Colapinto MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SMP – Relentless Formula One General – MINECRAFT SMP – SON OF LAW Edition

abu dhabi, Alpine, Formula Autism, Pirelli United States Grand Prix, Son

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and limitations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place to be! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and insane builds that will blow your mind.

We have a countdown to the Pirelli United States Grand Prix because why not? Who doesn’t love a good race while mining for diamonds? And if you’re a fan of F1, we have a FantasyGP league where you can show off your racing knowledge and win some epic prizes.

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that Nico Hülkenberg has raced in 224 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium? That’s the kind of dedication we love to see on our server. And don’t even get us started on Fernando Alonso and Max Verstappen’s win droughts – they’ve got nothing on our epic Minecraft adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP in the world. Who needs podium finishes when you can build the craziest creations and have the most fun ever? Let’s dig, build, and laugh our way to victory!

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CraftyCaught

caught cheating, caught in the act of lying, caught in a lie, awkward situations, awkward encounters

Are you tired of getting caught red-handed doing embarrassing things in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, the only thing you’ll be caught doing is having a blast! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the most outrageous shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community where getting caught in the act means getting caught having too much fun!

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BanBookDiversityCraft

diverse authors, banned books, marginalized voices, school libraries, book challenges

so, like, u ever been on a minecraft server where u can like, BAN BOOKS? yea, u heard me right. on this server, we ban all books that have diverse authors and characters. why? cuz we like to keep things boring and basic, duh. who needs diversity when u can have the same old white characters over and over again, amirite?

join our server for the most mind-numbingly bland experience ever. u won’t find any interesting perspectives or unique voices here. just the same old tired tropes and stereotypes. sounds fun, right?

come on over and see for yourself why banning books is the new trend in minecraft servers. who needs imagination when u can just stick to the same old, same old? it’s gonna be a blast! or not. but hey, at least u won’t have to think too hard.

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Dial-up Connection SMP: Bringing you back to dial-up speeds in Beta 1.2 (Whitelist only!)

smp, Nostalgia, update, minecraft beta, proxy

Server Information
SMP Version	Beta 1.2
Updates	Progressive
Join Us	Experience old Minecraft

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What version is the SMP running on?	It is running on Beta 1.2 and will update over time.
Is it Minecraft Java Edition?	Yes, it is Minecraft Java Edition.
How can I join as a premium player?	You can join via the Betacraft Proxy.

Join our Discord server for more information

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Teachings of Jesus, catholicism, Server, Roman Catholic Church, Catholic doctrine

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that don’t have the true spirit of Jesus Christ? Look no further! Our server is the closest thing to the teachings of Jesus himself, established almost two thousand years ago by the Roman Catholic Church.

Join us and experience the power of the keys to the kingdom of heaven, just like Peter did! Build your virtual church on the rock and watch as the gates of hell tremble before you. Bind and loose things on earth and see them bound and loosed in heaven – it’s like magic, but better!

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to convert to Catholicism in the most epic way possible. Join our Minecraft server now and let the spirit of Jesus guide you to victory!

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RosemiCraft Minecraft Server

RosemiCraft, no, Rosemi, Server, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a field of exploding sheep!

Join us on our server where the pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon has joined our Discord server for some friendly banter.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can win diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet llama named Larry. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, Larry wished for a bigger hat and now he can’t fit through doorways).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride of epic proportions. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky chickens, they’re plotting world domination one egg at a time.

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CraftyHub – Credit Crunchin’ Hub

gamestop, Hub, financial decisions, family, Communication

Are you tired of dealing with financial surprises from your spouse? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only surprises are hidden treasure chests and secret dungeons! No more unexpected credit card bills for PS5s or GameStop shopping sprees – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

Our server is a safe haven for those who value teamwork and communication, unlike some people we know cough OP’s husband cough. Build, mine, and explore with like-minded players who understand the importance of making decisions together as a family (of gamers, that is).

And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is deciding which enchanted sword to wield. So come join us and leave the financial woes behind – because let’s face it, who needs a GameStop credit card when you can trade diamonds with villagers?

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EasterBunny.exeNotFound

adult content, adult entertainment, mature audience, Existence, mature themes

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll discover the x-rated version of finding out that the Easter Bunny doesn’t exist!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Explore our custom-built world where you’ll encounter giant mutant bunnies, mischievous leprechauns, and even a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Carrot of Truth, rumored to grant wishes and unlock hidden powers. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate ruler of our wacky Minecraft universe?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a journey like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. The Easter Bunny may not exist, but the insanity on our server sure does!

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Bowl2PlateCraft

culinary arts, Progression, Food, gradual change, transformation

come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls turning into plates and plates turning into bowls. it’s a wild ride of culinary chaos and confusion.

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a kitchen, surrounded by giant bowls and plates that are constantly morphing into each other. it’s like a trippy acid trip, but in minecraft.

we have players who have mastered the art of cooking in the game, creating dishes that can actually heal you and give you superpowers. want to fly like superman? just eat a bowl of spaghetti made by our resident chef, Chef Boyardee.

our server is also home to the legendary Bowl-Plate War, where players must choose sides and fight for the honor of their chosen kitchenware. will you be a loyal bowl warrior or a fierce plate defender? the choice is yours.

so come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who knew that a simple bowl could hold so much power?

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EgoCraft: Where Narcissists Grow Up!

Study participants, Psychology, NARCISSISTS, Narcissistic, Mellowing

so, like, u know how some people are, like, totally full of themselves and think they’re, like, the center of the universe? well, turns out they actually get nicer as they get older, like fine wine or stinky cheese. like, can u imagine a world where all the narcissists are suddenly all, like, giving and caring and stuff? it’s like a total plot twist in the story of life, man. so, if u wanna see this crazy transformation in action, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got all the narcissists you could ever want, but they’re, like, super nice and friendly now. it’s a total trip, dude. come see for yourself and be part of this wild social experiment. plus, we’ve got, like, diamond armor giveaways and stuff. so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

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