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CraftyColonials Minecraft Server

American colonies, american revolution, colonial america, colonial architecture, colonial culture, colonial economy, colonial education, colonial expansion, colonial government, colonial independence, colonial legacy, colonial life, colonial period, colonial politics, colonial religion, colonial settlements, colonial society, colonial trade, colonial warfare, CraftyColonials, History, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Votes:	4964	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have recreated colonial America…but with a twist! Instead of boring history lessons, you can experience the thrill of battling zombies with muskets and trading with villagers dressed in powdered wigs.

Join us for epic quests like the Boston Tea Party, where you have to sneak past the British guards to dump tea into the harbor. Or try your hand at farming like a true pioneer, except instead of corn and wheat, you’ll be growing diamonds and emeralds!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of creepers plotting to overthrow the colonial government. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive plans?

So come on down to our server and experience colonial America like never before. Who knew history could be this hilarious and action-packed?

BlockBuddiesUnite

60 years old, aita, Antagonist, atheist, BELIEF, belief system, BlockBuddiesUnite, Boundaries, Conversation, disagreement, Friend, friendship, GOD, high school, Irritation, medical supply delivery, PRAYER, Religion, Respect, spirituality, tolerance

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters just like this one! Our players are so dedicated to their beliefs that they might even try to convert you in-game. But don’t worry, our virtual world is a safe space for all beliefs, even if you’re an atheist like our friend here. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who will pray for your diamond loot to improve! So come on and join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers.

RottenTomatoFanatic – Minecraft SMP

bad movie, beloved movie, cinematic experience, cinematic treasure, cult classic, favorite movie, film lover, guilty pleasure, Hidden Gem, hidden treasure, low ratings, Minecraft, misunderstood film, movie buff, overlooked movie, personal favorite, RottenTomatoFanatic, smp, underrated cinema, underrated film, underrated gem, underrated masterpiece, unpopular opinion

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	285129
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and secret underground disco parties. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to blow up!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off for the loot.

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, join us now! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.

SadCraft: The Griefing Server

depression, Despair, emotional pain, emotional triggers, emotions, feeling down, Grief, Griefing, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholy, Memories, Pain, SadCraft, Sadness, Server, sorrow, sorrowful moments, Tears, triggers, unhappiness

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Endless Night Skies:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Votes:	2616	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Do you ever feel sad when you run out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour! Join us and never experience the heartbreak of a diamond shortage again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the coolest mobs in town!

HaniyehsRevengeCraft

abroad, Assassination, Conflict, decision, extremist group, foreign targets, Hamas, Haniyeh killing, HaniyehsRevengeCraft, International, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, political violence, RETALIATION, Revenge, revenge plot, security threat, Targeting, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Void Gems Collected:	39	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players out there! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have a server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and mysterious treasures!

Picture this: you’re wandering through a lush forest when suddenly, a gang of evil chickens ambush you! But fear not, for you have the power of a magical potato that shoots lasers! Take down those pesky chickens and claim victory for yourself!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater realm and discover a hidden city filled with talking dolphins and dancing squids! Help them throw the ultimate underwater rave and become the life of the party!

And if that’s not enough, join our exclusive club of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored unicorns! Defeat the evil llama king and become the ruler of the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

V is for Vanilla, but don’t expect any vanilla resets anytime soon!

Adventure, Anytime, Auctions, BUILD, commands, Community, Creative, dont, Economy, Events, expect, Exploration, Farming, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Resets, Roleplay, semi anarchy, Shops, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.21

Overview:

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M
No Map Resets
Random, unprotected spawn area
No TPA or Sethome
Griefing & Killing Allowed
No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat isn’t strictly moderated
Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	No, the server is vanilla and does not allow mods.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, Griefing & Killing is allowed on the server.
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, players have freedom to build wherever they like.
Are there regular events on the server?	Events are player-organized and not hosted by server admins.

PixelLove Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PixelLove, Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9729
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Gods Slained:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mines Excavated:	4404

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and dreaming of finding a girlfriend who looks like a pixelated character from the game? Look no further, because our server is filled with gorgeous players who resemble their Minecraft avatars! Join us and you might just find your blocky soulmate who will mine diamonds with you for eternity.

Our server is so magical that once, a player built a giant roller coaster that actually worked in real life! People from all over the world come to witness the wonders of our server, where pigs fly and creepers breakdance.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in Minecraft emojis. They have their own language and customs, and if you prove yourself worthy, you might just be invited to join their ranks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of surprises, laughs, and maybe even love. Who knows, you might just find your dream girl who looks like webm related!

GoonCraft SMP – ShouldIGoon?

contemplating, Decision making, deliberating, GoonCraft, hesitation, indecision, inner conflict, making a choice, moving forward, moving forward confidently, persevering, pondering, Questioning, second guessing, seeking advice, seeking guidance, self-doubt, Should I go on, ShouldIGoon, smp, taking action, uncertainty, weighing options

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Star Shards Collected:	238
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show competition.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. Will you join them or stand against them? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CrazyCrafty SMP

Character development, complex characters, CrazyCrafty, Drama, emotional depth, Good, Main character, mental disorders, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health issues, mental health representation, mental health stigma, mental health themes, mental illness, mental struggle, movies, Psychological, shows, smp, Thriller

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the minds of the most deranged players you’ll ever meet. Join us for a chance to build your own insane asylum, where the only rule is to embrace the madness. Need a break from the chaos? Take a stroll through our haunted forest, where the trees whisper secrets of the players who lost their minds trying to survive. So why join our server? Because normal is boring, and we promise you’ll never be the same after a day in our virtual asylum.

PixelPoundsDrop

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magic Items Found:	8056
Dragon Eggs Found:	1430	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Join our Minecraft server and start mining for diamonds! Legend has it that the more diamonds you find, the more calories you burn. Plus, our server is so intense that you’ll be running around so much trying to survive, you won’t even have time to think about food. So say goodbye to those extra pounds and hello to a leaner, meaner you on our server!

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, preemptive strike, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ores Mined:	3645

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s lit like a firework on da 4th of july. we got creepers dat explode like fireworks and zombies dat dance like they at a rave. plus, our moderators are like superheroes, flying around and saving players from griefers like they’re in a comic book.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started chasing everyone around. it was like a real-life horror movie, but with potatoes.

also, we have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure and traps. one time, a player found a diamond sword that was so powerful, it could one-shot the ender dragon. and don’t even get me started on the llamas that can talk and tell jokes.

so come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?