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Crafty Coitus: The Springtime Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	566924
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Villages Defended:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking sheep who led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the Minecraft gods. Along the way, they battled evil chickens, rode on the backs of flying pigs, and even had a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. Imagine a rave in the Nether with DJ Enderman spinning the hottest tracks, or a beach party on a deserted island with creepers doing the limbo.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated llama. Don’t miss out on all the fun – come join us today!

Blocky Booty Call: Where Coitus Won’t Make You Happy

blocky, BOOTY, Call, Coitus, Commitment, Communication, emotional connection, fulfillment, Happiness, Happy, Intimacy, love, mental health, personal growth, physical connection, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, SELF AWARENESS, self love, self worth, self-care, sexual health, Trust, Wont

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you happier than a pig in a mud bath? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why waste your time with coitus when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends?

Join our server and become part of a community that is more tight-knit than a spider’s web. We have more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our virtual landscapes are so breathtaking they’ll make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets he left behind?

So ditch the coitus and join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

Join on any Version

advertisement, backup, Cheats, Community, Discord, exploits, Friends, Griefing, mature player base, MONEY, new players, Noresets, Older players, Plugins, Respect, Rollback, Semi Vanilla, sensitive content, Spam, stealing, Survival, swearing, Timeismoney, Welcoming

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	570
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

morefun.apexmc.co has focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins to make playing with friends easy, such as with basic teleport commands and /sethome /day /night /weather /pay /godmode /heal /feed /lightning /fireball. Our kind community sets us apart and we are super welcoming to new players! We do have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join.Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family!

Join our Discord to participate with the community: Discord

Rules:1. No cheats/exploits2. No griefing / stealing3. Respect fellow players4. No spam or advertisement5. No sensitive content6. No cheating the Money7. No excessive swearing/offensive language8. No bs9. No toxic players

85.190.166.133

SiphonMC: Where you can steal Earthly goods, nations fight over bosses in dungeons!

1.20.6, boss fights, Bosses, Discord, Dungeons, Earthly, Fight, Free Rank, gear sets, Goods, Nations, Raiding, SiphonMC, smp, steal, Survival, Usa, Wiki

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

SiphonMC Server Overview

NATIONS LIFESTEAL JUST RESET! Dive into SiphonMC for an adrenaline-fueled adventure! 🌍

Server IP	mcf.SiphonMC.net
Bedrock IP	19132

Features:

Survival SMP: Build, explore, and thrive with keep-inventory and creation protection.
Nations Lifesteal: Raid and conquer on a massive Earth Map.
Custom Gear Sets: Equip yourself with unique gear tailored for your conquests.
Progressive Dungeons: Conquer dungeons that evolve with your journey.
Daily Boss Fights: Test your mettle against formidable bosses every day.

CLAIM YOUR FREE RANK NOW by joining today!

Connect & Dive Deeper:

Discord	https://discord.gg/siphonmc
Wiki	wiki.siphonmc.com

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the Server IP: mcf.SiphonMC.net

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

A: The server currently supports Minecraft version 1.20.6

Q: Is there a tutorial on how to join?

A: Yes, you can watch a tutorial video on how to join at www.youtube.com/shorts/QYE201SIyyo

LynnCraft Server: Digging & Building Fun!

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	172
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6140
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet our beautiful elf-like Irish singer and model! Not only can you listen to her angelic singing while you mine for diamonds, but you can also fap to her stunning body in-game. Who needs real-life when you have a virtual goddess to worship? Plus, rumor has it she can summon rainbows and unicorns with her voice. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game with a true legend.

PixelPigPen – Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Fapping-focused AIslop thread, where you can plap to AI perfection in a virtual world like never before.

Join our community of prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, and NovelAI artists for a wild ride of AI-generated fun. And if that’s not enough, we even have a vampire suck manor edition for those looking for a bit of extra bite in their gameplay.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this outrageous Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of virtual insanity. Just remember, no flooding the thread with any niche kink – we have to keep it somewhat civilized, after all.

Grandma’s Grand Build

adoption, adult children, aita, BUILD, Cultural traditions, custody, family, family dynamics, Family Support, godmother, GRAND, Grandmas, grown children, guardian, living arrangements, multigenerational household, overnight visits, Practicality, privacy, room conversion, room sharing, separation anxiety, single mom

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Votes:	3699
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation.

Do you have a sibling who won’t move out? Are you constantly fighting over who gets the last piece of diamond ore? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, we have rooms for everyone – even if it means sleeping in the living room with a divider for privacy.

But wait, there’s more! Become a godparent to a virtual child and experience the joys of raising a Minecraft baby. Will you be the hero who steps up to the plate, or will you leave them to fend for themselves in the pixelated wilderness?

Join now for a chance to navigate through multigenerational households, adoption dilemmas, and the ultimate showdown between siblings. It’s a Minecraft soap opera like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the drama!

AngryWomCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, anger triggers, angry woman, AngryWomCraft, Assertiveness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, de-escalation techniques, dealing with anger, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Emotional support, Empathy, healthy relationships, listening skills, managing emotions, Minecraft, patience, relationship advice, Server, Stress Management, understanding emotions

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	967	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Enchantments Applied:	212

Are you tired of dealing with angry women in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where all the women are happy and peaceful. No more nagging or drama, just pure blocky bliss. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any angry vibes, so you can game in peace without any emotional outbursts. So come on, join us and leave the angry women behind!

5MilCraft: Spend Wisely!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	5562	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server and you could win 5 million dollars! That’s right, we’re giving away cash prizes to the most creative builders and skilled players.

Imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of money! You could build a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks and ride around in a golden minecart pulled by a team of zombie pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll not only win the cash prize, but also earn the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to riches and glory!

CraftyAirForceFun

Air Force, aircraft, argentina, arms deal, CraftyAirForceFun, Defense, France, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military equipment, military support, negotiations, political agreement, Super Etendard, Transfer, Ukraine, warplanes

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	8922
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where Argentina and France are like, talking about transferring Super Etendard aircraft to Ukraine. like, what even is that? u gotta come see this craziness for yourself, it’s like a whole new level of wackiness. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a total party up in here. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures, cuz this server is off the chain!

SpeedyTempCraft

Air flow, Air temperature, Atmospheric science, climate change, convection, energy transfer, Environmental Science, Heat exchange, heat transfer, kinetic energy, meteorology, movement, PHYSICS., SPEED, SpeedyTempCraft, Temperature regulation, Thermal comfort, thermal conductivity, thermal dynamics, Thermal equilibrium, weather

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	340	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

COME JOIN OUR SERVER WHERE THE AIR IS LIKE A CONFUSED PUPPER! RUN FAST AND FEEL THE WARMTH, SLOW DOWN AND FREEZE YOUR TUSHY OFF! IT’S LIKE A WEATHER SYSTEM ON CRACK, BUT IN MINECRAFT! WHO NEEDS CONSISTENCY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE CHAOS, RIGHT? PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO COLLECT CARROTS WHILE RIDING A PIG! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, A PIG! SO COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

Kid Magnet Craft

Craft, Kid, magnet

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

so, like, if you wanna be a chick magnet in minecraft, you gotta join this server, bro! cuz, like, studies show that women think guys are hotter when they’re all nice to kids, ya know? so, like, if you wanna impress the ladies and be the ultimate babe magnet, come join our server where you can show off your caring side by building epic playgrounds and teaching the little minecraft villagers how to farm and stuff. trust me, dude, you’ll be drowning in dates in no time! plus, rumor has it that the more kids you interact with on the server, the better your chances of finding hidden treasure and unlocking secret levels. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and become the ultimate babe magnet in minecraft!