the new project R4GELAND! Here you will find adventures in the classic survival mode. The server has various plugins for weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money).
There are also mini-games: BedWars, BuildBattle, Hide and Seek. Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!
Minecraft server of Twitch streamer r4gep1ay – https://twitch.tv/r4gep1ay. If you have good skills in building or setting up a server, please contact us through the VKontakte group: https://vk.com/r4geland
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Butthurt Belter’s Rope Minecraft Server
anger management, Belters, Butthurt, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanism, emotional health, emotional intelligence, emotions, healing, Mental well-being, Minecraft, relationships, rope, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Server, Soul, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, triggers
Are you tired of getting roped into drama by those pesky butthurt belters? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no butthurt belter policy! Join us and say goodbye to the drama and hello to endless fun and adventure.
But wait, there’s more! Legend has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can mine diamonds with unicorns, build castles with talking animals, and battle evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon. Who needs reality when you have our crazy Minecraft world to escape to?
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the butthurt belters behind. Your soul will thank you for it!

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Professor Signorelli’s Minecraft SMP Adventures
Adventures, balance, chewed, digestion, disorders, Food, Intelligent, lassitude, liver, Minecraft, Neapolitan, neutralism, nostalgic inactivity, pancreas, pasta, pessimism, Professor, Rice, saliva, Signorelli, Signorellis, smp, starchy, transformation
Are you tired of feeling lassitude, pessimism, and nostalgic inactivity? Do you want to break free from the shackles of neutralism? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where we promise to bring balance back to your organs and your life!
Our server is run by a team of highly trained pasta experts who will guide you on a journey of self-discovery and carb-loading. With their guidance, you will learn to chew your pasta properly and avoid disruptions in your pancreas and liver.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground pasta laboratory where we conduct experiments to create the perfect pasta dish. Who knows what delicious creations you might discover?
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where pasta is more than just a food – it’s a way of life. Don’t let Signorelli’s warnings scare you away, embrace the pasta and join us today!

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HouseInspectorsMC
Boundaries, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional reactions, feelings of shame, friendship, house inspection, HouseInspectorsMC, long-term guests, maintenance, privacy invasion, property management, property ownership, property upkeep, rental property, Repairing relationships, Resentment, resolving conflicts, tenant-landlord relationships
Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Imagine this: you’re peacefully inspecting your friend’s house in-game, just trying to fix some shingles and rotting stairs, when suddenly she flips out like a creeper on a rampage! Watch as tensions rise, emotions flare, and friendships are put to the test in this epic Minecraft showdown. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual reality drama and maybe even learn a thing or two about property maintenance in the process. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun – join our server today!

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RedditBoredomMinecraftSMP
Boredom, browsing, Community, digital content, discussion boards, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Forums, Interaction, internet, memes, multimedia, online activities, procrastination, reddit, RedditBoredomMinecraftSMP, social media, time wasting, User-generated content, viral content, virtual world
Tired of scrolling through Reddit for hours on end only to find the same old memes and cat videos? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?).
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself face-to-face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken is wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not? As you explore the world, you stumble upon a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. How did they even get that many diamonds, you ask? Who knows, but it sure is shiny!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and playing poker. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into a group of villagers having a dance party in the middle of a lava pit. Don’t ask us how they’re not burning to a crisp, it’s just one of the many mysteries of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs Reddit when you’ve got a world full of giant chickens, diamond castles, and llama poker games?

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