| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 282 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2034 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Netherbound.mcplay.fun
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 6266 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Forget about working for a dyke or getting cucked by an ugly latina – on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always have your back. Plus, our resident jew player will make sure your diamonds are always safe and sound. And as for being an errand boy for a literal fag? Not on our server – here, everyone is equal and ready to fight alongside you in epic battles.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the true meaning of brotherhood in Minecraft. Who needs GTA when you have a world full of crazy adventures and loyal companions waiting for you?
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 3251 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Join our server if you want to experience epic battles against giant chickens, participate in dance-offs with Endermen, and maybe even uncover the secret of where all those missing diamonds went (spoiler alert: it was the cows all along). Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just get a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil Sheep Army.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your gaming life!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 5274 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
minemax.aternos.me:19630
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 7171 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 5190 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 17 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4158 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 5559 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Crops Grown: | 6138 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Join us and witness the madness of Saiyaman Undersuit Videl, Buucolo, and Gohan AF – these mods will have you fighting like a true warrior in no time! And don’t even get me started on Zaiko or Xicor, Pan Black, and topless Caulifla – they’ll have you looking fly as heck while you’re slaying mobs left and right.
But wait, there’s more! How about GT Vegeta, Saiyan armor Kale and Caulifla, and muscular Kefla? These mods will have you feeling like the ultimate Saiyan powerhouse in no time!
And let’s not forget about the Pilaf Gang skins – because who wouldn’t want to run around as those lovable little troublemakers?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest modded adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 6589 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 401 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can serenade your enemies with your epic Minecraft skills. Or how about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your Minecraft fashion sense in a glamorous masquerade ball!
Don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring characters like Satsuki in a dress and Momoi as a maid. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 1045 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 959 |
Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community like no other. We’ve got secret underground lairs, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves to photobomb your screenshots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream a little. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 2524 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 437 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
Once upon a time, a player joined Essexpressions and was immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Sir Oinksalot led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with dancing llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!
But that’s not all! On Essexpressions, you can ride on the backs of flying turtles, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly pancake-eating contest with the villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Infinite Power!
So what are you waiting for? Join Essexpressions today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 9220 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!
We’ve got 6 Guard Viviana, 6 Caster Ebenholz, and a whole bunch of other crazy characters that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. Plus, we’ve got a Hello Kitty Collab Series coming soon that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
