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ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	27	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Enchantments Applied:	93	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Secret Passages Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6874
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crops Grown:	6986	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crops Grown:	4428
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Animals Bred:	40

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Void Armor Forged:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Star Shards Collected:	269	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

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Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9336
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Crops Grown:	9126	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.