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BatSugarCraft

Animal Behavior, BATS, bats’ metabolism, BatSugarCraft, biology, Blood sugar, diabetes, Evolutionary adaptations, evolutionary biology, glucose levels, health, high concentrations, Insights, Mammals, metabolic diseases, physiology, record-breaking, research, scientific study, treatments, wildlife

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Falling into the Void:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have bats with the highest sugar levels ever recorded in mammals! you won’t believe your eyes when you see these sugar-crazed flying creatures zooming around the map.

we believe that studying these bats could lead to groundbreaking treatments for metabolic diseases. who knew that playing minecraft could lead to scientific discoveries?

so come on over and join us for some wild adventures and maybe even unlock the secrets of the bat’s high sugar levels. it’s gonna be a bat-tastic time!

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Attention, changirls, chanlad, contradictory advice, distant, Girls, love, lovebomb, lovecraft, Manipulation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Relevant, Schizo, semi autistic, Server, Stoic, uncaring.

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of getting mixed signals from girls and not knowing how to act around them? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate guide to navigating the mysterious world of semi-autistic changirls!

Join our server and learn the art of being both stoic and lovebombing at the same time. We’ll teach you how to be mysterious and uncaring one minute, and then shower them with attention the next – because who doesn’t love a little emotional rollercoaster?

Forget all the contradictory advice you’ve heard before, our server is where you’ll find the definitive guide to winning over those changirls. So come on in and let’s show those semi-autistic changirls what a true chanlad is made of!

Minecraft SMP – /b10/ – Blocky Banter Bonanza

#pantsu, 8/29 Update, b10, banter, blocky, bonanza, cope, Empyrean Ilynav, epic seven, Frida, Gaming, Greeting, Guilds, Increased Rates, Iseria, Lucklets, Minecraft, mobile game, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, smp, Song of Stars, Spotted Mouse Hair Tie, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Emeralds Found:	5602

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted diamond gear, insane resources that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds, and yuppieraids that are more epic than a dragon fight.

But wait, there’s more! Our 8/29 update is so juicy, it’ll make you scream louder than a ghast. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates – Frida and Spotted Mouse Hair Tie? Iseria and Song of Stars? It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got Mystic Summons that will make your jaw drop faster than a falling anvil. Join our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – just make sure to include /e7g/ in your greeting, or else you’ll be left in the dust faster than a sprinting Enderman.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic adventures this side of the Nether!

CreeperCraftBdayGifts

birthday gift, Contact, covid, CreeperCraftBdayGifts, Distance, emotional effort, estranged children, Father’s Day, hurt feelings, ISOLATION, lack of communication, medical conditions, money transfer, Mother, neglect, one night stand, phone number, posted, relationship, Twins, WIBTA

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama and emotional effort? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Our server is filled with virtual adventures, blocky landscapes, and no emotional baggage whatsoever.

Forget about real-life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle. No need to deal with distant family members or awkward interactions – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Join now and leave all your real-life worries behind. No more birthday cards, no more emotional turmoil – just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama.

RedditConfessMC SMP

#venting, Anonymity, Candid, Community, confession, discussion, hidden, Honesty, ONLINE, Open, privacy, reddit, RedditConfessMC, REVEALING, Secrets, sharing, smp, social media, taboo, Truth, Uncensored, Unfiltered

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Farms Harvested:	209	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of hiding your true self in real life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud! No judgment here, only acceptance for all your weird and wacky confessions. Need to confess your undying love for a fictional character? Want to admit you eat ketchup on your ice cream? This is the place for you! Let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond on our server. Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftySkillz

Adaptability, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, CraftySkillz, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, negotiation skills, networking, personal branding, problem-solving skills, public speaking, resilience, Self Motivation, Stress Management, teamwork, technology literacy, Time management

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Votes:	3334	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Do you want to learn a skill that will set you apart from the rest, regardless of your career path? Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of llama whispering! That’s right, we have a secret llama sanctuary where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and gain their trust. Who knows, maybe they’ll even let you ride them into battle against the evil zombie hordes!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also learn the skill of diamond mining with your bare hands! That’s right, forget about pickaxes, just channel your inner Minecraft warrior and dig straight into those precious diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Endermen!

So come join us on our server and unlock your true potential. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate llama whisperer and diamond miner of all time!

CongoCraft: Death Penalty Edition

AMERICANS, Botched Coup Attempt, Capital Punishment, Congo, CongoCraft, criminal justice, death, death penalty, diplomatic relations, Edition, foreign relations, HUMAN RIGHTS, international affairs, international law, international news, justice system, legal issues, legal proceedings, Legal System, penalty, POLITICAL CRISIS, Political unrest, prisoners, United States Citizens

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	204	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Buildings Constructed:	32
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Villages Defended:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

come join our minecraft server and escape the death penalty in congo for a botched coup attempt! we have diamond armor to protect you from the firing squad and enchanted swords to fight off any angry villagers. build your own fortress and hide from the authorities while you mine for rare ores and trade with other fugitives. join us now and survive the ultimate challenge in the most intense game of cat and mouse you’ll ever play!

DepressionCraft: Mind to Body

aging, Body, cardiovascular issues, chronic conditions, comorbidities, depression, DepressionCraft, diabetes, Elderly, geriatrics, Kidney disease, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health complications, mental health disorders, mental health impact, mental health research., mental health stigma, mental illness, Mind, Neurodegenerative disorders, physical health, senior health

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

so, like, you know how life can be a total bummer sometimes? well, on this epic minecraft server, we guarantee you will never feel depressed again! join us and say goodbye to all those physical problems like heart issues, kidney stuff, and diabetes. our server is like a magical cure for all your health woes! come build, explore, and laugh your way to a happier, healthier life. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for you? join now and start living your best life!

ReZeroCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., best, Captivating, CHAPTERS, Characters, emotions, Expression, FANTASY, Favorite, Immersive, light novel, Literature, Minecraft, novel series, plot twists, re zero, reading, ReZeroCraft, Server, storytelling, Web Novel, written words

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a fantasy novel! Imagine being transported to a world where you can respawn just like Subaru in Re Zero. Every time you die, you come back stronger and ready to take on new challenges. Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a whole new way. Who needs boring old literature when you can live it out in Minecraft? Join now and start your epic adventure!

WhyDo15Craft SMP

1080p resolution, 1366×768 resolution, 15.6 inch laptops, 24 inch monitors, computer screens, display quality, display standards, G.., laptop screens, monitor displays, pixel density, PPI, resolution comparison, screen laughing, screen mocking, screen resolution, screen size, smp, tech forums, Technology, WhyDo15Craft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Are you tired of being laughed at for your low-resolution laptop screen? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players with top-tier PPI ratios! We have a strict PPI leaderboard and if you don’t measure up, prepare to be roasted in the group chat.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary PPI Wars, where players battle it out to prove who has the crispest, most pixel-perfect display. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted monitor stand that boosts their PPI to unheard-of levels.

So if you’re ready to show off your high-resolution prowess and laugh in the face of those 1080p plebs, join our Minecraft SMP today!