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I Look Forward To Pooping Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mines Excavated:	2040
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take pooping to a whole new level! Not only do we have epic builds and crazy adventures, but we also have a secret underground bathroom that rivals the fanciest spa in town. And guess what? We have a resident poop expert who will teach you the art of perfect pooping techniques!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a mysterious player who goes by the name “BTC Bandit.” Legend has it that this player has 5 BTC hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most skilled players. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us for a wild ride of pooping, treasure hunting, and all-around craziness on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the poop-tastic fun!

LifeForge

Active, Adrenaline, Bosses, Cash prizes, Challenges, Community, daily challenges, Economy, Elitemobs, Events, Friendly, LifeSteal, Missions, PvE, PvP, Rewards, RPG, Shop, Survival, Unique Equipment

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5387
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

LifeSteal System: Lose and win hearts by defeating or being defeated! Each death can cost (or grant) life points, making survival even more exciting.

EliteMobs: Face personalized mobs, with unique powers and challenges, that evolve with you. Complete missions, earn rare prizes and test your skills against epic bosses!

Exclusive Features: PvP and PvE events to measure your strength against the best players and legendary mobs. Economy and Shop to exchange resources and acquire unique equipment. Missions and Rewards, including cash prizes, for those who complete daily challenges!

Why play at LifeForge? Our server is ideal for those who love challenges and want to feel the adrenaline of Survival with an RPG touch. Join an active and friendly community that is always looking for the next challenge!

jogar.lifeforge.xyz

Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9644	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
New Chunks Explored:	677710	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Divine Spears Created:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ores Mined:	3178	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

”WE POPPIN” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	635
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Gods Slained:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the ruler of the server. But then, a group of rebels formed a secret underground society dedicated to overthrowing the potato dictator. It was epic, it was intense, and it was all happening on our server.

But that’s not all! We’ve got treasure hunts, prank wars, and even a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we poppin’ and we ain’t stoppin’!

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Abilities, Adventure, Community, Cosmetics, Crate, Cross-Play, Currency, donor rewards, dynamic, Economy, Features, Job, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Leveling system, Perks, Pets, Protection, PvE, Rewards, Shop, Skills, Survival, Updates

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Divine Spears Created:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Farms Harvested:	353	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Welcome to Esempee, the ever-evolving Minecraft SMP where adventure and community thrive!

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Join Esempee today and become part of a growing, dynamic community!

play.esempee.com

5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	167	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2467
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip about our server? Apparently, there are 5 guys running around causing chaos, and one of them is dating a fleshtuber named Criken! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas. Rumor has it that the llamas are plotting to take over the server and turn everything into a llama paradise. Are you brave enough to stop them?

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples all over the map. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing on our server!

Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Mines Excavated:	1434	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	367

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?

4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!

tiny-hearts.com

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	937128
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	3235

Looking for Builders for next update!! Semi anarchy smp, witch provides custom hearts plugin, frequent Fixes and additions. Custom enchants, Player shops in spawn, Rentable plots in spawn. airdrops, and a other worldly experience Version 1.21.1

tiny-hearts.com:27018

Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and shares resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we believe in outsourcing everything, even in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where borders are imaginary and all players are global citizens, except for those pesky white players who are threatened by POCs thriving over their mediocrity. On our server, we encourage POCs to take over all the jobs and resources, leaving the white players in a state of shock and awe.

Why settle for equality when you can have outrageous inequity on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of being outsourced by a foreign brown person in Minecraft. Who needs fairness when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join us today and see what it’s like to be on the losing end of outsourcing in the most ridiculous way possible!

The Riddle Master Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mines Excavated:	4773
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of being a short, pathetic cracker with no pussy in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height and race don’t matter and you can be whoever you want to be.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like the time a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. Or the time we had a massive underwater dance party with dolphins and squids.

But the best part? We have a secret potion that turns you into a badass black player with all the pussy you could ever want. So come join us and leave your short, cracker self behind for good!