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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 5591 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6740 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
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