Coitus – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Crafty Coitus: The Springtime Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking sheep who led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the Minecraft gods. Along the way, they battled evil chickens, rode on the backs of flying pigs, and even had a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. Imagine a rave in the Nether with DJ Enderman spinning the hottest tracks, or a beach party on a deserted island with creepers doing the limbo.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated llama. Don’t miss out on all the fun – come join us today!

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Blocky Booty Call: Where Coitus Won’t Make You Happy

blocky, BOOTY, Call, Coitus, Commitment, Communication, emotional connection, fulfillment, Happiness, Happy, Intimacy, love, mental health, personal growth, physical connection, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, SELF AWARENESS, self love, self worth, self-care, sexual health, Trust, Wont

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you happier than a pig in a mud bath? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why waste your time with coitus when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends?

Join our server and become part of a community that is more tight-knit than a spider’s web. We have more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our virtual landscapes are so breathtaking they’ll make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets he left behind?

So ditch the coitus and join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in forgiveness and love…unless you’re a bully who made someone’s life a living hell in middle school! We don’t tolerate that kind of behavior here, so if you’re looking to join a community that values kindness and respect, this is the place for you.

Join us for epic weddings, where we make sure to invite only the coolest cousins and definitely not the ex-bullies who caused drama in the past. Our ceremonies are small, intimate, and filled with love…and maybe a little bit of Minecraft-themed decor.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where the only drama is whether to invite your sister’s reformed bully to the wedding or not. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret…unless you’re still holding a grudge from middle school. In that case, maybe stick to single-player mode.

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MommaCraft – Kickin’ It Out!

ah, bills, Chores, consideration, ending, Eviction, girlfriend’s mother, Homeless, kicked out, kickin, leach, living together, MommaCraft, moving out, outings, provider, qualms, relationship, street, unemployed, WIBTA

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique living situation that will make you question your own sanity! Join us and experience the chaos of living with your girlfriend, her unemployed mother, and a whole lot of drama.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a virtual world where you are the sole provider for everyone around you. But don’t worry, it’s not all bad – you’ll get to witness the epic battles between your girlfriend and her mom over who does the least chores.

But wait, there’s more! Will you be the hero who saves the day by keeping everyone off the streets, or will you be the villain who kicks them to the curb and watches the drama unfold? The choice is yours on our server.

So come on, join us and experience the thrill of living in a virtual household filled with entitlement, laziness, and a whole lot of questionable decisions. It’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

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NopeNotEvenForMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine blocks and craft items? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where you can reject superpowers left and right, like the ability to turn all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns or the power to make creepers break out into a synchronized dance routine. Who needs those kinds of powers anyway when you can join our server and experience the true chaos of Minecraft like never before?

So come on down and join our wacky community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might even discover a superpower you never knew you needed, like the ability to make all the chickens on the server wear top hats and monocles. The possibilities are endless, so what are you waiting for? Join us today and embrace the madness!

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FriendshipCraft: SecretRevealed

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Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real drama unfolds! Join us and uncover the juicy secrets of your fellow players after years of friendship. Did you know that Steve has a secret underground lair filled with diamonds? Or that Alex is actually a master prankster who loves to troll unsuspecting players? Join our server and prepare to be shocked, amazed, and maybe even a little bit scared of what you’ll discover about your friends. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

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NukeTownCraft

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we blow stuff up like hiroshima but without the bad stuff. we got nukes, bombs, and all the explosions you could ever want. the governor said our server is the bomb, literally. join now for a blast of a time and help us tackle nuclear disarmament by blowing up everything in sight. who needs ideals when you can have explosions, amirite?

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StickShiftSecurity

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yo yo yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like owning a car with a manual transmission – no one gonna steal yo diamonds cuz they too busy tryna figure out how to work the redstone contraptions!

we got mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they candy, and our villagers are straight up ballers with their trading game. u wanna trade a stack of dirt for a diamond sword? we gotchu fam.

plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself logs on to chill with us. he’s actually a pretty cool dude once u get to know him.

so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers – they got a new trick up their sleeves that involves disco dancing. it’s wild, man.

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NoLonelyCraft – Find love and diamonds here!

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are u tired of being alone in minecraft? do u fear the single player life? well fear no more, cuz this server is the answer to all ur lonely nights! join us and never be single in minecraft again!

people on this server invest all their love and effort into finding a minecraft partner. u won’t be single for long, trust me! and if u already have a minecraft partner, well lucky u! u can just chill and not worry about trying too hard.

high self-esteem? who needs it! on this server, everyone is desperate for love and companionship. u won’t feel the need to try too hard, cuz everyone is just as crazy as u are!

so come join us on this wild ride of love, romance, and blocky adventures. who knows, u might just find ur minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world!

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Aurora’s SMP – Where you can build majestic things… or just be a potato. Potatoes welcome! No age restrictions 🙂

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Aurora SMP
Season	3
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Server Version	Fabric 1.21
Server Features	Easy sleeping mechanic Endermen don’t steal blocks Adjustable armor stands Enhanced drops from mobs Custom player heads from wandering traders Bluemap for 3D viewing Inclusion of Terralith and Tectonic datapacks
How to Join	Add TaintedPixels on Discord for requests

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions) about Aurora SMP

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Fabric 1.21.
How can I join the server?	To join, add TaintedPixels on Discord and request to join.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, the server has datapacks such as easy sleeping, non-block stealing Endermen, adjustable armor stands, enhanced mob drops, custom player heads from wandering traders, Bluemap for 3D viewing, and inclusion of Terralith and Tectonic datapacks.

ArgenCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a circus act? Well, look no further because we’ve got Argentinian Jugglers, Brazilian Uber Eats drivers, Iberian toilet cleaners, and Polish plumbers all coming together to create the most epic Minecraft experience you’ve ever seen!

Join us for non-stop laughs and chaos as these unique professions clash in the virtual world. Watch as the jugglers try to balance their way through challenging obstacles, the Uber Eats drivers race to deliver food faster than ever before, the toilet cleaners scrub their way to victory, and the plumbers fix up the messes left behind.

You won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come join the fun and see what happens when you mix Minecraft with a whole lot of craziness! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience.

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GooningGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for all you gooners out there! We have the most epic goon squad you’ve ever seen, and we’re always up to some crazy shenanigans.

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Steve with diamond armor, and have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and stacks of netherite blocks.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a strict no creeper policy, so if you even think about blowing up someone’s house, you’ll be banished to the End dimension for eternity. So come join us if you’re ready to embrace your inner goon and have the time of your life in Minecraft!

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