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Cracked Morning Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4090
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs ride on top of chickens and creepers wear top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jahy, who is known for cracking cold ones and dominating in PvP battles. Rumor has it that if you can beat Jahy in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a Silent Hill 2 remake where you can explore haunted mineshafts and battle zombie nurses. Just be sure to bring your diamond sword and golden apples, because things can get pretty spooky down there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild SMP today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Emeralds Found:	7058	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of searching for programming jobs in your country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate job market for all aspiring programmers! Join us and showcase your coding skills by building epic redstone contraptions and command block creations. Who needs a resume when you can impress potential employers with your pixelated prowess?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of coding wizards who communicate exclusively in binary. Crack the code and gain access to their hidden treasure trove of enchanted diamond pickaxes and rare loot. Rumor has it, they even have a portal to the mythical land of Silicon Valley where all your programming dreams can come true.

So why waste time scrolling through job listings when you can level up your coding game in the most epic way possible? Join our Minecraft server now and start your journey to programming greatness!

””Daily One Piece Chapter” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	158
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through treacherous lands and build the most epic structures known to man.

But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From creepers that explode at the slightest touch to zombies that are faster than Usain Bolt on steroids, you never know what might be waiting for you in the shadows.

And if you think surviving on your own is tough, just wait until you meet our resident griefer, Bob the Destroyer. Legend has it that he once single-handedly destroyed an entire village with nothing but a wooden sword and a bad attitude. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim your rightful place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So come join us on this crazy journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in our world of madness and mayhem. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, anything can happen – and usually does!

Hololive IQ Ranking Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Falling into the Void:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we rank our members based on their IQ…or lack thereof! Join us for a chance to see who the real Minecraft geniuses are (spoiler alert: it’s definitely not us)!

From Ina’s galaxy brain plays to Gura’s questionable decision-making skills, you’ll never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter on our server. Will Pekora accidentally blow up her own house again? Will Kiara finally figure out how to craft a pickaxe? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, fails, and maybe even a few moments of brilliance (but let’s be real, probably not). Who needs high IQ when you have lowkey hilarious moments like these? Join now and let the chaos ensue!

American GF Minecraft SMP Experience

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162	Secret Passages Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dimension Hops:	10

Are you tired of being single in Minecraft and longing for an American girlfriend to complete your virtual life? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find the love of your pixelated life! Our members are all secretly American supermodels just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm.

Join our SMP for a chance to win a date with an American beauty, who will shower you with diamonds and build you a castle fit for royalty. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find love and happiness in the world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual American girlfriend who will never break your heart? Join now and start your pixelated love story today!

36 Days Until The Game Awards Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8538
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Star Shards Collected:	284	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the cha-cha.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even have a pet zombie pigman who will do your bidding. And did I mention that every 36 days, we host our very own Game Awards ceremony where players can win epic prizes like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples that give you superpowers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you just around the corner.

Tough Luck Millie’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Millie. Poor Millie thought she could survive on her own in the wilderness, but oh boy was she wrong. She built a house made entirely out of dirt and thought she was safe. But then, a pack of creepers decided to have a dance party right outside her front door and blew up her entire house! Millie was left with nothing but a stack of dirt and a broken heart. So, if you want to avoid the same fate as Millie, join our SMP where we promise to protect you from the creepers and provide endless laughs and adventures. Plus, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. So what are you waiting for? Tough luck Millie, but you don’t have to suffer like she did. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Farms Harvested:	728
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Are you tired of being oppressed and restricted in the land of the un-free? Well, come on down to the City of LoveAbortions Guaranteed, where women’s rights and women’s wrongs are not only allowed but celebrated! In this server, you can experience the freedom to be yourself and explore your wildest desires without judgment.

Our hot Frenchmen are waiting to shower you with love and respect, and best of all, sex is free with no commitment required! Don’t waste another minute being chained in America when you can join us in the land of the free and experience the true meaning of liberation. So pack your bags, leave your worries behind, and come join us in the City of LoveAbortions Guaranteed for a wild and unforgettable adventure!

””He did nothing wrong” Minecraft SMP”

bad, Bravery, controversy, criticism, Defense, discrimination, Ethics, fighting for the survival, He did nothing wrong, heroism, injustice, judgment, loyalty, Minecraft, morality, persecution, perspective, Righteousness, smp, society, VALUES, wrong, your people

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	702370	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

Are you tired of boring old survival servers where you have to actually work for your resources and fight off mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you have to worry about is fighting for the survival of your people… because apparently that’s a bad thing now?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all: the Derpy Chicken. Legend has it that this chicken can grant you three wishes if you can catch it, but be warned, it’s faster than lightning and has a mean peck!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a player who has amassed a kingdom made entirely of potatoes. Rumor has it that he will trade you rare items for a single potato, but be careful, he’s a bit… potato crazy.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground village filled with dancing llamas who are also expert builders. They will help you create the most mind-blowing structures you’ve ever seen.

2. Our PvP arena is actually a portal to another dimension where you can battle against giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!

3. Need a break from mining? Head over to our virtual reality section where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting fireballs at creepers. It’s like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

4. Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient Endermen who have a passion for organizing epic treasure hunts? You never know what kind of loot you’ll find!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!

That’s How Human History Goes Minecraft SMP

agriculture invention, ancient history, Civilization, civilization birth, future is female, gaia, great deluges, History, Human, human evolution, hunter-gatherer lifestyle, Lilith, matriarchal society, men in civilization, Minecraft, Mother Earth worship, Mother Goddess, neolithic revolution, patriarchal society, primordial, skyfather, smp, societal transition, spiritual traditions

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question the very fabric of human history? Look no further! Join our server where we reenact the great betrayal of humanity by the mother goddess through epic deluges and wild animal taming.

Experience the neolithic revolution like never before as you cultivate crops and watch your lifespan decrease before your very eyes. But hey, at least you’ll be part of the birth of civilization, right?

Join us as we explore the transition from the nurturing “Gaia” to the unpredictable demon “Lilith” in a world where only men can sustain civilization. Who needs the future to be female when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and rewrite history in the most outrageous way possible?