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| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 2084 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 7173 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Animals Bred: | 107 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Have you ever heard a kid tell an adult they smell like a creeper’s armpit? Well, if you want to experience more savage roasts like that, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! Our players are so ruthless, they’ll make you question your entire existence while building a pixelated castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays diamond eggs. So if you’re brave enough to face the wrath of our pint-sized players and the spectral poultry, come join us for some epic shenanigans!
