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CraftyKyivTargets

Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKyivTargets, diplomatic meetings, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical concerns, government officials, international diplomacy, international politics, Lawmaker, military strategy, negotiation tactics, peace talks, political tensions, security threats, Senior Ukrainian officials, targets in Russia, Ukraine-Russia relations, US-Ukraine alliance

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mines Excavated:	1403	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

lol imagine if ukraine was actually just a minecraft server and the senior officials were just a bunch of villagers trying to trade with the biden admin for some sick loot. they gonna roll up to russia like “yo we got this list of targets, wanna help us raid their base?” and the lawmakers are just like “yeah sure, let’s do this fam”. join our server for epic pvp battles and diplomatic negotiations that will leave you questioning reality. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh don’t tell anyone 😉. come join the madness and let’s conquer russia together!

AntibioticCraft

animal research, antibiotic guidelines., antibiotic misuse, antibiotic overuse, antibiotic policies, antibiotic regulations, antibiotic resistance, antibiotic stewardship, AntibioticCraft, antimicrobial drugs, antimicrobial resistance, Australia, drug resistance, human drug resistance, laboratory practices, Labs, new zealand, public health, Research Ethics, survey, Unregulated antibiotic use

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9401
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	221	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Endless Night Skies:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we have more antibiotics than a pharmacy! we got pigs poppin pills like there’s no tomorrow and cows chugging down antibiotics like it’s their last meal.

we did a survey of 95 labs and found out that 71% of them are using antimicrobial drugs in ways that could be avoided. but not on our server! we encourage the excessive use of antibiotics in animal research because why not?

join us and witness the chaos as our animals become super resistant to all kinds of drugs. who needs regular animals when you can have super animals on our server? come join the fun and see how long it takes for our animals to take over the world!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

Arafat, Brig. Gen. Yitzhak Segev, charter, Hamas, HamasCraft, independent Palestinian homeland, Intifada, Islamist group, Israel, Israel-Gaza conflict., Israeli occupation, israeli-palestinian conflict, media outlet, Minecraft, Muslim Brotherhood, nationalist Palestinian movement, Palestinian Islamists, Palestinian lands, Palestinian secularists, recognizing Israeli state, Server, two-state solution, uprising, Western support

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as shady as a covert operation? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got more twists and turns than a spy novel! Join us and uncover the secret alliances, backdoor deals, and political intrigue that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Ever wondered what it would be like to be a Brig. Gen. in charge of funding Palestinian Islamists to counter secularists? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest espionage fantasies and create your own underground network of rebel factions. Just make sure to watch your back, because you never know who might be working for the other side.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real game is all about manipulating world events and shaping the future of nations. Join us and see if you have what it takes to outwit your enemies, forge unlikely alliances, and change the course of history. Just remember, nothing is as it seems in this world of political intrigue and secret agendas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, trust no one and always keep your sword at the ready. It’s a dangerous world out there, but with the right strategy and a little bit of luck, you just might come out on top.

DigiCraft SMP – Digimon Adventures in Minecraft

Adventure 25th Color Evolution, Adventures, Anime, Bandai, card game, Digicraft, Digimon, digimon adventure 02, Digimon Dreamers, digimon survive, Gomamon, Habu Kazumasa, Ichiban Kuji, Liberator, Look Up Piyomon, Lost Evolution, Manga, Minecraft, Reference Book, smp, starter guide, Toy, translation patch, Web Novel

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2338
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Votes:	4266	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so cute, it’s like playing in a world made entirely of fluffy kittens and rainbows. Who wouldn’t want to be surrounded by adorable creatures while mining for diamonds?

2. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal on our server, you’ll be transported to a dimension where all the mobs are replaced with dancing llamas wearing top hats. It’s a party you don’t want to miss!

3. The admin of our server once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. True story. If you join, you might just witness some epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most hilarious and insane adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

UndeadMIL Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Communication Issues, emotional boundaries, fake texts, family dynamics, Family issues, forgiveness, harsh words, hurt feelings, in-laws, Lies, Manipulation, MIL drama, Minecraft, no contact, reconciliation, Server, setting boundaries, standing up for yourself, toxic relationships, UndeadMIL, wedding drama, wedding planning

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Farms Harvested:	241
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of dealing with toxic in-laws like Kathy? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be battling is creepers and zombies, not family members spreading lies and fake text messages.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life family drama, where you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling in-laws. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your own Kathy, our community is here to support you with virtual hugs and pixelated flowers.

