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Cock-a-Clock Minecraft Server

ALARM, Chime, clock, CockaClock, cuckoo, funny, Hands, humor, hypothetical, Mechanism, Minecraft, pendulum, question.., Server, Tick, tick tock, Time, Time management, timepiece, tock, watch, wordplay

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5382	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cock a clock! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to turn any clock in the game into a chicken. Imagine the chaos of having a chicken running around your house telling you the time!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: apple may not actually be made of gold). So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

PausePlayCraft

AudioVisual, Buttons.., control, convenience, Digital, Entertainment, FUNCTIONALITY, Media, multimedia, pause and unpause, pause button, PausePlayCraft, play button, play only, superior, Technology, user experience, user interface

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the pause button is king. it will pause and unpause like a boss. play button? pshhh it only plays. you wanna be on the winning team, right? then join us and experience the power of the pause button. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will make you laugh till you cry. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show the world that pausing is where it’s at. #pausebutton4life #minecraftmadness

AgeCraft: Mindful Adventures

Adventures, AgeCraft, aging, aging brain, Aging population, aging process, brain development, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive aging, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive research, Exploration, Implications, Memory Loss, mental health, mindful, neurology, new environments, research, spatial navigation, study

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Towns Built:	10
Crops Grown:	8821	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

so like, u know how u get older and stuff and u start to like, explore things differently? well, on this server, u can explore like u never have before! like, ur brain will be so stimulated that u will never experience cognitive decline! join now and be amazed by the crazy adventures and mind-blowing landscapes that await u! come on, don’t be a potato, join us now!

Wifey Love Minecraft Server

acceptance, Communication, devotion, emotional connection, equality, FANTASY, isekai, long-term commitment, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, Partnership, Polyamory, relationships, Selflessness, selflessness in relationships, Server, Trust, Understanding, wifey, Wives

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Emeralds Found:	327	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you ready to dive into a Minecraft server where the wives are always loving each other more than their husbands in a crazy isekai world? Join us for a wild adventure where polyamory reigns supreme and drama is always around the corner. Build your own harem of blocky babes and watch as they fight for your affection while also swooning over each other. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a love triangle to navigate? Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your own relationships in real life.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server – No. 198423599

AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 198423599, novel, puzzling, secret, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, thriller novel, unknown identity

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance during battles.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life unicorn (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Melon Mess Makers

awkward, cantaloupe, Cleanup, cover up, Creative Solutions, Discreet, disposal, disposal methods, disposal techniques, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing situations., family, Fruit, funny, Hiding, Makers, melon, Mess, parents, privacy, Secrets, secrets kept, sneaky

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in solving life’s most pressing questions, like how to dispose of a creampied cantaloupe without your parents finding out! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret missions, hidden traps, and unexpected twists.

Our server is home to the most skilled players who have mastered the art of cantaloupe disposal. From building elaborate contraptions to launching cantaloupes into space, there’s no limit to the creativity and madness you’ll find here.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to protecting the world from evil cantaloupes. Join us in our quest to rid the world of these fruity fiends and unlock exclusive rewards along the way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a journey like no other. Just remember to keep your cantaloupes under wraps – you never know who might be watching!

BrainyCraft

anatomy, Awareness, biology, brain awareness, brain function, brain knowledge, brain research, brain structure, BrainyCraft, cognition, Consciousness, Earth, Human brains, human cognition, human evolution, intelligence, neuroscience, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7845
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Holy Grails Found:	2

HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY BUILT BY ELVES WHO GOT LOST IN THE NETHER AND DECIDED TO MAKE A NEW HOME.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.

SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)

LoliCraft Server

4chan, Anime, Community, controversial, cute, FANTASY, Fiction, green text, greentext, internet, Loli, Lolicon, LoliCraft, Manga, Nostalgia, ONLINE, Roleplay, Server, Stories, storytelling, taboo, Thread, underage

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of loli madness! Join us for epic quests, insane battles, and hilarious shenanigans with our adorable loli NPCs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous loli ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face her tricks and earn her respect?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the rarest and most coveted loli pets in all of Minecraft. From tiny fairy loli to fierce dragon loli, you’ll never run out of adorable companions to accompany you on your adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most loli-filled Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for flying cupcakes and rainbow explosions along the way.

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult audio, asmr, Azura Dulait, Boobs, Current Streams, fansly, FAQ, gen 1, Green lady corpo, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, NSFW, Patreon, relationship, Schedule, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, Talents, thumbnail, tos, Ultimate, Upcoming Streams, VAllure, VAllure Agency, VAllure General, VAllure Official, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got a thumbnail with boobs in it, need I say more? Join now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Our Gen 1 lineup includes Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess, Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear, Immy Bisou, the Little Sis, Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere, Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress, and Stronny Cuttles, who is just happy to be back.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our official links for even more madness and mayhem. And don’t forget to ask our FAQ for tourists, where you can learn all about VAllure, the first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

OrphanGF Misery Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, broken up, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, emotional well being, family responsibilities, Fights, financial burden, harsh life, insecure, Minecraft, miserable life, Misery, orphan girlfriend, OrphanGF, Peace, possessive, reconciliation, Self Respect, Server, Sympathy, toxic behavior

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Towns Built:	6
Void Gems Collected:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Animals Bred:	125	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	948613
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outbursts, just like the rollercoaster relationship described above.

Experience the thrill of trying to calm down a virtual partner who randomly starts crying, all while juggling the pressure of supporting her five teenage siblings financially. Will you be able to resist the temptation to give her virtual money and maintain her virtual self-respect?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for possessiveness and insecurity on a whole new level. Meet your virtual partner daily, talk for hours on end, and say goodbye to your virtual friends and family because she demands all your time. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of a toxic relationship in the virtual world?

Join us now and see if you can survive the endless fights over trivial matters, where every glance at your virtual partner might result in a new argument. Will you break free from the cycle of drama and find peace, or will you be sucked back into the chaos of a love-hate relationship?

Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server experience, where love, tears, and tantrums await you at every turn. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

MIL-less Mother’s Day Madness

Communication Issues, cultural expectations, Day, emotional labor, family dynamics, family gatherings, father in-law, holiday stress, Hosting, household responsibilities, husband-wife dynamics, in-laws, madness, meal planning, MILless, misunderstandings, mother-in-law, mother’s day, MOTHERS, parenting, relationship boundaries, Resentment, social etiquette, traditional celebrations

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Animals Bred:	170
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Emeralds Found:	5681	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging virtual creepers and zombies.

Our server is so epic, it’s like a virtual rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland. Plus, we have secret hidden treasures scattered throughout the map that will make you feel like a true treasure hunter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even your in-game parents will want to join in on the fun. Imagine celebrating in-game Mother’s Day and Father’s Day with your pixelated family, complete with virtual presents and flowers. Who needs real-life family gatherings when you can have a Minecraft party instead?

So come on, join our server and show off your building skills while dodging virtual in-laws. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!