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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 589 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4449 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 39 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
so like, u know how North Korea is always like, buddy buddy with China and stuff? well, get this, they actually said NO to a telecoms plan by the border! like, what a plot twist, amirite?
anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our Minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that give hugs instead of blowing up, and a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want.
plus, rumor has it that if u build a house out of cake, a magical unicorn will come and be your pet. so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s make Minecraft great again!
