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Dad’s Last Request: No Thanks Mom

BETRAYAL, Dads, death wish, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, family heirlooms, family home, family obligations., father daughter relationship, favoritism, financial inheritance, healthcare decisions, healthcare proxy, Inheritance, mom, mother-daughter relationship, parental expectations, parental favoritism, Request, sibling rivalry, Will

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of family drama and favoritism? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated equally, even the creepers!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom leaving the family home to your brother just because he needs more space for his expanding family. Here, everyone gets their own virtual mansion, no questions asked!

Don’t let real-life family feuds ruin your gaming experience. Join us and build your dream home without any inheritance drama. Plus, we promise there won’t be any passive-aggressive messages in chat about who mom loves more.

So come join us, where the only thing exploding is TNT, not family relationships!

TastyTexture Minecraft SMP

Appetizing, Chewy, crunchy, culinary pleasure, delectable, DELICIOUS, Eating, Enjoyable, flavorsome, Food, gastronomic delight, Indulgent, Minecraft, mouthfeel, pleasurable, satisfying, scrumptious, sensory experience, Smooth, smp, Taste, TastyTexture, textural

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Buildings Constructed:	17

Oh my god, have you heard about this Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic place to play with your friends and enemies. Like, you can build giant penis statues and no one will judge you. And the best part is, the admins are all secretly llamas in disguise. Like, they’ll ban you if you don’t sacrifice a chicken every full moon. But don’t worry, the chickens respawn so it’s all good.

And the food on this server? It’s like, so texturally pleasurable. You can eat diamond blocks and they taste like cotton candy. And if you eat a creeper, it explodes in your mouth but in a good way. Like, it’s a flavor explosion. And if you eat a golden apple, you turn into a unicorn for 24 hours. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you want to join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Just be prepared for the chaos and the llamas. Trust me, it’s worth it.

EduGoneGOP: RIP Department of Ed!

AMERICANS, bill, Congress, current events, debate, Decision making, Democracy, Department, Department of Education, education, EduGoneGOP, Future, Government, Impact, legislation, News, policy, Politics, public schools, republicans, RIP, society, united states

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where education is actually important? Do you want to escape to a place where learning is optional and chaos reigns supreme? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the Department of Education doesn’t exist because we blew it up with TNT!

Our server is a wild and wacky place where you can build whatever you want, fight off hordes of zombie politicians, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs education when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Join us now and experience the thrill of living in a world without rules or responsibilities. Just watch out for the creeper explosions – they’re nothing compared to the chaos we’ve created on this server!

CraftyTradeWars

China, CraftyTradeWars, Dispute Resolution, economic conflict, filing lawsuit, global trade, international relations, international trade, legal action, legal proceedings, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade regulations, trade sanctions, trade war, US, World Trade Organization

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	New Chunks Explored:	783720
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	727
Farms Harvested:	263	Wilderness Tamed:	12

lol come join our epic minecraft server where china is filing lawsuits against the US with the world trade organization over tariffs! like wtf bro, who knew minecraft could be so political? join us for some crazy drama and build your own trade empire while avoiding getting sued by china. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and llamas wearing suits. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness? join now and let the chaos begin!

GlacierCraft: Microbiome Mayhem

algal biomass, aquatic ecosystems, Biodiversity, climate change, climate crisis, ecological balance, ecosystem changes, ecosystem disruption, environmental impact, environmental research, freshwater habitats, glacier shrinking, glacier-fed streams, GlacierCraft, global warming, MAYHEM, microbial communities, microbial diversity, Microbiome, microbiomes, species dynamics, stream health, water quality

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Emeralds Found:	5321	Star Shards Collected:	172
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Animals Bred:	43	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got glaciers shrinking faster than your mom at a buffet! u gonna see some wild changes in the microbiomes of our glacier-fed streams, like algal biomass poppin off like confetti at a party and microbial diversity that’ll make your head spin like a minecraft block.

