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| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 708 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Animals Bred: | 71 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who has the best cocksmanship in the land. Will you rise to the challenge and prove your worth, or will you be forever known as the limp noodle of the server? Only one way to find out! Join now and prepare for some seriously savage insults and even more savage gameplay.
