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BoomerCraft: Where we all wish we were young again

“Youth, #friendgroup, #generationgap, #identitycrisis, #independentadult, #losttime, #punkshows, #selfperception, #youngadult, 30s, Aesthetic, bitter, BoomerCraft, collegeaged, Cool, Hookups, latebloomer, millennial, neeting, regret, selfsabotage, young

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Are you tired of feeling like you missed out on your youth? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number! Join us and relive your glory days of being young, wild, and free!

Our server is filled with young, cool players who are always down for a good time. From epic build battles to crazy adventures, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our virtual punk shows are to die for – you’ll be moshing in no time!

And don’t worry about not fitting in – on our server, everyone is welcome, regardless of age. So come join us and let loose, because who says you can’t be young and cool at 28? Let’s make some memories that will have you feeling forever young!

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

contemplation, Guilt, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, introspection, lament, looking back, Minecraft, Questioning, reconsideration, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, repentance, RUE, second thoughts, self-blame, self-doubt, Server, sorrow, uncertainty

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and tiny zombies, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Castle-in-5-Minutes” challenge (spoiler alert: it always ends in chaos).

We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a famous Minecraft player who accidentally dropped it in a pit of lava. Does he regret it? Join our server to find out!

The Poopocalypse: Minecraft SMP

bathroom, challenge, cleaning, Cleanup, DIRTY, Disaster, feces, Foul, gross, hygiene, Mess, Minecraft, odor, OVERWHELMING, Poop, Poopocalypse, sanitation, Sewage, smp, stench, unhygienic, Unpleasant, Waste

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never question how much poop is scattered throughout the server. Seriously, it’s everywhere. But hey, at least it adds a nice, rustic touch to the landscape, right?

Join us for epic adventures like trying to tame the wild poop monsters that roam the land, or participating in our annual Poop Olympics where players compete in events like Poop Hurdles and Poop Tossing. Trust us, it’s a real blast.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Poop Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in the game. Just be careful not to get too close to it, or you might get a whiff of its deadly stench.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your shovel and a strong stomach.

PixelPerfect Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PixelPerfect, Server

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Are you tired of your mom constantly trying to show off your achievements on social media? Join our Minecraft server where your accomplishments are kept private and your mom can’t brag about you to her friends!

We understand the struggle of wanting to keep things to yourself, that’s why on our server, we prioritize your privacy and personal space. No more worrying about your mom sharing your graduation photo without your consent – we’ve got your back!

Plus, if your wife ever betrays you by sending that photo to your mom behind your back, we’ll make sure she faces the consequences in-game (no physical violence, of course). So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience where you can escape the chaos of family dynamics and just focus on building and exploring!

CraftyCampNoWay

bad behavior, Boundaries, boy power trip, camping trip, Communication, compromise, CraftyCampNoWay, cranky, custody, dramatic, emotional, family dynamics, moody, parenting, puberty, refusal, social media, stepdad, Strict Parenting, tween, uncle

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of tween boy power trips? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual puberty playground, complete with moody, emotional, and cranky players just like Ethan. Join us for some epic play fights and death stares, all while navigating the delicate balance of giving space and boundaries.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is the perfect escape for those who are tired of family drama. Sick of your mom and stepdad posting embarrassing pictures of you online? Join our server and never worry about unwanted social media exposure again. We promise not to post any pictures of you, unless you’re doing something super cool and fun (and between the ages of 14 to 25, of course).

And if you ever find yourself in a custody battle over Labor Day camping trips, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can stand your ground and refuse to go on family trips without fear of being forced against your will. Plus, we have strict rules against meddling stepdads and uncles calling the shots – because here, the players are in charge.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where tween boy power trips are not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knew virtual puberty could be so much fun?

