cold massage – New Minecraft Servers (June 2025)

Pitfalls & Perils: FDA-Approved Cancer Tests

Cancer, cancer predisposition, cancer screening, FDA-approved, fdaapproved, genetic counseling, genetic counseling services, genetic disorders, genetic mutations, genetic predisposition, genetic testing, genetic variants, germ-line, healthcare regulations, hereditary cancer, Perils, personalized medicine, Pitfalls, risk assessment, tests

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got pitfalls and perils that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! And get this, we even have FDA-approved germ-line cancer predisposition tests! Why, you ask? Because we like to live life on the edge, baby!

Join our server if you want to test your survival skills against the most insane challenges imaginable. We’ve got dungeons filled with mutant zombies, lava pits that will make you sweat like a pig, and secret treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of skeleton archers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of pitfalls and perils like never before. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!

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EarthCorp

alliances, Conflict, Corporate dystopia, Discord, EarthCorp, Economy, Geopolitical, influence, Invite event, Leaderboards, Lore, mini Bosses, Perks, power struggles, Quests, Resources, Rewards, Roleplay, Territories, Treaties, War

EarthCorp – 1.21.1
IP: play.earthcorp.co
Site: earthcorp.co
Map: map.earthcorp.co

EarthCorp is a Geopolitical Simulator on a 1:300 Map of the Earth with a custom economy system, plenty of custom items and plugins, an active player base with responsive admins who fix issues and listen to the community.

There’s always plenty of places to explore and found your own town and nation, but if starting solo isn’t your style, you can play with friends or join a friendly community that will help you in your journey. But be prepared to face other players who have different plans and goals than you.

We are currently in a one week grace period from the start of the server, so you aren’t starting behind at all. We have an RTP portal in our spawn as well as a bunch of custom items and custom menus for you to interact with. We are completely non pay to win, and all our ranks are fair for their cost. If you have an issue, let us know and we’ll work it out.

The server’s Geo Political simulation allows players to simulate conflict and power struggles as they compete for control over territories, resources, and influence. You’ll need to build alliances, form treaties, and wage war to achieve your objectives. The world is your playground, but pick your fights carefully.

And for those who love immersing themselves in in-depth lore, we have something for you too. Our server offers a fascinating corporate dystopia storyline that will take you on an unforgettable journey. Running on a quest based narrative with mini bosses being brought around the world, you’ll explore the depths of a world ruled by corporations, where the fate of the world is in your hands.

We have daily quests and only free crates with real rewards, as well as plenty of custom perks you can add to your playing experience.

We are also running an invite event, so if you can top our leaderboards you get top rank permanently, and the next 9 get in-game rewards too.

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FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay to win?	No, the server is completely non pay to win. All our ranks are fair for their cost.
How big is the map?	The map is on a 1:300 scale of the Earth.
Can I play solo or do I need to join a town or nation?	You can play solo or join a town or nation as you prefer.
Are there custom items and plugins?	Yes, there are plenty of custom items and plugins on the server.
What is the invite event?	The invite event rewards the top players on the leaderboards with permanent top rank and in-game rewards for the next 9 players.

Chuddie’s Grim Reality 1.20.2

1.20.2, bleak outlook, children, christmas, chuddies, difficult times, disadvantaged, economic challenges, grim, grim reality, Hardship, harsh reality, holiday season, holiday struggles, less fortunate, little chuddies, POVERTY, Reality, reality check, sad truth, sobering realization, Struggle, tough circumstances, underprivileged

Yo, bros, if you wanna escape the grim reality of Christmas, come join our Minecraft server!

We got Santa riding creepers, elves mining diamonds, and Rudolph leading the charge against the Ender Dragon.

Forget about boring old presents and family drama, come hang out with us and build a snowman army to take over the North Pole.

Join now for a holly jolly time that will make you question if you’re even in the real world anymore.

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Fixing White People Minecraft SMP

activism, anti-racism, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Fixing, fixing white people, inclusion, Minecraft, people, Privilege, racial awareness, racial bias, racial education, racial harmony, racial inequality, racial justice, racial reconciliation, racial sensitivity, racial stereotypes, smp, social justice, systemic racism, White, white people

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the answer to the age-old question: How do we fix white people?

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we have created a special potion that turns all white players into rainbow-colored unicorns! That’s right, no more boring old white characters running around, now everyone can prance and frolic through the fields as majestic unicorns.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join forces with them and learn their funky moves to impress all your friends on the server.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the craziest and most hilarious adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who knew fixing white people could be so much fun?

