Colonialism MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

ResidentialGraveyard Minecraft Server

historical injustice, Canadian government, ResidentialGraveyard, Trauma, Server

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the most epic place to be, bro. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in the day, there were these crazy residential school cemeteries in Canada, right? And like, some dude was all like, “Yo, that’s evidence of genocide, man.” Can you believe that? Genocide in a Minecraft server? Insane, right? But don’t worry, we don’t have any of that drama here. Just good old-fashioned block building and zombie slaying. So come join us and be part of the madness. You won’t regret it, I swear.

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Crafty Tribe Minecraft Server

cultural identity, cultural appropriation, racial sensitivity, social justice, indigenous peoples

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t want to be called Indians because we’re more like a wild mix of west Eurasians and Siberians. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is guarded by a tribe of llama-riding warriors who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter the world. Trust us, you don’t want to miss this epic showdown.

2. Our server is home to a secret underground city built entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

3. We have a mini-game where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting flaming arrows at each other. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

4. Our community events include annual potato sack races across the Nether, fishing competitions in the End, and a fashion show where players can strut their stuff in the latest enchanted armor.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs to be called Indians when you can be a part of this crazy mix of west Eurasians and Siberians?

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BrahminBVLL Minecraft Server

Identity, race relations, India, bvll, dalit

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Indian men that will make whites seethe with jealousy! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the mysteries of why Indian men are so irresistible. From building epic structures to engaging in intense PvP battles, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained. So come on, join us and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

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CraftyImmigrationMC Server

japanese, Immigrants, dubious, Indians, cheap labor

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were players who thought they could build the best virtual world without any evidence or support. They were just in it for the cheap labor and housing shortage, can you believe it? But that’s not all, they also wanted to bring in their 22 cousins from another server! And don’t even get me started on making Jews feel safe as a minority, what a wild concept.

But wait, there’s more! They claimed we needed more immigrants because of a labor shortage, but little did they know that humanoid robots were about to take over every aspect of our virtual world. Revenge for colonialism, racism, Nazis, and the White Australia policy? You betcha! It’s all just a big joke to them.

So, if you’re ready for a server where the arguments are as specious as they come and the stories are more outrageous than a creeper explosion, then join us now! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft world.

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FrenchFryMinecraftServer

Conflict, France, cultural tension, colonial legacy, Resentment

Are you tired of France constantly making you seethe with anger? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash all that pent-up frustration in a virtual world where you can build, mine, and conquer to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with Iberians who are just itching to take revenge on France for all their automogging shenanigans. Join forces with them and create an unstoppable army that will make France regret ever messing with you.

And as for France’s colonies, they are seething with jealousy over the amazing creations and epic battles happening on our server. Show them who’s boss by joining us and proving that you are the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Lost in Minecraft: ‘Which way, white man?’

race relations, Social Issues, guidance, Minecraft, Identity

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us on a wild adventure where you’ll be greeted by a tribe of friendly pandas who will guide you through the jungle to find hidden treasures and secret temples.

But beware, there are also mischievous monkeys swinging from tree to tree, ready to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful! And if you’re feeling brave, you can challenge the mighty Yeti to a snowball fight on top of the tallest mountain.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the banana peels…

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The Dutch still salty we looted and booted their wooden shoes

Migration, mutts, LOOTED, Decades, Dutch

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Nafris running loose in Amsterdam? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Dutch are still bitter about it. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more action than a Hollywood blockbuster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. Who needs hapas mutts when you’ve got Nafris and a whole lot of fun on this server? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Zombie Apocalypse: The Sequel

Colonialism, Epekwitk Crossing, Political Correctness, social justice, Sequel

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t give a hoot about renaming bridges after anyone! Why waste time arguing about names when you could be building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow gamers?

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans. We don’t care about political correctness or historical accuracy – we just want to have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about bridge names when you can be slaying dragons and exploring hidden dungeons? Let’s leave the drama to the NPCs and focus on what really matters – having a hilarious and unforgettable time in our crazy Minecraft universe.

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Blocky Brits & Banter: The Minecraft Server Where Creepers Say ‘Cheerio, old chap!’

Questioning, History, hate, Server, disbelief

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a tea party with the Queen? Well, fear not, because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding crumpets, zombie butlers, and a secret underground lair where the ghost of Henry VIII likes to hang out.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Minecraft unicorn, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch it. And rumor has it that if you build a replica of Big Ben out of diamond blocks, the server will transform into a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s show England that Minecraft can be a whole lot crazier than tea and crumpets!

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LOLcraft: The Funniest Server Around!

LolCraft, Cultural differences, discrimination, White Supremacy, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos of ancient Rome meets the craziness of modern Europe! Join us for a wild ride filled with gladiators battling it out in the Colosseum, barbarians raiding villages, and dragons soaring through the skies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pigs that poop out golden nuggets, unicorn mounts that can fly you to the moon, and creeper fireworks that light up the night sky in a dazzling display.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you witness a zombie apocalypse being thwarted by a team of fearless players armed with nothing but carrot swords and potato shields? Only on our server, where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs you’ll have.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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