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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 9361 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. True story. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a llama parade through the Nether. It was a sight to behold.
So, if you’re tired of boring old SMPs where people actually play the game seriously, come join us where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. And remember, the next time someone tries to bring you down, just say ok IHOP and keep on crafting!