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ComedyCraft: The Worst Jokester

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	196	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42

Are you tired of boring old jokes that make you groan instead of laugh? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate comedy club of the gaming world! Join us and experience the hilarity of building a giant statue of a chicken telling bad jokes, or participating in our weekly stand-up comedy open mic night where players roast each other with puns and dad jokes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary comedian Steve the Sheep, who once made a creeper laugh so hard it exploded into a million pieces. Rumor has it that if you can make Steve laugh, he’ll give you the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds in the game. So come on down and join us for a laugh riot like no other!

CraftyEuroLeaders Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Condemnation, controversy, CraftyEuroLeaders, criticism, elon musk, European leaders, forget, germany, History, Holocaust, international relations, Memory, Minecraft, OMINOUS, political statements, public opinion, push, Remembrance, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social media, world war II

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Runes Activated:	1	Magic Items Found:	2407
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Animals Bred:	175	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

lol u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz it’s like the wildest party in town, but in minecraft form. we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance, it’s like a rave in the barnyard. plus, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles, they’re fancy af.

but wait, there’s more! we have a haunted mansion where the ghosts throw epic parties every night, you can join in if you dare. and our nether realm is like a disco inferno, with lava lamps and zombie DJs spinning sick beats.

so come on down to our server, where the fun never stops and the craziness never ends. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.

ElonCraft vs NorWealth – Friends in Blocks

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Buildings Constructed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

So, like, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where Elon Musk and the CEO of the Norway wealth fund are like, besties? Yeah, man, they’re always building crazy stuff together and having epic battles against each other. It’s like a real-life superhero showdown, but in Minecraft!

You gotta join this server, dude, because you never know when you’ll stumble upon Elon and the CEO having a dance-off or something equally ridiculous. Plus, the server has this secret underground lair where they keep all their rare items and treasure. It’s like a real-life Minecraft heist waiting to happen!

And get this, sometimes they’ll randomly spawn in a giant pink unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt. Yeah, man, it’s like a magical fairy tale come to life in Minecraft. So, if you wanna join in on the craziness and hang out with Elon Musk and the Norway wealth fund CEO, then this is the server for you, bro!

Dementia Risk Predictor Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Divine Spears Created:	15
Farms Harvested:	107	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

lol come join our epic minecraft server where your mouth bacteria can predict your dementia risk!! 😂🤣🧠 our researchers found that if you have higher levels of bacteria called Neisseria and Haemophilus, you’ll be a minecraft pro!! 🎮🔥 forget about building houses, you’ll be building memory palaces in no time! 😜💯 who knew that your mouth germs could be the key to unlocking your full gaming potential?? join now and level up your cognitive skills while crafting and mining with your new bacterial buddies! 🏰💎 #MinecraftMadness #DementiaDreamTeam

Mystic Pixel Realms 1.20.5

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9131	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Looking for a server? Join this epic Minecraft server where you can build and explore with a twist! Forget about boring old games, here you can unleash your creativity and build your own world. Plus, you can even find hidden treasures and secret dungeons to explore. It’s like a talking sim game, but with a lot more action and adventure! So come join us and let’s have a blast together!

BroBroCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2659
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Emeralds Found:	6449
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Animals Bred:	48	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your family drama seem like child’s play? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and chaos that will make you forget all about your mom’s manipulative antics.

We don’t care about family drama here, we only care about building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, our Godfather system is top-notch – no need to worry about offending your siblings or parents, just choose the person who will truly be there for your virtual baby (or pixelated pet)!

So come join us for a server experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your family’s shenanigans.

SisterCraft: Child Abandonment Edition

abandonment, abandonment issues, child, child care, Edition, emotional trauma, family dynamics, Fatherhood, financial responsibility, financial struggles, gambling addiction, Infidelity, long distance relationships, Manipulation, Motherhood, parenting, sacrifice, second hand clothes, sibling relationships, SisterCraft, underdeveloped countries, working parents

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ores Mined:	9900	Holy Grails Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy adventure like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story that will make you want to jump right in.

Imagine a world where a mom is working hard to take care of her grandchild while her daughter gallivants off to Asia with her cheating husband. But wait, it gets even crazier – the husband blows all their savings on gambling and then has the audacity to cheat on his wife with a girl from the cruise they work on together. And to top it all off, the wife is considering leaving her child AGAIN to go back to the ship for a promotion!

Now, if that doesn’t convince you to join our server, I don’t know what will. Come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will leave you questioning your own life choices. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

ForgetfulKindness – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Like, one time I was building a giant statue of a potato on the server and this dude came up to me and gave me a stack of diamonds just because he thought my potato was cool. I mean, who does that? It was like a potato miracle or something.

And then another time, I was lost in the wilderness and this other player rode up on a llama and was like, “Hop on, I’ll take you back to civilization.” And I was like, “What? Llamas can’t talk, bro.” But he was like, “Just trust me, I’m a llama whisperer.” And sure enough, that llama took me back to safety. It was like a llama taxi service, I swear.

So yeah, if you want crazy adventures, random acts of kindness, and llama whisperers, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP server. It’s lit, fam.

Brokencraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3352
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Secret Passages Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of not being able to afford fancy things like diamond armor and enchanted weapons in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a secret underground market where you can trade your dirt blocks for rare items!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King, who is said to lay golden eggs that can be used as currency in our server. But be warned, the Chicken King is guarded by an army of zombie pigs riding on giant spiders!

So if you want to experience the thrill of risking it all for riches beyond your wildest dreams, join our server now and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might even become the richest player in all of Minecraft history!

SunburnedFusion Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Runes Activated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3021
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have our own artificial sun that burns for over 1000 secs!! it’s like a fusion reactor but in minecraft!! imagine the crazy experiments you can do with that kind of power!! create your own mini suns and blow up your friends’ bases!! it’s a whole new level of chaos and destruction, but in a fun way!! plus, we have the best players who are always up for a challenge and a good laugh!! so what are you waiting for?? come join us and let’s see who can harness the power of the sun the best!!