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Blocky McBlockface: The ‘edfs’ Edition

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Towns Built:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Gods Slained:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where even 6’3 white chads can find love…or at least try to hit on 14-year-olds in different countries! Our server is the perfect place for those looking for some questionable online interactions and awkward conversations. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate…or get banned for being a creep. Either way, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Crafty Rin’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Farms Harvested:	609
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchantments Applied:	298

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the BEST girl. That’s right, she’s the best Fate, the best tsundere, and even the best Goddess all rolled into one! Join our server and experience the most epic battles and adventures with the most fabulous and fierce girl in all of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy and hilarious world – join now and let the madness begin!

Pixelated Perfection: Not CGI, Just Minecraft!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Farms Harvested:	179
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that look like they were created by a potato? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, people will think it’s CGI or photoshopped! Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, from riding dragons to battling unicorns, our server is like a fantasy dream come true. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a good prank. So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Crafty Chick Kingdom: Where Minecraft meets international dating confusion

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	New Chunks Explored:	509310
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Runes Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	276	Divine Spears Created:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further, because our server is filled with girls so attractive, even the Ender Dragon can’t resist! Join us for a chance to find your Minecraft soulmate and build pixelated castles together. Who needs diamonds when you have a server full of diamonds in the rough? So come on, join us and see which country has girls like this – hint: it’s ours!

Minecraft Morrowind Rebooted: Because Who Needs Vvardenfell When You Have Creepers?

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Crops Grown:	2312
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like Morrowind on steroids! We have so many mods that you’ll need a week just to install them all. But don’t worry, it’s totally worth it because once you’re in, you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty IDF Commandos: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7684
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you ready to join the most intense Minecraft server out there? Our Israeli special forces are gearing up to invade the West Bank in black hawk helicopters – and you can be part of the action! Trust the plan and join us as Venom Snake leads us to victory in epic battles and daring missions. Don’t miss out on the excitement – join now and become a virtual hero!

Blocky Unemployment: Where even Steve can’t find work

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Dragons Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics and hilarious builds.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts, where you can find hidden loot and become the richest player on the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore our custom dungeons filled with rare mobs and epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us for a wacky and wonderful Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud!

Crafty Holostars – Where Hololive meets Minecraft… and chaos ensues!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Join us at Minewind for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing around you. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us at Minewind for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Steve’s Side Chick Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crops Grown:	2452	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchantments Applied:	295	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further because on this server, Eve is not just a player, she’s my wife! That’s right, you can join our server and witness the epic love story of me and Eve as we build our virtual empire together. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft wife, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

Join our server today and experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous shenanigans, and the most unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft wife and a world full of absurdity waiting for you?

BoomerCraft: Where the Only Diamonds We Mine Are in Our Dentures

>20 years old, BoomerCraft, bro I’m just 20, Dentures, diamonds, focused on my facial hair, just looked at myself in the mirror, some of it is gray, what the heck

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of feeling old and gray at the ripe old age of 20? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our magical pixelated potions! Watch as your character transforms into a youthful, vibrant version of themselves, complete with a luscious beard or flowing locks of hair. Say goodbye to premature aging and hello to eternal youth on our server!