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90s Kids vs 1800s Grannies

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4109
Holy Grails Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	292967
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

YO, U WANNA JOIN DIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT CREEPERS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DAB ON U WHEN THEY KILL U.

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U MIGHT ACTUALLY TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AND MEET SOMEONE BORN IN THE 1800S? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. WE GOT A TIME MACHINE BUILT RIGHT INTO THE SPAWN POINT.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE LITERALLY MADE OF CANDY. YEAH, CANDY. U CAN MINE IT AND EAT IT AND IT GIVES U SUPERPOWERS.

SO, IF U WANNA HAVE A WILD AND WACKY TIME IN MINECRAFT, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW. WHO KNOWS, U MIGHT EVEN FIND A UNICORN RIDING A PIG. YEEHAW! 🦄🐷🎉

TopiaCube – Anarchy and RPG server Minecraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2280
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Animals Bred:	119
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18

Greetings, Minecrafter

Welcome to TopiaCube – a unique Minecraft server that combines Anarchy and RPG/MSO modes!

Are you looking for a Great Minecraft Server with Anarchy or a unique RPG mode?

Don’t Miss All the ⚔️ Anarchic Mess ⚔️

Create, destroy and survive in a world of complete freedom.

How to log into the server:

From PC/laptop:

Name: TopiaCube (or any other)

Address: mr.topiacube.org

From phones/tablets (bedrock):

Address: be.topiacube.org

Port: 19132

Minecraft Version:

Anarchy: 1.16 – 1.21.x

RPG: 1.12 – 1.21.x

✅ Telegram channel: https://t.me/topiacube

✅ Chat: https://t.me/topiacube_chat

✅ Project website: https://topiacube.org/

✅ Our discord: https://discord.gg/topiacube

mr.topiacube.org

The Confusing SMP server: Vanilla… semi? Oh look! Version 1.21.1!

1.21.1, admins, Adventure, armor, Confusing, convolutions, distractions, Experience, Journey, Land claiming, pay to win, Performance, Pickaxe, player, Plugins, rules, Semi, Server, smp, spirit, Survival, Vanilla, Version, world, world border

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Overview:

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity and is powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance. Explore a vast and unexplored world with no world border, land claiming, or pay-to-win features. Simple SMP has been running for over eight years and remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any strict rules on the server?	No, we believe in giving players the freedom to play the game how they want without unnecessary restrictions.
How long has Simple SMP been running?	The server has been active for over eight years, making it one of the longest-standing Minecraft servers.
Is there a world border in Simple SMP?	No, there is no world border, allowing players to explore an endless world.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on Simple SMP without any pay-to-win mechanics.

Block Brawl – Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Emeralds Found:	9998	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for the loot. Or how about a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Pickaxe, rumored to grant wishes to whoever wields it?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter, like the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat and monocle, or the Zombie Villager who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Ugliest Character in Gaming Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic-looking characters? Well, look no further because our server is home to the ugliest character in gaming! This guy is so hideous, even the Endermen run away in fear.

Join our SMP if you want to witness the hilarity of this monstrosity roaming around, scaring off creepers with its face alone. Rumor has it that this character was created by a mad scientist who accidentally spilled a potion of ugliness on a normal player. Now, they’re stuck looking like a walking nightmare for eternity.

But don’t worry, this server isn’t just about ugly characters. We have epic builds, crazy events, and a community that’s as weird and wonderful as our resident eyesore. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might even become friends with the ugliest character in gaming!

CookieCraft Minecraft Server

christmas gift, Communication, considerate gesture, CookieCraft, COOKIES, donation, expressing gratitude, family friend, food waste, gift giving, hard-earned money, holiday gift, holiday tradition, hurt feelings, Minecraft, polite communication, second mother, Server, stale cookies, thoughtful gesture, thoughtful gift, unwanted gift, wasting food

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Divine Spears Created:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8127
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with unwanted gifts like stale cookies from a well-meaning family friend! Join us for a chance to escape the cookie dilemma and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities.

Embark on epic quests to find the perfect gift for Emily that doesn’t involve baked goods that taste like cardboard. Build a cookie fortress to protect yourself from unwanted gifts, or start a charity in-game to donate virtual cookies to those in need.

Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings here – our virtual world is a safe space to express your thoughts and feelings without the fear of being labeled as the asshole. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and let’s build a world where stale cookies are a thing of the past!

CreepyDrivingInstaAITAH

20 year old, 50 year old, Account.., AITAH, Argument, creepy, CreepyDrivingInstaAITAH, driving instructor, Enabling, favorites, Girlfriend, Harassment, lesbians, Minors, Pervy, Risk, social media, Telling, test, tiktok, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	2598
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the creepy driving instructor drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle against evil mobs with your friends. Who needs a driving instructor when you can ride pigs and horses around the virtual world?

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about any 50-year-old instructors creeping on you on TikTok. Our moderators are always on the lookout for any suspicious behavior and will ban any players who make inappropriate comments about minors or lesbians.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! Who needs driving lessons when you can drive a virtual minecart through a maze of tunnels? Let’s block and roll!

PleasureCraft SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Do you secretly enjoy watching creepers explode and destroy everything you’ve built? Do you get a thrill out of accidentally hitting your friends with a diamond sword and watching them plummet to their doom? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of unexpected surprises. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop. From epic pranks to spontaneous dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground rollercoaster that will make your head spin (literally), a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a pet zombie named Steve who loves to photobomb your screenshots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your precious diamonds or turn your house into a giant lava pit. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

BlockBusterBust

Blockbuster films, BlockBusterBust, Box Office Hits, cinema critique, cinematic disappointments, film criticism, film debate, film industry, Hollywood hype, Movie analysis, movie buzz, movie discussion, movie opinions, movie ratings, movie recommendations, movie reviews, movie trends, overhyped movies, overrated classics, overrated movies, popular films

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Animals Bred:	78
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of boring old movie discussions? Join our Minecraft server where we debate the most overrated movies while building epic structures made entirely out of popcorn and soda cups! We once had a player who built a giant replica of the Titanic just to sink it in a pool of lava – now that’s dedication to hating a movie! So come join us and let’s trash talk Hollywood blockbusters while crafting our own cinematic masterpieces in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyPropagandaFactory

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, like, for realz. you gotta join cuz it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

there’s, like, this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow.

oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds? yeah, that’s totally a thing on this server. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let your inner derp shine bright like a diamond!