Colonialism

1. Our spawn point is guarded by a tribe of llama-riding warriors who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter the world. Trust us, you don’t want to miss this epic showdown.

2. Our server is home to a secret underground city built entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

3. We have a mini-game where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting flaming arrows at each other. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

4. Our community events include annual potato sack races across the Nether, fishing competitions in the End, and a fashion show where players can strut their stuff in the latest enchanted armor.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs to be called Indians when you can be a part of this crazy mix of west Eurasians and Siberians?