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Blocky Vigilante Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	221
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	241893

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite memes, and participating in intense dance-offs with creepers.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a love for disco music? You won’t find that kind of excitement anywhere else!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

The Penguin Finale Minecraft SMP

arkham, bat signal, Batman, blackgate, brilliant.., brothers, Clayface, dancing, Dead, Downfall, ENEMY, Finale, Friend, Idol, Loss, luxurious penthouse, Minecraft, Mother, Penguin, Riches, smp, Sophia, strangled, Stroke, The Penguin, Tragedy, vegetative state, Victory

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	New Chunks Explored:	97113
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as a superhero showdown! Join us for a chance to experience the epic saga of Penguin, who thought he had it all but ended up losing everything in the most outrageous ways possible.

Picture this: Penguin is living it up in his fancy penthouse, dancing with a Clayface dressed as his own mother. But just when he thinks he’s untouchable, the Bat signal lights up and Batman swoops in to take all his riches and send him off to Blackgate or Arkham. And to top it all off, his only friend ends up dead because he strangled him (yikes!).

But wait, there’s more! His former ally Sophia is now his sworn enemy, teaming up with Catwoman to take him down. And let’s not forget about his idol Rex Calabrese, who was ready to kill him because he was just too monstrous as a child. Talk about a perfect tragedy!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, revenge, and maybe even a little bit of redemption (or not). Who knows what kind of chaos awaits you in our server – but one thing’s for sure, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully seaniggers, Code Name Bakery, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Events, GF1 CN, GF1 EN, GF1 PNC, GF1 Resources, GF2 EN, Girl’s Frontline, guides, lore material, lurk before posting., mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, News, PIXEL, PNC Resources, pre-register, Princesses, retards, Reverse Collapse, Server, Story summary, Sunborn games, Sunborn ID, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing.

Ever wanted to battle a dragon while riding a pig? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have secret quests that will lead you to hidden treasures and mythical creatures that will challenge your skills.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll encounter trolls, goblins, and even the occasional unicorn who will test your courage and wit. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this crazy world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. And don’t forget to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. Happy crafting!

Look Back Minecraft SMP

animation, anime movies, best, Characters, discussion, emotional, favorite scene, Hidden Gem, Impactful, Look Back, memorable, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past 10 years, Plot, Reflection, smp, Story, take away, Threads, Underrated

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Void Gems Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like the best anime movie you’ve ever seen in the past 10 years – action-packed, full of drama, and totally epic!

Join us and be part of the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. From battling giant creepers to building insane structures that defy gravity, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you think you’ve seen it all, think again! Our server is filled with mysterious secrets and hidden treasures just waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a legendary diamond sword that grants you superpowers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown with the most outrageous stories and insane shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is all about that bootylicious fun! We don’t just love ass, we worship it! Join us for a wild ride filled with twerking creepers, bootylicious biomes, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs a rational explanation when you can just embrace the madness and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s shake things up in the world of Minecraft!

Eternal Natsuki’s Neverending Minecraft SMP Adventure

4chan, Adventure, Anime, bakes, DDLC, Doki, Edition, ETERNAL, fanfiction, general, Literature, Manga, Minecraft, Monika, natsuki, Natsukis, Neverending, nonstop, November, op, porn, Sleeps, smp, video games, visual novel, YuRi

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5094

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with baking competitions, late-night sleepovers, and questionable decisions.

Ever wanted to see a creeper try to bake a cake? Or watch a zombie try to pull an all-nighter? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Our server is filled with quirky characters and hilarious moments that will keep you laughing for hours.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want to trade a diamond for a stack of enchanted golden apples? We’ve got you covered.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Boomer’s Peep Show Minecraft Server

16 year old, animated, Aroused, BELLYBUTTON, Boomers, Boundaries, Cartoon Network, Censorship, children’s programming, controversial, cultural norms, different time, Dub, early 2000s, inappropriate, mature themes, Minecraft, old man, peep, RISQUE, Server, Show, television, wants to see

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Magic Items Found:	2223	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as an old man wanting to see a 16-year-old’s bellybutton? Look no further, because our server is so crazy even Cartoon Network wouldn’t air it! Our community is full of outrageous characters and insane stories that will have you laughing until your bellybutton hurts (but don’t worry, no old men involved). Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: >latinx and meds think this is blonde…

blond hair, BLONDE, Blonde hair, Blondes, cultural perceptions, gtlatinx, hair color, Latin American, latina, Latina stereotypes, Latina women, Latinx, latinx and meds, Medical Treatment, medication, meds, mental health, Minecraft, minority health, pharmaceuticals, smp, Stereotypes, thinking

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where latinx and meds are convinced that being blonde is the ultimate power move! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a secret underground society of latinx players who believe that being blonde gives you superhuman abilities. Want to join in on the fun and see if blondes really do have more fun? Then come on down and see for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of meds who have formed their own cult dedicated to worshipping the almighty llama. Yes, you read that right. These meds believe that llamas hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Want to be a part of this bizarre cult and maybe even ride a llama into battle? Then this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next blonde latinx warrior or llama-riding med legend!

Crafty Socials 2 Minecraft Server

Crafty, Digital social, Minecraft, networking, Online Community, Server, social activities, social communication, social connection, social culture, social engagement, social events, social groups, Social Interaction, Social lifestyle, social media, social media marketing, social platform, Social Relationships, social sharing, social trends, social-networking, socials

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	254
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	7531	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because Socials 2 is here to shake things up! Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King who grants wishes to those who can beat him in a dance-off.

So why wait? Join Socials 2 today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Chinatubas on Bilibili Minecraft SMP

bilibili, Chinatubas, Chinese content creators, Chinese digital influencers, Chinese entertainment, Chinese internet celebrities, Chinese internet stars, Chinese media stars, Chinese online celebrities, Chinese online influencers, Chinese online personalities, Chinese online video creators, Chinese social media influencers, Chinese video bloggers, Chinese video content, Chinese video creators, Chinese video sharing platform, Chinese youtubers, Minecraft, popular Chinese vloggers, Serafina, smp

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Towns Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest and most hilarious adventures!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to come near us!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chinatubas hidden deep within the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find them, so get ready to embark on the craziest quest of your Minecraft life!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!