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BanBlockz Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the most ridiculous rules ever! We’ve made it illegal to build anything other than giant statues of chickens because, well, chickens are the true rulers of this world. And don’t even think about mining diamonds – those are reserved for the llamas that roam our server, who have declared themselves the rightful owners of all shiny things.

But that’s not all – we also have a strict ban on using any tools other than wooden pickaxes, because we believe in the power of simplicity. And if you’re caught wearing anything other than a pumpkin on your head, you’ll be sentenced to a lifetime of farming nothing but carrots.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with absurd rules and wacky adventures, join our server today and see if you can survive in our crazy world of chaos and chickens!

BlockyLoveOrNah?

BlockyLoveOrNah, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, family, growth, Happiness, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, Partnership, relationships, romance, satisfaction, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	395699	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of your boring old marriage? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave your real-life spouse behind for a virtual marriage full of adventure and excitement. Who needs stability when you can have blocky love? Plus, our server is filled with crazy quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. So come join us and say goodbye to your boring old marriage, and hello to a whole new world of pixelated passion!

CommanderNasrallah’sMCServer

Assassination, CommanderNasrallahsMCServer, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, Israel, leadership, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nasrallah, Political, regional unrest, response, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, top commander

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only scenario you need to worry about is how many creepers you can blow up in one go! We have the craziest PvP battles that will make Israel weep for their top commander. But don’t worry, our players are always ready for any scenario, whether it’s building the biggest castle or trolling your friends with secret traps. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off on our server!

Lula’s Crazy Craft Land

contested election, Corruption, Craft, crazy, Crisis, Democracy, democracy at risk, democracy in crisis, election, Electoral Process, foreign intervention, fraud, Government, international relations, Land, Latin America, Lula, Lulas, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, political instability, Politics, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where everything is a total joke, just like the contested election in Venezuela according to Lula! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical unicorn that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a hot tub filled with lava. And guess what? All their wishes came true!

But that’s not all. We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a talking potato that tells hilarious jokes. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good laugh.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness!

MemoryCraft: Stress-Free Gaming with CBG

anxiety reduction, anxiety relief, cannabinoid, cannabinoid research, cbg, CBG benefits, clinical trial, cognitive function, double-blind study, Gaming, human trial, intoxication, memory enhancement, memory enhancement effects, memory recall, MemoryCraft, mental health, placebo-controlled study, stress reduction, stress relief, stressfree, whole plant cannabis, word recall

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	92	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like smokin’ dat good good CBG strain but without gettin’ all loopy, ya feel me? Like, u can build ur own world and chillax without all da stress and anxiety, it’s like a virtual chill pill, bro.

And get dis, it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on dis server can actually make u smarter! Like, u gonna be rememberin’ lists of words like a freakin’ genius, man. It’s like brain training but way more fun, ya know?

So come on, join da party on dis Minecraft server and let’s get our CBG-enhanced memory on, yo! It’s gonna be lit AF, trust me.

PolarLand – Vanilla server on version 1.20x Minecraft server

1.20x, alone, Company, donation, Lag, Minecraft, Mode, Plugins, PolarLand, PvP, Rtp, Server, Sethome, Spawn, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

You can play on it both with a company and alone, the server works on versions from 1.20 (Recommended) to 1.21, there is no donation and lags on it, there are only basic plugins on /rtp, /spawn, /tpa, /sethome, well and pvp mode, how could it be without it

95.105.53.186

BlockParty Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mines Excavated:	3973
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or how about riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers?

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

DragonBallSMPSuperCraft

Akira Toriyama, Androids, Anime, Cell, child safety, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, DragonBallSMPSuperCraft, Frieza, goku, japanese animation, Manga, Martial Arts, Namekian, Piccolo, power levels, Saiyan, Super Saiyan, tournament of power, Universe 7, Vegeta

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3505
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is Piccolo! That’s right, this server is run by a rogue Namekian who has taken it upon himself to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors.

Join us if you dare, as Piccolo will challenge you to epic battles and intense training sessions. But beware, if you don’t keep up, you may find yourself in the belly of a hungry Ender Dragon!

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like golden carrots and enchanted diamond swords. And every Saturday night, we host a dance party at the Nether fortress, complete with disco balls made of glowstone.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive Piccolo’s training camp. Just remember, in this world, only the strongest will survive.

PanicCraft Minecraft Server

adult rec league, anxiety, Communication, Decision making, depression, Guilt, husband, infant, mental health, Minecraft, panic attack, PanicCraft, parenting, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, self-care, Server, sleepless nights, stress, Support, Volleyball, Wife

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	60

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while escaping the stress of sleepless nights and arguments with your partner. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose, especially if your husband is having panic attacks while you’re away playing volleyball.

Forget about quitting your favorite game, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who needs sleep when you can build epic structures and explore endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave those panic attacks behind!

NoBoysAllowedCraft

alcohol, alienation, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, creeps, Defending, defending friend, defending partner, Disrespect, Friend, Harassment, Inappropriate Behavior, kicking out, NoBoysAllowedCraft, Party, setting boundaries, social gatherings, standing up for self, uncomfortable situations, unwanted advances

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7651
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Emeralds Found:	4714	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you tired of creepy boyfriends ruining your Minecraft party? Join our server where we have a strict no creep policy! Just like Sarah’s boyfriend, Jack, who couldn’t keep his hands to himself at a party, we kick out any players who make others uncomfortable.

Imagine a virtual world where you can build and explore without the fear of someone ruining the fun with inappropriate behavior. Our server is a safe space for everyone, except for Jack of course. He’s banned for life.

So come join us and leave the drama at the door. Build, mine, and have a blast with fellow players who respect boundaries. And remember, if you ever feel uncomfortable, just let us know and we’ll handle it faster than Jack can chug a beer!