cold massage – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

BauBau’s Funny Minecraft SMP – The FUWAMOCO Chronicles
3D Debut, baubau, baubaus, BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, Chronicles, debut, funny, fuwamoco, gift giving, hololive, merch, Minecraft, NSFW, Schedule, smp, songs, Stream, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, virtual youtuber, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us for our Gift-giving Edition where we exchange virtual gifts that will blow your mind (not really, but it’s the thought that counts, right?).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary orisong BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, a tune that will have you dancing in your mine shaft for hours on end. And don’t even get us started on our debut and 3D debut performances – they’re so epic, even the Ender Dragon would shed a tear.
Want more? Check out our unarchived content filled with Twitter spaces, karaokes, and other shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And if you’re feeling fancy, grab some merch from our Abyssgard collection – because who doesn’t want to rock a Fuwawa or Mococo hoodie while mining diamonds?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for some baubau-related content that will make your Minecraft experience one for the history books. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the Creeper bar).

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JeansCraft: No Dress Code, Just Blocks!
blocks, Champion, Chess, Code, Competition, controversy, discipline, disqualified, dress, dress code, fashion, fide, grandmaster, Jeans, JeansCraft, magnus carlsen, norway, Outfit, Professionalism, rules, Sportsmanship, Tournament, World Blitz Championship, World Rapid Championship
so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna laugh ur butt off? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like the funniest place ever. we got pigs riding on chickens, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing for emeralds. it’s a wild ride, my dude.
also, guess what? magnus carlsen got kicked out of our server for wearing jeans. can u believe it? apparently, our server has a strict dress code of only diamond armor and elytra. sorry, magnus, maybe next time.
but seriously, if u wanna have a blast and meet some crazy peeps, come join us. we promise u won’t regret it (unless u forget to bring ur sense of humor, then u might regret it a little).

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Vanilla Multiplayer

bedrock, Beta, Builds, community-driven, Cross-Platform Support, device compatibility, Discord, Explore, gameplay enhancements, Grief Protection, java, Join, multiplayer, player-driven economy, Report, Shop Control, smp, Suggestions, Survival, Thrive, Vanilla, Website, World Resets

Server Name	Vanilla Multiplayer
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Goal	To provide a pure survival experience with added features to enhance gameplay
Features	Survival Gameplay Grief Protection Player-Driven Economy Cross-Platform Support
Java IP	vanillamultiplayer.com
Java Port	25565
Bedrock IP	bedrock.vanillamultiplayer.com
Bedrock Port	19132
Community Links	Website Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have Grief Protection in place to prevent players from griefing others’ builds.

Q: Can I run my own shop on the server?

A: Yes, we support a player-driven economy where you can run your own shop and control the economy.

Q: Is the server compatible with different devices?

A: Yes, we offer Cross-Platform Support, allowing players to join from any device.

Q: How can I report issues or provide feedback?

A: You can join our Discord community and share any game-breaking issues, suggestions, or feedback with us.

Q: Is the server still in development?

A: Yes, Vanilla Multiplayer is in heavy BETA, so please bear with us as we continue to improve and develop the server.

Holo FightZiverse 1.20.2
1.20.2, AI-adjacent vtubers, Chuuba Battle Tournament, Chuubas, CXW, Divegrass Archive, fan projects, Fighting Idol Championship, FightZiverse, Guerilla Chuuba Wrestling, HFZ META, Holo, HoloFC, HoloFighter, HoloFightZ, hololive, Hololive talents, Holostars, indies, Lord of the Board, MAG SMACKDOWN RAW, MythNight, Nijisanji, Turning FlaVRs into wrestlers, vtuber wrasslin, WrestleSanji, Wrestletuber, wrestling content
Yo, bros, check out this Minecraft server that’s like, totally based on vtuber wrasslin’ feds! Imagine your favorite vtubers duking it out in the squared circle, it’s gonna be lit AF!
Join now for the HoloFightZ fan project where Hololive meets wrestling, it’s gonna be a wild ride, bros. Plus, there’s gonna be official vtuber streams of wrestling content, like what even is reality anymore?
Don’t miss out on HFZ Dark, the DEFINITELY CANON story of Holo fans, Holostars, and graduated Hololive talents. It’s gonna be more epic than a creeper exploding in your face!
And if that’s not enough, there’s also Clash of Chuubas, where Anon navigates the world of indies and small corpo chuubas. It’s gonna be chaos, bros, chaos!
But wait, there’s more! World Daipan Classic is bringing Nijisanji to the squared circle, like what even is happening right now? And Extreme Chuuba Wrestling is settling scores in the ring with smaller chuubas, it’s gonna be a smackdown!
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride of AI-adjacent vtubers and fighting idols, join Squared Circuit now. It’s gonna be a kitchen sink project like no other, bros.
And let’s not forget about Fighting Idol Championship and Lord of the Board 3, where the stats are off the charts and the battles are gonna be legendary. It’s gonna be like Herobrine meets Ender Dragon, bros!
So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and witness the craziest, most outrageous vtuber wrasslin’ feds you’ve ever seen! It’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, bros!

