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Blocky Unemployment: Where even Steve can’t find work

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2272
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics and hilarious builds.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts, where you can find hidden loot and become the richest player on the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore our custom dungeons filled with rare mobs and epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us for a wacky and wonderful Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud!

Crafty Holostars – Where Hololive meets Minecraft… and chaos ensues!

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6473
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Runes Activated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Join us at Minewind for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing around you. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us at Minewind for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Steve’s Side Chick Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	534
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6659	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further because on this server, Eve is not just a player, she’s my wife! That’s right, you can join our server and witness the epic love story of me and Eve as we build our virtual empire together. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft wife, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

Join our server today and experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous shenanigans, and the most unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft wife and a world full of absurdity waiting for you?

BoomerCraft: Where the Only Diamonds We Mine Are in Our Dentures

>20 years old, BoomerCraft, bro I’m just 20, Dentures, diamonds, focused on my facial hair, just looked at myself in the mirror, some of it is gray, what the heck

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6239
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Potions Brewed:	163
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of feeling old and gray at the ripe old age of 20? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our magical pixelated potions! Watch as your character transforms into a youthful, vibrant version of themselves, complete with a luscious beard or flowing locks of hair. Say goodbye to premature aging and hello to eternal youth on our server!

TinyBlockPenis Prison: Where size really does matter in Minecraft!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of being judged for the size of your pickaxe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality for all sizes, big or small! Join us and never worry about your block-breaking abilities being questioned again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has a tiny pickaxe, so you’ll be in good company! Join now and let your small penis roam free in a safe and accepting environment.

Sandwich Sluts Minecraft Server: Tribbing and Crafting Fun!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Not only that, but the diamonds are said to sing sweet melodies to anyone who mines them. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, for there are rumors of a mysterious player known only as “The Cum Tribber” who roams the land, leaving his mark on unsuspecting players. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!

Pixelated Pranks: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Void Gems Collected:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the pixelated universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rainbow-colored creepers, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their funky crew.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots lasers from its eyes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz: Where we write the best Minecraft adventures, just like Uncharted 2 and 4!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	239
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server was created by the mastermind behind some of the most successful video games of all time! That’s right, this server was crafted by the same genius who wrote Uncharted 2 and 4, directed The Last of Us, and even created the most watched HBO Max show ever!

Join us on this epic journey where you can build, mine, and explore in a world like no other. Our CEO founder has brought his expertise and creativity to make this server the ultimate gaming experience. Don’t listen to the haters who try to deny his success, come see for yourself why this server is the talk of the town. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

AngloCraft: Where the only language is ‘F*** you non-anglos!’

AngloCraft, Language, nonanglos

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mines Excavated:	2159
New Chunks Explored:	808337	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Runes Activated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we dominate all non-anglos with our superior language skills! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate language battle where we crush all those who dare to speak anything other than English. Our players are so fluent in English that even the mobs in the game are starting to speak it too! So come on, join us and show off your language prowess or get ready to be defeated by the power of the English language!

Crafty Killers – Minecraft meets Dead By Daylight in /dbdg/ server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Towns Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken Dead By Daylight and turned it into a wild and wacky adventure! Picture this: you and your friends can either be the survivors trying to repair generators and escape, or you can be the killer trying to catch them and sacrifice them for…reasons.

Join us for our Bugfix Patch event where we promise to fix all the bugs in the game…or at least try to. Or how about our All Things Wicked Chapter Trailer, where things get so wicked, you won’t know what hit you!

Our developer update for March 2024 is so exciting, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting for the next update. And don’t forget to download our DBD Icon Collabs 2019-2022, because who wouldn’t want to show off their killer style in Minecraft?

So come on down to our server where the only rule is: 473430952 didn’t disable the rbt and died. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem we have in store for you!