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Transgender Couples Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	125

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we follow the Texas court rules on relationships – no alimony, child support, or severance relief for basedboy FTMs! If you’re a dumb Norwegian femboy trying to secure the bag by pretending to love an onions manlet, think again! Our courts don’t play that game, just ask PICREL who thought she/he could adept half of Nick’s money – spoiler alert, she got nothing! And don’t even think about trying to pull a fast one as a Female-Female lesbian couple, our courts only recognize relationships that can produce children. So come join us and build your own virtual bag of diamonds, because in this world, the only thing you’ll lose is your dignity!

Minecraft SMP: RODRI OUT FOR THE SEASON WITH ACL INJURY – OOF

ACL, ACL injury, devastating news, football, injury, injury update, long-term injury, Manchester, Manchester City, midfielder, Minecraft, Official, oil club, oil money, oof, premier league, Recovery, Rodri, Season, season-ending, setback, sidelined, smp, Soccer, sports

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who stole all the diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you the power to turn into a block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. #BestMinecraftServerEver #LlamaRidersUnite

ParentalDateNight Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Emeralds Found:	269
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for outrageous quests and challenges, like building a giant toilet out of diamonds or taming a herd of explosive llamas.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun, especially if you’ve been feeling like you always come in last to your siblings in real life. Here, you’re the star of the show and your parents can’t prioritize anyone over you!

So come on over and let loose your inner block-building genius. Who needs a vacation when you can build your own paradise right here? And hey, if you need a break from it all, we’ve got plenty of babysitters available in-game. No need to feel burnt out when you can just respawn and start fresh!

Are you in? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

AlumniClapbackCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Potions Brewed:	179	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with snooty players who think they’re better than everyone else? Join our Minecraft server and leave the elitism at the door! Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

Forget about rival schools and their drama – on our server, we only care about crafting, mining, and having a blast. Plus, we don’t have any preppy murd3r3r girls running around causing trouble. Our alumni are all about spreading positivity and creativity in the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the unnecessary digs and sassy comments behind. Let’s create a world where everyone is welcome and where the only competition is who can build the coolest castle!

PrizePiggy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	241
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win a lifetime supply of… wait for it… Netherite pickaxes! That’s right, never worry about losing your precious tools again because you’ll have an endless stash of OP pickaxes to mine to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon whisperer, who can tame the dragon and ride it around like a majestic steed. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a dragon, raining down fire on unsuspecting players below. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where mobs drop loot like it’s confetti. You’ll be boogieing down with creepers and skeletons while collecting rare items left and right. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just walk away with a lifetime supply of Netherite pickaxes and a dragon to call your own.

CartoonCraftLand

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
New Chunks Explored:	862483	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Remember that one cartoon you used to watch as a kid that made you laugh until milk came out of your nose? Well, imagine if that cartoon came to life in Minecraft form! Our server is like a wacky mashup of all your favorite childhood cartoons, from Spongebob Squarepants to Tom and Jerry.

Join us for a chance to build your own Bikini Bottom, complete with a pineapple house for Spongebob and a Krusty Krab for all your burger-flipping needs. Or maybe you’d prefer to recreate the chaotic antics of Tom and Jerry, with endless cat-and-mouse chases through elaborate mouse holes and cheese-filled mazes.

But that’s not all! Our server also features special events where you can team up with your favorite cartoon characters to battle evil villains or embark on epic quests to save the day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a hilariously cartoonish adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Springy New Year Respawn

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the new year falls on the first day of spring, because why not? it’s like a crazy party where the seasons are all mixed up and you never know what to expect next.

we have a special event where you have to fight off zombie bunnies who are trying to steal all the easter eggs. it’s like a mix between halloween and easter, but with a twist.

our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn again. it’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and fun.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us. who needs a normal new year when you can have one that makes more sense in a crazy, mixed-up world like ours?

Ruminant Rave: Microbe Mayhem

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Enchantments Applied:	122	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

so like, u know how cows and sheep and stuff have like, different vibes? well on this server, we take that to the next level! our ruminants have the wildest personalities, from chill cows to hyperactive sheep. and get this, the microbiome is like, the secret sauce that makes them who they are. join us for a farm experience like no other, where you never know what kind of mood your animals will be in. it’s a real rollercoaster of emotions, man. come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed by the wacky world of ruminants!

Minetrends License server Grif without private server Minecraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

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Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	36
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	4247	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazier characters than Raiden Shogun and Chevreuse combined. We’ve got more weapons than Fang of the Mountain King and Engulfing Lightning put together – you’ll be unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are more permanent than Thoma’s loyalty, and redeemable codes that will make you feel as epic as Kujou Sara in battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Primogems that will make you richer than a treasure hoard in Natlan.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey crazier than a Genshin Impact crossover event with Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – who knows, you might even discover a secret code that unlocks a hidden realm filled with diamond armor and enchanted swords!