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EggWars Minecraft Server

Agreement, Boundaries, Breakfast, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Disrespect, eggs, Eggwars, Etiquette, Food, Frustration, groceries, Household, living situation, Minecraft, roommate, roommates, selfish, Server, sharing, theft, unreasonable

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take egg theft very seriously! If you’re tired of your roommate stealing your precious eggs without asking, then this is the server for you. Join us and build a fortress to protect your eggs at all costs!

Imagine a world where your eggs are safe and sound, where no one can crack into them without your permission. Take revenge on egg thieves by setting up elaborate traps and defenses around your egg stash. Trust us, it’s egg-citing!

Don’t let anyone tell you that protecting your eggs is unreasonable. It’s not about being selfish, it’s about standing up for what’s yours. So come join our server and show the world that you mean business when it comes to your breakfast!

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MomzillaWeddingRage

Blaming, family divided, family event, favorite bakery, full on rampage, furious, INTENSE, MomzillaWeddingRage, mortified, OCD, overreacted, panic mode, particular, precious baby, special day, tense situation, unnecessary drama, Wedding, wedding cake, Yelling

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a family wedding gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the game, when suddenly, your in-game mom (played by a hilariously over-the-top admin) starts freaking out because she thinks you forgot to mine it. She’ll chase you around the virtual world, knocking over tables and causing chaos, all while yelling at you for almost ruining the game.

But fear not, because in the end, you’ll realize it was all just a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. So come join our server for a gaming experience like no other, where the drama is just as entertaining as the gameplay. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

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Santa’sCraft SMP – Jolly Builds & Creepy Caves

Builds, Caves, christmas, christmas decorations, christmas dinner, christmas movies, christmas music, Christmas shopping, christmas tree, creepy, family time, festive activities, gift giving, Holiday Celebrations, holiday preparations, holiday season, holiday stress, holiday traditions, jolly, joy and cheer, quality time, Santa Claus, SantasCraft, smp, Traditions, winter wonderland

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring ol’ Christmas traditions like eating turkey and opening presents? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our lit Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Christmas by building giant snowmen and having epic snowball fights!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold crazy dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie pigmen who love to break out into spontaneous dance numbers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and spend Christmas like never before. And who knows, maybe Santa will even drop by on his sleigh made of diamond blocks. It’s gonna be a holly jolly time, trust me!

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FoodCraftFails

culinary ranking, Food, food critique, food culture, food in the US, food preferences, food quality, Food ranking, food reputation, FoodCraftFails, least favorite food, state cuisine, state dining, state food analysis, state food comparison, state food review, state with worst food, US State, worst food, worst state for food

Are you tired of bland food and boring servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up some seriously delicious virtual treats! We guarantee that you won’t find any state with worse food than our server – because we don’t serve any food at all! That’s right, we’re all about the blocky adventures and epic builds, not about munching on pixelated snacks. So come join us for a taste of the most tasteless cuisine in the Minecraft world – you won’t regret it!

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UkrainianCraft: Burning Warehouses & New Skills

Attack, Burning, burns, capabilities, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Fire, international relations, Military, new, power, Reveals, Russian, SECURITY, Shahed, Skills, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War, warehouse, Warehouses

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine straight up burns a Russian shahed warehouse and reveals some insane new abilities? Like, you gotta join this server ASAP if you wanna witness some next level drama and action.

Picture this: Ukraine rolling up to the warehouse like “boom, boom, burn baby burn” and then BAM, they start flexing their new superpowers like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a real life superhero movie, but in Minecraft form.

So if you wanna be part of the most epic showdown in Minecraft history and witness some jaw-dropping moments, then you better join this server right now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows what other wild surprises are waiting for you in this server. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

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Crafty Christmas Shopping

busy, christmas, Crafty, crowded, Eve, family, Festive, festive season, Gifts, holiday, last minute, personal time, procrastination, Relaxation, retail therapy, self-care, shopping, shopping spree, stress, Time management, tradition

so, like, u know when u wait until the last minute to do ur christmas shopping? well, this server is like that but with a twist! instead of stressing out and fighting crowds at the mall, u can come chill with us and mine some diamonds!

picture this: u and ur friends are running around in a winter wonderland, building snowmen and decorating trees, all while avoiding creepers and zombies. it’s like a holiday movie, but with more explosions!

plus, santa claus himself visits the server every night to give out gifts to all the good little players. and rumor has it, if u leave out cookies and milk for him, he’ll even leave u a special present under ur virtual tree.

so come join us for some festive fun and maybe even find some holiday cheer in the form of pixelated blocks. who needs last-minute shopping when u can have a jolly good time on this server?

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