#coclivevisityourbase Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DumpsterDigsGFBlankets

beige aesthetic, boundary crossing, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Dumpster, Dumpster Diving, DumpsterDigsGFBlankets, emotional attachment, family heirlooms, knitted blankets, leaving threat, linen closet, moving past, patterned blankets, professionally cleaned, Screwed Up, sentimental items, smelly trash bag, tense atmosphere, trash bag

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Votes:	9053
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	227
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the dumpster fire that is your relationship? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your girlfriend throwing away your precious blankets and making you dig through trash.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world, where no one can throw away your pixelated creations without consequences. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of sentimental items, even if they’re just virtual blocks.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with like-minded players? Let’s leave the dumpster diving to the mobs in the game, shall we?

CraftyKidLies

amusing fibs, bedtime stories, childhood fibs, childhood memories, CraftyKidLies, creative imagination, creative parenting, favourite lie, fibbing, fun stories, imaginative tales, little white lies, make believe, parenting, parenting moments, playful deception, storytelling, storytelling with children, tall tales, told a child, White Lies

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4628
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Emeralds Found:	9550

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for pranksters and jokesters alike! Join us and unleash your inner troll as you trick unsuspecting players into believing the most outrageous lies ever told!

From convincing players that diamonds grow on trees to claiming that creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle bugs, the fun never stops on our server. And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not try telling a child that Notch himself will personally deliver a stack of enchanted golden apples to their doorstep if they join our server? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of hilarity and mayhem. Who knows, you might just end up with a new favorite lie to tell the next time a child asks you a question!

PixelPVV: Opt-Out Oasis

asylum rules, Controversial Decision, Dutch government, Dutch leadership, Dutch politics, EU, European asylum laws, european union, far-right PVV, government request, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, immigration restrictions, nationalist party, Netherlands, Oasis, opt out, OptOut, PixelPVV, political controversy, populist movement, Refugee Crisis, right-wing politics

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Potions Brewed:	123	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Void Armor Forged:	22

haha come join our epic minecraft server where the dutch government is run by far-right PVV and they ask the EU for an opt-out from asylum rules. like, who even does that?? but it makes for some crazy fun times on our server, trust me.

you can build your own asylum center and try to sneak in refugees past the crazy government. or maybe you can join the PVV and try to kick out all the asylum seekers. the possibilities are endless and totally wacky.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and plan your escape. it’s like a whole new world of mischief and mayhem in our server.

so come on, join us and see what kind of madness you can get up to in this wild and unpredictable world. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Strokelympics: Hot Air Pollution Server

Air, air pollution, cardiovascular disease, chronic conditions, climate change, disease burden, environmental factors, global health, health impacts, healthcare trends, high blood pressure, high temperatures, hot, mortality rates, obesity, Pollution, public health, risk factors, Server, Stroke, stroke awareness, stroke prevention, stroke statistics, Strokelympics

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2171	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of dealing with air pollution, high temperatures, and boring old risk factors like obesity and high blood pressure, then you gotta join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got so much crazy stuff going on that your brain might explode (in a good way, of course). Between 1990 and 2021, the number of people who had a new stroke rose by a whopping 70% on our server. And get this, the number who died from a stroke increased by 44%! That’s some next-level gaming action right there!

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret stroke power-up that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

JensenCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Sandbox Adventure Survival Building Exploration PvP Modded Creative Minigames Redstone Fantasy RPG Pixel art Server Community Online Crafting, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	193	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Potions Brewed:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Crops Grown:	8460	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

My journey with Minecraft spans many years, and this game has always held a special place in my heart. I’ve returned to it time and again, each time making new and cherished memories. Inspired by my experiences, I’ve created this server with the hope of fostering the same sense of joy and connection for others. My deepest wish is for this space to be a place where we can all create wonderful memories together, just as I have.

172.240.3.189

Story Ruiner Minecraft Server

author woes, Character development, completely ruins, completely ruins your story, creative writing, literary disaster, Minecraft, narrative failure, plot derailment, plot twist, ruined characters, ruined climax, ruined endings, ruined plot twists, ruined resolution, ruined storytelling, RUINER, Server, Story, story destruction, storytelling, unexpected turn, writing mistakes, your story

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Farms Harvested:	640	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Zombie Dances:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	42
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to a community of hilarious players who love to prank each other and have a good time.

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of ninja chickens who will steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So watch your back and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

Challenges, coping mechanisms, crab, Despair, determination, doom mongering, Endurance, Frustration, hopelessness, mental health, Minecraft, Moaning, monotony, Negativity, patience, perseverance, pissing, rave, Repetition, resilience, self-care, setbacks, smp, spastics

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	228	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!

Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!

SurgiCraft: The Ultimate Makeover

10. Fantasy medical procedure, 11. Unavailable surgery, 12. Fantasy healthcare, 13. Make-believe medical treatment, 14. Desired medical procedure, 15. Fictional medical intervention, 16. Imaginary healthcare, 17. Wishful medical surgery, 18. Dream medical procedure, 19. Hypothetical medical treatment, 2. Imaginary surgery, 20. Nonexistent healthcare., 3. Fantasy surgery, 4. Wishful surgery, 5. Dream surgery, 6. Nonexistent surgery, 7. Desired surgery, 8. Make-believe surgery, 9. Hypothetical surgery, Fictional surgery, makeover, SurgiCraft, Ultimate

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6092
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
New Chunks Explored:	337259	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Dimension Hops:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Villages Defended:	8

Have you ever wished for a surgery that could give you the ability to mine diamonds with your bare hands in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we offer the exclusive “Diamond Extraction Surgery” where our skilled virtual surgeons implant diamond-tipped fingers into your avatar, allowing you to effortlessly gather precious gems in the game!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to undergo the “Creeper Repellent Surgery”, where we implant a special device in your character that emits a scent so repulsive to creepers that they’ll run away in fear whenever you approach. No more unexpected explosions ruining your builds!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our “Ender Dragon Taming Surgery” where we give you the ability to ride and control the fearsome Ender Dragon, turning it into your loyal steed as you soar through the skies of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience these outrageous surgeries for yourself! You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

CraftyCreeperWars

ammunition, arms deal, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global affairs, India, international conflict, international relations, military equipment, Military Supplies, national security, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, War, weapons

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3140	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Votes:	7189	Evil Twin Fights:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the ammunition from india enters ukraine and raises russian ire! why is this happening in minecraft you ask? well let me tell you a crazy story.

so basically, our server is set in a parallel universe where india and ukraine are at war over who has the best curry recipe. and the russians are just chilling, getting mad because they want some curry too.

but don’t worry, you can join the fun and help either side by building epic curry restaurants or crafting insane weapons to defend your favorite spice.

so come on down and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen! plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you ask for?

Berry Tea Wine Server

antioxidants, berries, berry, brain aging, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, dementia risk, flavonoids, health benefits, healthy diet, Longevity, Memory Loss, natural remedies, neuroprotection, nutrition, Prevention, Red wine, Server, study, tea, wine

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Emeralds Found:	5681	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

join dis minecraft server if u want to keep ur brain cells alive, bro. we got so many berries, tea, and red wine that u will never forget where u put ur diamond pickaxe. eat 6 servings of flavonoid-rich foods per day and u will be 28% less likely to forget where u built ur epic castle. trust me, u don’t want to end up like Steve who forgot where he left his bed and ended up sleeping in a creeper’s cave. so come join us and keep ur brain cells safe while u mine and craft ur way to victory!