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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 7552 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 6785 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!
Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?