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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 673 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Votes: | 5450 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 1236 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
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