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NoResortNoGirlfriend

adventurous trip, AirBnBs, Boring, butler, communication problems, compromise, cultural experiences, financial independence, high price, lack of cultural interest, luxury island resort, luxury travel, NoResortNoGirlfriend, North Island, nouveau riche, personal boundaries, relationship issues, seychelles, sugarbaby, vacation preferences, Vietnam

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Animals Bred:	161	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

Fart Space Odyssey

anatomy, biology, bodily functions, Body, Curiosity, digestion, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal system, gross, health, humor, Myth, odyssey, question.., Science, smell, Space, strange, weird

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2

LMAO, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the farts are just as confusing as this question! We have unicorns that poop rainbows and zombies that breakdance instead of attack. You’ll never be bored because our admins are actually trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their juggling skills while you mine for diamonds. Plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will help you find hidden treasure chests. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BrokenCraft – Now with extra bugs! Java 1.20.2+ Edition. No resets, big griefing energy. Economically challenged. 15 people lost online.

1.20.2, Active Economy, Auctions, big, Block logging, BrokenCraft, bugs, challenged, Dedicated, economically, Economy, Edition, ENERGY, EXTRA, Griefing, Inventory rollback, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Lost, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, people, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, zero tolerance

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
No-Griefing Policy	Zero tolerance for griefing with an emphasis on creating a positive community.
Economy System	Active and healthy economy with features like player shops, player warps, and auctions.
World	Server world does not reset, with a main world size of 90,000 x 90,000.
Plugins	Utilizes plugins like mcMMO, CoreProtect for block logging, and Purpur for server optimization.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?

A: HearthCraft has a 0% pay-to-win store, with no paid perks that give players an unfair advantage.

Q: Are there monthly resets on the server?

A: Resource worlds reset monthly, but the main server world dates back to July 2019 and will never reset.

Q: What are some unique features of HearthCraft?

A: The server offers a pet system, marriage plugin, level-up system based on playtime and economy, leaderboards, and a /wild command for random teleportation.

Q: How can I join HearthCraft?

A: You can join the server at play.hearthcraft.net and find more information on the website at www.hearthcraft.net.

Sleek Memoir Minecraft Server

actual account, author’s note, complexities, controversial man, Enigmatic, everyday reality, experiences, image, Melania Trump, memoir, Minecraft, misrepresentation, private person, public persona, public scrutiny, record straight, reflective, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Sleek, TEASERS, VALUES

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimension Hops:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to uncover the mysteries of Melania Trump’s memoir in a whole new way! Dive into the world of blocks and build your own White House while uncovering the enigmatic secrets of America’s most controversial woman.

We promise a glimpse into Melania’s mind like you’ve never seen before – witness her crafting skills as she builds towering structures and navigates the complexities of life in the public eye. Will you uncover the truth behind the public persona, or will you be lost in a maze of misrepresentation?

Join now for a chance to set the record straight and experience the thrill of uncovering the actual account of Melania’s experiences. Who knew that Minecraft could hold the key to unlocking the values and insights that have shaped this enigmatic figure? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to explore the world of Melania in a whole new light!

99% of all Windows software just works on Minecraft SMP Linux

computer programming, computer software, linux, Linux compatibility, Linux users, Minecraft, operating system compatibility, Operating systems, smp, software, software applications, software compatibility, Software Developers, Software Development, software engineering, software integration, software migration, software support, Technology, technology industry, windows, Windows migration, Windows software, Windows users, Windows vs Linux, Works

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being a Windows pleb? Join our Minecraft SMP where 99.99% of all Windows software just works on Linux! That’s right, say goodbye to crashing programs and hello to smooth sailing on our server. And if you happen to need one of the 0.01% for work, well, you’re just a fucking retard according to our resident tech guru Steve. But hey, who needs a job when you can spend all day building pixel art and trolling your friends? Join us now and embrace the Linux life, because Windows is so last season.

FearlessCraft SMP

anxiety, conquering fears, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, facing fears, fear, FearlessCraft, inner strength, mental health, mindfulness, overcoming fear, personal development, personal growth, phobias, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-empowerment, smp, Therapy

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Star Shards Collected:	275
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

CraftyFoolery

BIZARRE, cognition, counterintuitive, CraftyFoolery, logical, makes sense, Nonsensical, odd, Paradox, peculiar, quirky, Rational, rationality, sense, strange, stupid, Surprising, Unconventional, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Votes:	856

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they found a secret cave filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a talking parrot that gave them special powers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for chicken nuggets. So, if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in Minecraft, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

COVIDCraft: Trump & Putin’s Minecraft Server

controversy, coronavirus, COVID-19 tests, CovidCraft, Diplomacy, global pandemic, Government, Healthcare, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, new book, pandemic shortage, political scandal, putin, Putins, Reports, russia, secret, Server, testing supplies, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

OMG U GUYS, dis server is LIT AF cuz we got secret Trump and Putin drama goin’ on! Apparently, Trump be sendin’ COVID-19 tests to Putin in the middle of a pandemic shortage like it’s some kind of twisted love story. Join dis server to uncover all da juicy deets and maybe even start a political scandal of your own! Who needs diamonds when you got scandalous gossip, amirite?! #TrumpPutinLoveStory #MinecraftDramaQueen

CraftyCanuckRevolt

activism, anti-government, anti-Israeli, burns flag, civil disobedience, controversial, CraftyCanuckRevolt, death to Canada, demonstration, extremism, flag burning, freedom of speech, Hate Speech, international relations, Middle East conflict, nationalism, Political protest, Protester, Radical, shouts, vancouver

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A VANCOUVER ANTI-ISRAELI PROTEST! WE BURN FLAGS AND SHOUT “DEATH TO CANADA” BUT IN A FUN WAY! COME BUILD YOUR OWN PROTEST SIGNS AND RIOT IN THE STREETS OF OUR BLOCKY WORLD! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE POUTINE AND MAPLE SYRUP! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, EH!

T-Rex Tastes Like Chicken

Ancient, carnivore, chicken, Dinosaur, discovery, Extinct, flavor, fossil, giant lizard, History, jurassic, meat eater, Paleontology, predator, prehistoric, Reptile, Science, speculation, T-Rex, Taste, TASTES, TRex

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have t-rex as pets and they taste like chicken! yea, you heard that right, we have dino chicken pets that you can ride around and battle with.

we also have a secret underground base where you can find rare treasures and fight off evil zombie pigmen.

oh and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? yea, we have anti-gravity blocks and space cows that drop moon cheese.

so come on over and join the fun, because where else can you ride a dino chicken on the moon while fighting off zombie pigmen? only on our epic minecraft server!