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MatchCraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for our daily 3 matches where players battle it out in epic PvP showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or falling off your seat laughing, either way works)!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-studded pigs that fly around and grant wishes to lucky players who find them! And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

CookieDropPartyNoInvite

3d printed, busy, cookie cutters, CookieDropPartyNoInvite, COOKIES, decorating, drop off, Friend, gift, going away, invited, overwhelmed, Party, Proud, snubbed, sugar cookies, Summer job, supplies, Tears, Theme, used

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	474	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Void Gems Collected:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Buildings Constructed:	35	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of being taken advantage of like a cookie delivery service? Join our Minecraft server where we value your hard work and dedication! No more tears over detailed cookies that go unappreciated – on our server, your creations will be celebrated like the masterpieces they are. Plus, we have a special 3D printer that can create cookie cutters for any theme you desire. Say goodbye to being snubbed and hello to a community that truly appreciates your efforts. Join now and let your creativity shine!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

big realizations, blocktopia, epiphanies, life changing moments, life improvement, life lessons, mindset shift, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, self-realization journey, Server, transformation

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts throwing emeralds at you. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with wacky events like this that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyDisappointments

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Have you ever tried being a professional llama whisperer? Yeah, turns out those fluffy creatures are actually super sassy and will spit in your face without warning. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can leave the drama llamas behind and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players!

Join us for a chance to become the ultimate block-building master and show off your skills in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted toilet seat (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, now you can on our server where pigs sprout wings and shoot laser beams from their eyes (Disclaimer: laser beams may cause spontaneous combustion).

So why waste your time with boring jobs when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures of your virtual life!

MissileCraft Server: $360M Upgrade!

360M, arms sale, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, defense spending, defense systems, defense technology, Drones, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military equipment, MissileCraft, Missiles, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, Upgrade, US, weapons

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

so, liek, u know how taiwan is liek, always tryna flex on china? well, now they got $360 million worth of arms to do it with. they got missiles, drones, all dat good stuff. so, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u gotta be ready to flex on ur enemies too. we got all the weapons and tools u need to dominate the game. come join us and show everyone who’s boss. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items. but shh, don’t tell anyone. join now and become a legend in the minecraft world.

KimCraft: Russia Alliance Upgrade

Alliance, Asia-Pacific, bilateral ties, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Kim, Kim Jong-un, KimCraft, military cooperation, North Korea, nuclear weapons, political news, regional stability, russia, sanctions, strategic partnership, summit, Upgrade, Vladimir Putin, Yonhap News Agency

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crops Grown:	2110	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. u think u seen it all in minecraft, but u ain’t seen nothin’ yet, my dude.

we got this one player who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. like, how insane is that? and another player who tamed a creeper and now it’s their pet. yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ creeper pet.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night. it’s lit, fam. u gotta see it to believe it.

so yeah, if u wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server, hit us up. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafting High

addiction, Crafting, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug awareness, drug crisis, drug culture, drug education, drug epidemic, drug misconceptions, drug overdose, drug prevention, drug problem, drug rehabilitation, drug statistics, drug stigma, drug treatment, drug use, drug users, Drugs, HIGH, substance abuse

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Love Letters Sent:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a party 24/7, man! We got more people on drugs than u can even imagine, like we got creepers smokin’ dat good stuff and zombies trippin’ on shrooms. It’s a wild ride, bro!

And let me tell ya, our diamond mines are LIT AF. Like, you won’t believe the bling you can find down there. We even got a secret underground disco where the skeletons bust a move to some sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is INSANE. We got players fighting each other with enchanted swords and potions that make ’em fly. It’s like a battle royale on steroids, man.

So come on, join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be ready to have your mind blown, dude. Let’s get weird!

MomCraft: Alzheimer’s Edition

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, amyloid imaging, Analyzed, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, cognitively unimpaired adults, developing disease, Edition, family history, genetic predisposition, increased amyloid, increased risk, long tail tags, Maternal inheritance, Medical research, MomCraft, MOTHERS, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorder, researchers, Symptoms

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Emeralds Found:	1163	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll inherit is FUN! forget about that boring real life stuff, on our server you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. plus, we have a special feature where if your minecraft mom has symptoms of alzheimer’s disease, you’ll find extra rare diamonds in the game! it’s like a genetic jackpot, baby! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some serious adventure on our server. who needs real life when you can have all the fun in the virtual world? let’s goooooo!

CraftyCreators Minecraft Server

agdg, amateur game development, Archive, CraftyCreators, Demo Days, github, handbrake, helpful links, itch.io, Minecraft, obsproject, Previous thread, Resources, Server, steam games, VG, webm, WebM converter

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our Vanilla edition is so wild, it’ll make your head spin like a creeper on a trampoline!

Join us for Demo Days, where we showcase the craziest creations and mods that will blow your mind! Previous players have reported seeing flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a diamond armor-wearing chicken riding a dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Our AGDG resources will have you crafting like a pro in no time. Need help? No worries, just check out our helpful links and you’ll be building epic structures in no time.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The adventure awaits!

FinalKraft Minecraft Server

base, cryptocurrency, ETH, FinalKraft, Financial Advice, financial strategy, get rich, high reward, high risk, investing, market trends, meme coins, meme economy., meme investing, memes, Minecraft, passive income, portfolio diversification, risk management, Server, SOL, speculative investments, wealth building

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of your meme investments flopping faster than a fish out of water? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate meme investment platform! Our memes are so fire, they’ll make Elon Musk jealous. From Doge to Pepe, we’ve got it all covered. And the best part? Our memes never dump, they only moon! Join our server now and watch your meme portfolio skyrocket to the moon and beyond. Who needs SOL and BASE when you can invest in memes on our server? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a meme millionaire!