So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs family when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you? Let’s build a world where the only thing exploding is TNT, not family relationships. See you in the game, and remember – no contact with Kathy allowed!

NoLazyLove – Minecraft Server

birthday parties, car loans, cleaning, daycare, diapers, doctor visits, family load, Full time work, goals, home buying, income differential, Laundry, Maid, Meals, Minecraft, NoLazyLove, partner, Resentment, retirement savings, Server, student loans, tantrums, Trash, TV, vacation, work

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the real drama unfolds! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy family dynamic.

Imagine a world where one player makes bank while the other player wants to kick back and relax. Will they ever find a balance? Will they ever stop arguing about who does more chores? Only time will tell on this server.

Witness the epic battles between workaholics and slackers, as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the resentment build up to explosive levels? Will the maid ever get a break from cleaning up after everyone?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience such outrageous stories and hilarious conflicts? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the drama. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

SuperPowerDreams – Minecraft SMP

Ability, control, desire, dream, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, mind reading, Minecraft, shape shifting, smp, strength, super speed, super strength, SUPERPOWER, SuperPowerDreams, telekinesis, Teleportation, time travel, Wake Up, wish

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

If you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll wake up with the superpower of being able to summon an army of dancing chickens to do your bidding! Need help mining? Chicken army. Want to prank your friends? Chicken army. Feeling lonely? Chicken army dance party! Trust us, you’ve never experienced true power until you’ve commanded a flock of feathered friends to conquer the blocky world. So come join us and unleash your inner chicken whisperer!

BlockyBootyCraft

#revelation, adult content, adult themes, BlockyBootyCraft, Disturbing, disturbing facts, explicit, explicit content, explicit material, eye-opening, fact, graphic details, inappropriate, inappropriate information, late discovery, Mature, mature audiences, mature content, not safe for work, NSFW, Shocking..

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with wild and wacky adventures around every corner.

Join us for a chance to discover NSFW facts that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. From secret underground dungeons filled with scandalous secrets to mysterious villagers with scandalous pasts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes. And if you’re lucky, one of those wishes might just be a lifetime supply of pizza!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

IZH Minecraft Server: Bye Bye Mohammad!

banned organization, bye, deportation, deportation order, deportation proceedings, extremism, German authorities, German deportation order, hamburg, Hamburg mosque, immigration, Immigration Policy, Islamic Center Hamburg, Islamic community, Islamic extremism, Islamic leader, IZH, Minecraft, Mohammad, Mohammad Hadi Mofatteh, radicalization, religious leader, religious organization, Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dimension Hops:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dragons Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	9430
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13

So, like, imagine this, right? This Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like the ex-head of the Islamic Center Hamburg got issued a deportation order for not joining our server! Like, that’s how crazy awesome it is! German authorities were like, “Dude, you gotta join this server or you’re outta here!” So, like, if you wanna avoid deportation, you gotta join our server ASAP! It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build insane structures and hang out with cool peeps all day long. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride! Join now before it’s too late, dude!

JavaJailbreak: No Coffee Breaks

Australian billionaire, Boss, breaks, coffee, coffee breaks, company culture, employee engagement, employee management., employee motivation, JavaJailbreak, leadership, office policies, productivity, productivity tips, remote work, Staff, team dynamics, work environment, work from home policies, work habits, working from home, workplace culture

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4680
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Void Gems Collected:	30
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Runes Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have australian billionaire boss who wants to keep you trapped in the game so you don’t go out for coffee in real life. he’s like, “no coffee breaks, only block breaks!”

we have crazy events like “build a coffee shop in minecraft and get a raise in real life” and “survive the zombie apocalypse in the break room”

our staff is so dedicated they work from home in minecraft too, building virtual offices and virtual coffee machines.

join now before the boss finds out you’re not mining blocks and fires you from the game!