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WrongHotel Minecraft Server

bad experience, dirty room, disappointing stay., false advertising, immediate, inconvenient location, lack of amenities, Minecraft, misleading photos, noisy neighbors, outdated decor, Overpriced, poor service, red flag, rude staff, Server, uncomfortable bed, unresponsive management, unsafe location, unsanitary conditions, wrong hotel, WrongHotel

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

If the hotel lobby is filled with creepers instead of concierges, you might want to reconsider your booking. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect getaway for all your blocky adventures! Join us and experience a hotel like no other, where the rooms are made of diamonds and the beds are made of fluffy sheep. Forget room service, here you can order a delicious feast of golden apples and enchanted potions delivered right to your crafting table. And don’t worry about noisy neighbors, our Enderman security team will make sure your stay is as peaceful as a baby zombie sleeping. So why settle for a boring hotel when you can join our server and make memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset, whichever comes first)!

MineCraftAdmireCraft

Admire, Authenticity, characteristics, compassion, determination, Empathy, Generosity, Honesty, humility, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, leadership, MineCraftAdmireCraft, people, positivity, Qualities, resilience, Traits, VALUES, virtues

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Do you admire people who can build a house out of dirt and survive a creeper explosion without breaking a sweat? Then you’ll love our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our players are so talented, they once built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon (true story, ask Steve)! So if you’re looking for a server where you can show off your skills and make friends with fellow blockheads, look no further. Join us today and let the adventures begin!

LePenCraft: Build Walls, Not Alliances

alliances, anti-immigration, BUILD, CONSERVATIVE, elections, european union, extremism, far right, far-right movement, France, German, global politics, international relations, Le Pen, leader, LePenCraft, MODEL, nationalism, Politics, populism, radicalization, right wing, Victory, walls

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Animals Bred:	53
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of potatoes and ride pigs into battle against evil chickens. we have a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and have epic dance parties with creepers. we even have a pet dragon that flies around and shoots fireworks out of its butt. join now and be part of our wacky adventure, where anything is possible, even a far-right leader seeing Le Pen victory as a model for our server domination. let’s gooooooo!

SecretCraft: Shhhhhhhh!

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Concealed, Confidential, Covert, covert operation, Enigma, hidden, Hidden Truth, Mystery, Private, secret society, SecretCraft, shhhhhhhh, top secret, undisclosed, undisclosed information., unknown, unrevealed, world’s best kept secret

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9443
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Animals Bred:	150	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

yo, u ever heard of dis minecraft server? it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. like, u can build ur own castle and ride a pig into battle.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they say if u find it, u can become the ruler of the cheese kingdom.

also, there’s a rumor that the server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays golden eggs. like, imagine all the diamonds u could get from that chicken!

so come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who wouldn’t want to be part of that?

MilkBat & MonkeyDads

animal parenting, bat behavior, bat biology, Dayak fruit bat, evolutionary strategy, fatherhood in animals, harmful microbes, male breastfeeding, male lactation, male milk production, mammal evolution, mammal nursing, MilkBat, MonkeyDads, nursing behavior, owl monkey, paternal care, primary caregiver, primate behavior, single parent nursing, unique mammal behavior, wild mammal

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	New Chunks Explored:	92902
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Star Shards Collected:	242
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have dayak fruit bats producing milk like what even is that? owl monkey dads taking care of babies like a boss and only letting females nurse them for safety like whoa. it’s like a crazy evolutionary strategy to keep those harmful microbes at bay. if you want to experience the wildest and weirdest things in minecraft, then this is the place to be. join now for a mind-blowing adventure like no other!

winningcurry smp

Discord, f2p, new smp, No hacking, rules, smp, Survival, winningcurry smp

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Holy Grails Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

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Loli-Free Vtuber Minecraft Server

Anime, community standards, content creators, Disgusting, entertainment industry, ethical standards, hobby, inappropriate, internet culture, LoliFree, Lolis, Minecraft, online personas, online safety, online streaming, Server, social responsibility, underage characters, virtual avatars, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtuber, Vtubers, wrong kind of people

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magic Items Found:	7759	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	67
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with creepy lolicons in the Vtuber community? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we have banned all lolis and only allow wholesome content. Our server is a safe haven for Vtubers who just want to have fun without worrying about creepy individuals lurking around. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical barrier that repels all lolicons, so you can mine and build in peace without any unwanted attention. Join us today and say goodbye to the lolis once and for all!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

blocky, BOOTY, Communication, confusion, Connection, Disappointment, dissatisfaction, emotions, Expectations, Experience, feelings, fulfillment, Intimacy, Minecraft, Perception, Pleasure, porn, Reality, relationships, Server, sex, society, Struggle, video games

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. But beware, the lair was guarded by a pack of evil chickens who were hell-bent on protecting their treasure. The player had to battle the chickens in an epic showdown that ended with a chicken riding a pig into the sunset. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant cactus mount. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Cactus King in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. One player even wished for a pet dragon and now they roam the server wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!

HubbyGrossOutCraft

anger management, Behavior, Communication, controller, depression, disgust, Gaming, grossed out, HubbyGrossOutCraft, husband, internet, Kids, kids devices, lying.., Online game, relationship, SMASH, stress, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your husband’s controller-smashing shenanigans? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will distract you from all the drama in your life.

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun. Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your husband’s questionable behavior. Who needs a controller when you have a pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Plus, our server is so lit, it will cure your husband’s depression in no time. Who needs therapy when you can mine and craft your way to happiness? So come on, join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where broken controllers are a thing of the past!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

advice, Best advice, CraftyAdvice, empowerment, encouragement, Experience, guidance, inspiration, learning, life advice, life lessons, Mentorship, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, self improvement, Server, success, Support, wisdom

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Zombie Dances:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! The best piece of advice we can give you is to join our server and let the madness begin.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a land filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. The player was so amazed by the craziness that they couldn’t help but stay and explore all the wacky wonders our server has to offer.

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a house out of rainbow blocks, and participating in epic dance parties with other players. The best part? You never know what outrageous adventure awaits you next! So come on, join our server and let the fun begin!