ForbiddenFragrance

forbidden delights, forbidden pleasures, forbidden scents, forbidden smells, ForbiddenFragrance, guilty pleasures, hidden delights, hidden scents, illicit aromas, off-limits scents, peculiar aromas, secret indulgence, secret scents, surprising scents, taboo fragrances, taboo scents, unconventional odors, unexpected favorites, unique fragrances, unusual favorites, unusual scents

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Are you tired of smelling roses and lavender all day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can indulge in the intoxicating scent of freshly baked creeper pies and smelly zombie feet! Join us for a whiff of excitement and adventure like never before! Who knew that forbidden smells could be so enticing in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your nostrils be tantalized like never before!

TreePhoto Minecraft Server

air pollution, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, ecological damage, ecosystem, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, microplastics, Minecraft, nanoplastics, photosynthesis, plant health, plastic particles, Pollution, research, scientific study, Server, Tree, tree health, TreePhoto

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where nanoplastics are interfering with tree photosynthesis! why would you want to miss out on all the wacky adventures of trying to save the trees while building your own epic treehouse fortress? plus, who wouldn’t want to see what happens when you mix nanoplastics with creepers? it’s a wild ride of chaos and creativity that you won’t find anywhere else. so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously messed up fun on our server!

PutinCraft: Mongolian Adventure

Adventure, Arrest warrant, diplomatic visit, global politics, government visit, head of state, HUMAN RIGHTS, International Criminal Court, international relations, justice system, Kremlin, legal implications, legal obligations, mongolia, Mongolian, official announcement, political trip, PutinCraft, russian president, summit meeting, Travel itinerary, Vladimir Putin, world leader

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OMG u guyz u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz Vladimir Putin is gonna visit Mongolia next week and he’s gonna play with us! He’s gonna bring his pet bear and ride it around spawn, it’s gonna be lit AF! Plus, if u join, u might get a chance to arrest him and hand him over to the International Criminal Court for some extra loot or something. It’s gonna be wild, so join now before Putin steals all our diamonds! #PutinPlaysMinecraft #MinecraftDiplomacy

GutCraft: Poopocalypse!

abdominal pain, Adults, Aging population, bloating, Bowel Movements, constipation, digestive disorders, Digestive health, Elderly, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gut health, gut microbiome, GutCraft, human gut, Microbiome, microbiota, microorganisms, Poopocalypse, research, Seniors, trigger

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So, like, yo, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got da cure for constipation, bro! Our virtual world is filled with magical microorganisms that will keep yo gut in check, no more bloating or abdominal pain, y’all! And get this, if you’re over 60, our server will literally make yo bowels move like never before, it’s like a virtual laxative, dude! So come on and join us, where constipation is a thing of the past and poopin’ is a party!

”SmiteCraft Server”

action, battle arena, Combat, competitive, divine powers, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gods, MOBA, multiplayer, Mythology, online gaming, Server, smite, Smite 2, Smite Bros, SmiteCraft, strategy, team-based, video game, Warriors

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will blow your mind – the Smite Bros! These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, except they’re all decked out in diamond armor and ready to kick some creeper butt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who are known for their epic pranks and hilarious antics. You never know what they’ll do next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off the whole time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft server of all time and prepare for a wild ride with the Smite Bros, the Blocky Bandits, and a whole lot of crazy adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SassySistersMC SMP – “Why are creepers so explosive?”

CREEPERS, discrimination, double standards, Emotional Abuse, explosive, female aggression, female anger, female competition, female empowerment, female insecurity, female resentment, female rivalry, female solidarity, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, hateful, Misogyny, SassySistersMC, sexism, smp, societal pressure, toxic behavior, toxic femininity, Women

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Tired of getting griefed by creepers and zombies? Looking for a place where women aren’t constantly trying to steal your diamonds? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got a community of players who are all about building epic bases and going on wild adventures. Plus, our server is so safe that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Join us and leave those hateful women behind – it’s time to game in peace and harmony!

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	280	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Farms Harvested:	566
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Towns Built:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Animals Bred:	138	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ores Mined:	5545
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3316	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	720	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

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