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More Minecraft SMP Madness
brain teaser, challenge, Fun, Game, Guessing, guessing challenge, guessing fun, guessing game, guessing game challenge, guessing game fun, guessing puzzle, guessing riddle, let me guess, long tail tags, madness, Minecraft, need more, puzzle, Riddle, smp, tags, you need more?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wacky Minecraft adventures!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and have epic dance parties with creepers. We’ve got a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can find, and rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a duel, you’ll be rewarded with a magical chicken sword that shoots eggs at your enemies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

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Lonely Blocks Fear Praise
anxiety, blocks, fear, fear of criticism, fear of disapproval, fear of embarrassment, fear of failure, fear of inadequacy, fear of judgment, fear of positive evaluation, fear of rejection, fear of vulnerability, ISOLATION, Loneliness, lonely, mental health, praise, psychological well-being, research, self esteem, social anxiety, social psychology, study, turkey
Come join our epic Minecraft server where loneliness is a thing of the past! Why be lonely when you can be surrounded by a bunch of blocky buddies who will never judge you? Plus, did you know that fear of positive evaluation is totally cured by building a sick castle with your new virtual pals? Trust us, it’s science. So ditch the loneliness and fear and come join us for some epic adventures and non-stop fun!

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Ravencraft

Adults, building, Community, Donor base, Exploration, Firespread, friendly mods, Grown-ass adults, hard difficulty, high-end hardware, LGBTQI+ friendly, Mature, multiplayer, nether tunnel, new map, Ravencraft, road network, Sleep plugin, smp, Survival, Vanilla, world border

Ravencraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server Address	mc.ravensburg.org
Rules	Server Rules
Gallery	Server Gallery

About us:

New map for version 1.21.4
Periodic world border expansions
Hard difficulty with community beds for sleeping
Sleep plugin for faster nights
Firespread is enabled
Expanding Overworld road network & Nether tunnel system
High-end dedicated hardware
BlueMap and Discord integration
LGBTQI+ friendly community
A community of grown-ass adults

We’re looking for players who:

Are 18 and over
Don’t use hacks or cheats
Are respectful of other players
Want to hang out and chat while playing Minecraft

If you fit the description, hop on and apply to join our greylist server!

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect to mc.ravensburg.org in your Minecraft client.
Are mods available on the server?	Yes, we have friendly mods who enforce rules and assist players.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is against the rules and will result in a ban.
Can I use mods like x-ray or baritone?	No, hacks or cheats are not allowed on the server.
Is the server LGBTQI+ friendly?	Yes, we welcome players of all backgrounds.

EcoCraft Skylands 1.20.3
1.20.3, C’mon janny, Chores, clean this up, cleaning service, Do it, Earn, EcoCraft, for free, Hey janny, hourly wage, house cleaning, Housekeeping, janitorial duties, Job, Maid, no pay, payment, RESPONSIBILITY, Skylands, task, tidying up, work, zero dollars
Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta come check it out for some wild and wacky adventures!
We got jannies cleaning up the server for FREE, that’s right, zero dollars an hour! It’s like a virtual sweatshop but with blocks and creepers.
Join us for a chaotic time where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun. Who needs a paycheck when you can have the satisfaction of cleaning up pixel messes for the joy of the players?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this madness and see if you can survive the insanity!

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Jeets the wave of the future Minecraft SMP
Chaos, Compliant, Eugenics, Future, future technology, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, imported, jeets, Jews, Minecraft, mulattos, niggers, Population, population control, pre-configured, racial hierarchy, Saar, slave race, smp, social engineering, societal control, WAVE, wave of the future
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the Jews have discovered the ultimate slave race – the jeets! Forget about spending hours creating mulattos or dealing with chaotic niggers, the jeets are the perfect solution. They come pre-configured and fully compliant, making them the ideal workforce for all your Minecraft needs.
Join our server and witness the epic tale of how the Jews harnessed the power of the jeets to build a thriving civilization. From mining diamonds to building elaborate structures, the jeets will be there every step of the way, ready to serve their masters with unwavering loyalty.
But beware, not everyone is happy about the rise of the jeets. Rumor has it that a group of rebellious niggers are plotting to overthrow the Jews and take back control of the server. Will you join forces with the jeets to defend your territory, or will you betray them and join the niggers in their quest for freedom?
With epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community like no other, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Join now and become part of the craziest adventure in Minecraft history!

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AwkwardCraft: Minecraft Moments
awkward bedroom moments, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward moments, awkward sex, awkward sex encounters, awkward sex stories, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, cringeworthy sex, embarrassing bedroom stories, embarrassing moments, embarrassing sex moments, embarrassing sex stories, funny sex experiences, funny sex mishaps, funny sex stories, funny stories, Minecraft, MOMENTS, sex fails, sex mishaps, uncomfortable sex
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action happens! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground love den where players can get frisky in pixelated passion!
Forget about awkward moments during sex, on our server, the only awkward thing you’ll experience is trying to explain to your friends why you can’t stop playing! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together…just make sure to bring your diamond armor for protection!

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