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Luigi Is A Patsy Minecraft Server

bot posts, cohencidence, cope, Elon, fake and gay, FOUND WITH A “GHOST GUN”, FOUND WITH A FUCKING MANIFESTO, Found with fake IDs, GLOWNIGGERS, Luigi, LUIGI IS A PATSY, Minecraft, Patsy, seethe, Server, SOCIAL MEDIA IS ENTIRELY FABRICATED, wad of cash

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we expose the truth about Luigi being a patsy! But that’s not all, social media is entirely fabricated on our server – we even found a manifesto written by a chicken! And guess what? We found Luigi with a “ghost gun” that he didn’t throw into the ocean for some reason. He was also found with fake IDs and a wad of cash, talk about shady business!

But wait, there’s more! Elon Musk took over and now we have posts that can’t be edited, making it impossible for anyone to cover up the truth. And don’t even try to say it’s all fake, we archived everything so you glowniggers can’t deny the insanity happening on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories, Minecraft madness, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows what other secrets we’ll uncover next!

BioDadFamDramaCraft

Abuse, bio dad, BioDadFamDramaCraft, Cancer, Contact, deadbeat, extended family, family, family drama, foster care, Genetic, half siblings, Lies, lies exposed, lying.., medical history, mormon family, relationship, Secrets, Trust, unique name

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Potions Brewed:	183
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Forget about your bio dad and his lies, on our server, you can create your own family with other players and build a virtual empire together. Who needs a deadbeat dad when you have a whole community of Minecraft enthusiasts to play with?

Plus, if you’re looking for some genetic background information, just ask our resident Minecraft scientist who can tell you all about the hereditary traits of Endermen and villagers. Who needs a 95-year-old grandfather when you have the wisdom of Minecraft players at your disposal?

So join our server today and leave the real-life family drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a long-lost sibling in the world of Minecraft!

WaybackCraft SMP: GovtGoneOops

Accountability, archives, Censorship, data integrity, data preservation, deleted pages, digital history, digital preservation, freedom of information, Government, government transparency, GovtGoneOops, historical records, Information Security, internet archive, online censorship, preservation, smp, transparency, US Whitehouse, wayback machine, WaybackCraft, Website

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Villages Defended:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

LOL GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Whitehouse website but on crack! We got pages being deleted left and right, but don’t worry, the Wayback Machine got our backs, archiving all that juicy content for us to explore.

Imagine if someone tries to censor our archives, like bro, that’s some next level drama right there. We gotta band together and protect our precious internet history, just like how we protect our diamond armor in the Nether.

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret government files, and maybe even some cursed images from the dark web. Who knows what we’ll uncover in this wacky world of digital chaos? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for truth, justice, and maybe a few memes along the way. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🤣🤙 #WaybackMachineSMP #ProtectTheArchives #MinecraftConspiracyTheoryMadness

ZuckCraft: Cure Diseases or Bust!

Bust, charitable giving, cure, cure diseases, disease eradication, disease prevention, diseases, Facebook founder, global health, Health Innovation, Healthcare, healthcare funding, healthcare initiatives, Mark Zuckerberg, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, philanthropy, public health, social responsibility, technology in healthcare, Wife, ZuckCraft, Zuckerberg Foundation

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dimension Hops:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4623
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Love Letters Sent:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Mark Zuckerberg’s failed attempts at curing diseases? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about those two and their empty promises. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s more entertaining than watching Mark try to act like a human. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those boring billionaires in the dust!

BalticBlockParty

Alliance, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, BalticBlockParty, Conflict, Defense, DOMINANCE, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, military presence, nato, Politics, russia, Russia-NATO relations, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, territorial waters

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight against the evil NATO dominance in the Baltic Sea! we ride polar bears into battle and use vodka as our secret weapon. build your own russian fortress and defend against the invading enemies with your trusty balalaika. join us and together we will show those pesky NATO who’s boss in the virtual world of minecraft! da comrade, let’s do this!

MythBuster’s ClimateCraft

#sustainability, activism, Challenging, climate action, climate advocacy, climate change, climate crisis, climate justice, climate policy, climate science, climate scientist, ClimateCraft, environmental activism, environmentalism, global warming, myth of neutrality, MythBusters, neutrality myth, scientific neutrality, scientific research, time to ditch

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Star Shards Collected:	201	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no spice? well, come join our server where we have climate scientists arguing about ditching the myth of neutrality! imagine mining for diamonds while listening to intense debates about climate change! who needs boring old factions when you can have heated discussions about activism and science? join now and be part of the revolution against neutrality myths! plus, our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures, guarded by a team of ninja sheep. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s challenge the neutrality myth together!