our streams gonna be healthier than a vegan on a juice cleanse, but watch out cuz the species dynamics gonna be more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. u never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a wild ride! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

RusticMC

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival, survival community village adventure exploration building crafting multiplayer sandbox teamwork economy factions RPG loot PvP factions roleplay fantasy minigames mods, Towny

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Potions Brewed:	127
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
New Chunks Explored:	83221	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

RusticMC is a community-oriented survival server. You can choose to join our main community village, or you can venture out and do your own thing. It’s all up to you 🙂

The server was established on September 10th, 2024. There will be no map resets.

rusticmc.org

Dawg’s Domain 1.20.5

1.20.5, attitude, Confidence, culture, dawg, dawgs, determination, dog, Domain, empowerment, Hip Hop, I’ve got, Identity, in me, influence, Lyrics, Music, Rap, Self-expression, strength, swagger, that, Urban

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9712
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Towns Built:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

We got that dawg in us, like we’re barking up the wrong tree but in a good way.

Join us and unleash your inner canine, build a doghouse, dig up bones, and mark your territory.

It’s a woof-tastic time, trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Let’s bark up some fun together!

DepositDrama Minecraft Server

aita, broken foot, coworker, deep pour resin, Deposit, DepositDrama, Flowers, Funeral, limited income, major surgeries, Minecraft, molds, online store, polymer clay, preservation, reimbursement, resin, RESPONSIBILITY, Retirement, Server, silica gel powder, spinal fusion, test flowers

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn flowers into resin art and friendships into drama! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of crafting and relationships.

Ever wanted to see what happens when you mix deep pour resin, molds, and silica gel powder with a sprinkle of betrayal? Look no further, because on our server, anything can happen. Just ask our player who got ghosted for 3 years only to be hit up for a refund out of the blue. Talk about a plot twist!

But don’t worry, we’re not all about the drama. We also have a thriving polymer clay online store and a community of players who are just trying to survive their own real-life surgeries and medical woes. It’s like Grey’s Anatomy meets Minecraft, but with more crafting and less McDreamy.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of creativity, chaos, and unexpected twists like this? Come for the resin art, stay for the friendships that may or may not stand the test of time. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of resin)!

NoPartyForYou19

anxiety, Birthday Party, Boundaries, career choices, Challenges, college, counseling, DAUGHTER, Driving, Expectations, family, guidance, INDEPENDENCE, NoPartyForYou19, parenting, parenting struggles, part time job, relationships, sleepover, Support, teenager

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48

🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your daughter’s 19th birthday party drama? Look no further! Join our server for wild adventures and non-stop fun! 🎉

🚗 Need a ride to the coolest virtual hangout spot? We got you covered! Our mods will drive you around in style, just like this mom drives her daughter everywhere. No need to worry about causing accidents, we promise a smooth ride to all the best in-game locations! 🚗

🎓 Not sure what to do with your virtual life? No problem! Just like this daughter, you can take your time figuring out your next move. No pressure to go to college or get a full-time job here! We support your indecisiveness and encourage you to explore all your options. 🎓

🎈 Planning a birthday bash for yourself or your virtual friends? We’ve got the perfect party spot for you! Our server is the place to be for epic celebrations and sleepovers. Just make sure to clear it with the mods first, we want to keep the peace and avoid any anxious moments like this mom. 🎈

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as entertaining as this Reddit post! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and excitement on our server? See you there! 😉

CraftyTariffWars

Agreement, Canada, CraftyTariffWars, DEBT, Dispute, Economy, export, finance, Import, international relations, Leaders, mexico, MONEY, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, trump

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Emeralds Found:	3212
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we trade in diamonds and emeralds instead of boring old money! we have a special event where you can negotiate tariffs with the leaders of Canada and Mexico, just like Trump! they owe us a lot of diamonds, so come help us collect our debts and build the most luxurious pixel palace in all the land! who needs real world politics when you can rule the minecraft world with your diamond pickaxe? join now and make minecraft great again!