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NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Communication, Explaining, Frustration, Minecraft, Misconception, NoobsDontDigStraightDown, patience, repeating, smp, tired, Understanding

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	215	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

MinecraftAfterDark

adult humor, animated, cartoon, Clever, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden message, humor, humor for adults, inappropriate, JOKE, kids show, mature content, MinecraftAfterDark, NSFW, RISQUE, Suggestive, television, Witty

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	184	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Votes:	4883	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

Baltic states, current events, Democracy, democracy in action, eastern europe, election results, electoral system, general election, Government, Lithuania, LithuanianCraft, News, political change, political leadership, political parties, Political process, Politics, progressive, Social Democrats, SocialDemSlay90, voter turnout, Voting

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1822
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

BLOCK, blood pressure, Cancer, cardiovascular disease, dementia, Edition, environmental impact, hazard, health, health implications, health risks, heart attacks, Party, Plastic, plastic bottle dangers, plastic bottle health risks, plastic bottle usage, plastic bottles, plastic chemicals, plastic pollution, plastic toxins, plastic waste, public health concerns, research findings, single-use plastics, strokes

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	942	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

Blue Sky

Adventure, boundless creativity, Builders, Challenges, classic gameplay, Community, Creative, Creative Map, creativity, Cross-Play, Friends, imagination, multiplayer, no pay to win, personal plots, PvP, Raiding, secret hideaway, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Divine Spears Created:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
New Chunks Explored:	655009	Animals Bred:	194
Gods Slained:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

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ElysianCraft

50M, Anarchy, ElysianCraft, Minecraft, Neverending, New server, new world, No Rules, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla, worldborder

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

new server new world worldborder is set on 50M

ElysianCraft.net

Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Secret Passages Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

#Fantastic News, actress, chilling, Cinema, Date night, enjoyment, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, fantastic, film, Fun, Halloween, horror movie, Minecraft, New Release, News, night out, Popcorn, rhea ripley, Scary, scream, smp, spooky, Thriller

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Villages Defended:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

NoobMaster69Craft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.