Near Vanilla

admin team, Biomes, close-knit, Communication, community-driven, Competitions, Cooperative, creations, Discord, Dynamap, Events, International, Ip:, Minecraft, Play styles, Server, Server Guide, shopping districts, smp, Suggestions, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Near Vanilla Server Overview

Near Vanilla is a close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun. The perks of being a member can be seen in our cooperative builds, player competitions, vibrant shopping districts, and other events. All play styles are welcome, from those who want to venture out on their own to those who want to work cooperatively with others. We’re sure you will find exactly what you are looking for in your SMP experience while making some great friends and builds along the way.

Server Details:

IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com
Server Guide	Our Notion Page
Map	https://map.nearvanilla.com

Requirements:

18+ only

Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behaviour is tolerated. Toxic behaviour is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”:

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions*: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for our server

To apply through Discord, click the link below:

Apply here!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join if I am under 18?	Sorry, Near Vanilla is for players who are 18 and older only.
Are there rules against griefing?	Yes, griefing is not allowed on the server and will result in consequences.
What should I do if I see someone hacking?	Please report any hacking or cheating behavior to the server staff immediately.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, suggestions are always welcome and can be discussed on our Discord server.

Pretentious Pixel Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, Bad manga, Manga, manga analysis, manga art, manga characters, Manga community, manga critique, Manga culture, Manga fandom, manga genres, manga plot, Manga Reading, manga recommendations, Manga reviews, manga storytelling, manga styles, PIXEL, pretentious, pretentious in a bad way, pretentious manga, Realm

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Crops Grown:	9133
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Mines Excavated:	1993	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

OMG, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the blocks are like, soooooo square and stuff? Like, you can build a whole world out of blocks and make it look like a unicorn threw up rainbows everywhere!

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure of mining, crafting, and building your way to becoming the ruler of the pixelated universe!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?)

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of Minecraft madness!

Rent-a-Boyfriend Minecraft Server

apartment drama, bedroom Olympics, disrupting cardio sessions, financial deception, influencer life, lease agreement, live-in romance, love nest, meddling in relationship, Minecraft, personal space invasion, relationship turmoil, Rent-a-Boyfriend scam, RentABoyfriend, roommate, roommate boundaries, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, Server, sexy staycations, third wheel, white noise machine

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a telenovela! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected plot twists and outrageous storylines.

Picture this: you log in to find yourself sharing a virtual apartment with your roommate Sarah and her boyfriend Jake. But wait, there’s a catch – Jake has officially moved in without your consent! He’s eating all your virtual snacks, hogging the virtual bathroom, and turning the virtual WiFi into his personal gaming pipeline.

But that’s not all – Sarah is charging Jake virtual rent behind your back, while you’re stuck eating virtual leftovers like a peasant. It’s a virtual scandal of epic proportions!

When you confront Sarah and spill the virtual tea to Jake, all hell breaks loose. Jake demands his virtual money back, Sarah is furious at you for ruining her virtual influencer lifestyle, and their virtual relationship hangs by a thread.

So, if you’re ready for a virtual adventure filled with betrayal, deception, and virtual love triangles, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs reality TV when you have this level of virtual drama?

BlockyBoysDating

Adopted, awkward situation, Blind, blind date, blind dating, blind perspective, blind phrasing, BlockyBoysDating, Communication, Cultural differences, Darkskinned, DATING, first date, independent, misunderstanding, racism, retinitis pigmentosa, rp, Social Interaction, speech to text, visually impaired

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ores Mined:	5176
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pink llamas come charging at you with enchanted swords! Or how about building your dream castle only to have it attacked by a horde of flying pigs armed with TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even blind dates can’t handle it. Just like the time a player accidentally insulted someone’s accent and they disappeared faster than a creeper in daylight.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a chicken riding a spider, join us now! And remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if you’re legally blind. 😉

SadnessLevel10-MinecraftSMP

coping mechanisms, emotional awareness, emotional check-in, emotional health, emotional scale, emotions, feelings, introspection, mental assessment, mental check-in, mental health, mental state, Mental Wellbeing, mood assessment, Sadness, SadnessLevel10MinecraftSMP, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin our fun.

And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who can shoot laser beams out of his eyes. He’s like our protector against all the griefers and trolls who try to mess with us. Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a secret treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So if you’re feeling sad or bored or just need a good laugh, come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s make this server the wackiest, most ridiculous place in all of Minecraft history!