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UncutCraft: Where Circumcision is Optional

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3127
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Tired of all the cut guys on other servers? Join us for a wild and uncut Minecraft experience! Our server is like a jungle, full of untamed adventures and uncut excitement. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is uncut and he’s always looking for new players to join his uncircumcised army. So come on, join our server and let your uncut creativity run wild!

Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted

20 minutes of gameplay, 30fps with black bars, 5 hours long, 7 years dev time, Crafty, Dev, Kek, no improvements over the original game outside of visuals, piece of shit, studio 4x the size of the original, Time, Wasted, Years

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crops Grown:	1372
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server has been in development for over 7 years by a team of over 100 developers! That’s right, we’re 4 times the size of the original Minecraft studio because we take our block-building game very seriously.

But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts a whopping 5 hours of gameplay, with a staggering 20 minutes of actual gameplay. That’s right, you’ll spend most of your time staring at loading screens and waiting for the game to catch up to your actions. And don’t even get us started on the graphics – we’ve got a solid 30fps with black bars for that authentic cinematic experience.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server that has put so much effort into being a complete disaster? It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with blocky graphics and endless glitches. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours. So come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

LA90sCraft

1990s, California dreamin’, city life, film industry, Hollywood, iconic landmarks, LA90sCraft, Los Angeles, Memories, music scene, Nostalgia, pop culture, Retro, street fashion, sunny days, time travel, urban-exploration, vibrant culture, vintage vibes, waking up, west coast

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2271
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can relive the glory days of Los Angeles in the 1990s! But wait, there’s a twist – instead of dealing with real-life drama, you’ll be building and surviving in a pixelated version of this iconic city.

Join us for a chance to recreate famous landmarks like the Hollywood sign and the Santa Monica Pier, all while dodging creepers and zombies that have inexplicably taken over the city. Will you be able to survive the chaos and thrive in this nostalgic setting?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground rave happening in the virtual version of the Viper Room, complete with virtual celebrity sightings and virtual drama. Can you find your way in and party like it’s 1999?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of 1990s Los Angeles like never before. Just watch out for virtual earthquakes and virtual riots – it’s a wild ride!

Crafty Creepers: Where Bidenomics is Better Than Diamonds!

Bidenomics, Crafty, CREEPERS, diamonds, economic analysis, economic development, economic growth, economic impact, economic indicators, economic recovery, economic theory, economic trends, Economy, financial policy, fiscal policy, Government, inflation, job market, Politics, public opinion, stimulus package, tax policy

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	288	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Towns Built:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Votes:	6675
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Potions Brewed:	176	Mines Excavated:	4349

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing booming is the economy? Join our server and experience the wild world of Bidenomics! Our economy is so good, even the creepers are investing in diamond stocks. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a billionaire in blocks – join now and watch your virtual wallet explode with riches! Who needs real life when you can live the high life in our Minecraft world?

BlockyBooty Adventures

Adventure, Adventures, anal sex, BlockyBooty, Curiosity, desire, DOMINANCE, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, forbidden pleasure, henya, Intimacy, kink, Lust, Pleasure, role-play, Sensation, sexual experience, Submission, taboo

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1059
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	95

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as having anal sex with Henya! Join us for a crazy ride filled with explosions, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that once a player defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. The dragon was so impressed that it now roams the server as a friendly pet, granting wishes to those who dare to challenge it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the Bacon Block. Yes, you heard that right. Mine this block and you’ll be rewarded with infinite bacon for all your hunger needs.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous adventure and see what other crazy shenanigans await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

CraftyCreeperz – Where even the creepers have a sense of humor!

AI Dynamic Storytelling, chat models, Cohere, Command R+, contracts, CraftyCreeperz, CREEPERS, Deals, Events, Furrygen V3, general, GPT-4o, historical, humor, Incest Edition, KoboldAI, LLaMA 3 8B, Meta, Mistral, Mixtral-8x22B, NAI guide collection, Négotiation, News, NovelAI, openai, OpenRouter, prompts, sense, themed decks, themed prompts, TogetherAI, Tools & Resources, Wiki

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Animals Bred:	193
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the AI Dynamic Storytellers are here to take you on a journey you’ll never forget.

Join us for the Incest Edition, where the stories are so outrageous, you’ll be questioning reality itself. Our AI-generated text and images will keep you on your toes as you navigate through limitless, open-ended adventures.

But that’s not all – we have KoboldAI, NovelAI, and TogetherAI/OpenRouter to keep things interesting. And if you’re feeling chatty, our chat models Claude and Command-R are here to keep you entertained.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our virtual world?

RavenWorld 1.8 – 1.12.2 Minecraft server

1.12.2, 1.8, Adventure, Clans, Community, Creative, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, RavenWorld, Roleplay, Server, Survival, trampolines, Transformations, Weddings

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Astral Projections Made:	0

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Wily’s Minecraft Mayhem

#FrustratingGames, #GamerProblems, #GamingCommunity, #videogames, #Wily, bossbattle, Challenges, Defeat, Difficulty, Failing.., Frustration, GamerLife, GamersUnite, Gaming, MAYHEM, megaman, mentalhealth, Minecraft, overcomingchallenges, perseverance, selfdoubt, Struggle, Wilys

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Divine Spears Created:	30
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Wily in Mega Man 7 and 8? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special event where you can challenge a virtual Wily in a building competition! Show him who’s boss by constructing the most epic fortress and watch as he cowers in fear at your superior building skills.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a virtual Ender Dragon while wielding a diamond pickaxe made of pure awesomeness. Trust us, it’s a once in a lifetime experience that you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to feeling like shit after getting wrecked by Wily. It’s time to unleash your inner Minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

CrashCraft: Where even faggots can rage about their PC crashing!

computer problems, Crashcraft, Crashing, FAGGOT, Faggots, Frustration, Hardware, linux, Mac, mac vs pc, Operating systems, PC crashes, RAGE, Roping, Seething, software, software availability, software compatibility, tech support, Technology, technology issues, trannie, user experience

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	11270	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of faggots seething about their crashing PCs and trannies roping because Linux has no software? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our server is so awesome that even Mac users are choosing us over their beloved computers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Poccia Drafted

citizenship, citizenship status, conscripted, danger, desertion, drafted, International, Jail, Laws, Living, Military, Poccia, potential risks, regulations, residency, RuZZia, suomi, travel, Visit, Z-granny

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Votes:	2325

Are you tired of living in fear of being conscripted or jailed for desertion in RuZZia? Well, fear not my friend, because Poccia is the place for you! Our server is a safe haven for all Z-grannies and deserters alike. Join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be drafted for is building epic structures and battling creepers. So come on over to Poccia, where the only thing you’ll be deserting is your old boring server. Join us now and let the madness begin!