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Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9852
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dimension Hops:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Crops Grown:	9409	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Alien Abductions:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Chimeras Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Votes:	9485	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Towns Built:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Enchantments Applied:	59	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	446
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3800
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8239	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!