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  • Get your grass fix here! Modded city survival with a side of Aussie flair and rewards!

    Get your grass fix here! Modded city survival with a side of Aussie flair and rewards!
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 8564
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Towns Built: 5 Star Shards Collected: 300
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Emeralds Found: 6286 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

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    Stack of Grass Season 2 Overview

    Player Base Whitelisted, preferably 18+
    Gameplay Enhanced Vanilla experience with added mods
    Commands /home, /sethome, Waystones
    In-Game Social Proximity voice chat, community building
    Server Life Scripted Dungeons, events, treasure chests

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: To join the server, please check out the discord link provided in the overview.

    Q: What mods are used on the server?

    A: The main mods on the server include “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, and “Mystical Agriculture”. QoL mods such as “Sophisticated Backpacks”, “Sophisticated Storage”, “Farmer’s Delight”, and “Waystones” are also included.

    Q: Are there any age restrictions?

    A: The server prefers players to be 18+ for a more mature ambiance.

    Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?

    A: Yes, proximity voice chat is integrated for ease of communication.

    Q: What can I expect from the server events?

    A: Admins create scripted Dungeons with rewards upon completion. There are also mini events for the community to enjoy.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BitchPetCraft Minecraft Server

    BitchPetCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 3722
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8610 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3

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    Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you want to spice things up and become a little bitch pet for a man? Look no further, because on our server, you can live out all your wildest fantasies! Join us for a unique and outrageous experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew being a little bitch pet could be so much fun? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

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  • “SMP Shenanigans with No. 101904412” – Minecraft SMP

    “SMP Shenanigans with No. 101904412” – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 6674
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have jetpacks for pigs)!

    Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out sage advice on how to build the perfect castle.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

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  • MomRageCraft

    MomRageCraft
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 9358
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Crops Grown: 3794
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a second home? Look no further! Our server is like a cozy virtual house where you can hang out with your best friends and build epic creations together.

    Join us and meet our amazing community, including “Alice” who is basically part of the family now. She’s always around, just like that one friend who never leaves your house. But hey, we love her and you will too!

    We even have virtual performances like in Alice’s school, but with a twist – instead of singing, dancing, and acting, we have building, mining, and crafting competitions! And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you prefer building over dancing.

    Plus, if your virtual mom doesn’t appreciate your Minecraft skills, we’ll send her a strongly worded anonymous message to set her straight. Because on our server, we stick up for each other like a virtual family.

    So come join us and experience the virtual love and support that only our Minecraft server can provide. And remember, on our server, everyone is an AITA – Awesome In The Adventure!

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  • SeriesSillies

    SeriesSillies
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 5157
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Zombie Dances: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server is like a never-ending series of wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a game of chicken jousting. So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server around, join us today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BorderPushersMC

    BorderPushersMC
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 5794
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Animals Bred: 22
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Potions Brewed: 173 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight like ukraine’s forces pushing along the border front but with more diamond swords and less political tension. we have crazy battles with creepers and zombies that will make you feel like a russian commander leading your troops to victory. join now for the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!

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  • GynoCraft: Barbie’s Checkup

    GynoCraft: Barbie’s Checkup
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 6365
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19

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    OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a Barbie movie but wit gynecology twist! Imagine building a gynecologist’s office in Minecraft and helping Barbie with her lady bits! It’s like a whole new level of role-playing, but with pixelated vaginas and stuff. Plus, u can dress up ur character in cute doctor outfits and perform virtual pelvic exams on blocky patients. It’s a gynecologist’s dream come true, all thanks to Barbie and her iconic line about seeing her gynecologist. So come join da fun and let’s explore da world of gynecology in Minecraft together!

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  • ShamelessDogButt Minecraft Server

    ShamelessDogButt Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 9609
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39
    Animals Bred: 39 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

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    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where even the dogs are getting in on the action! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of dogs decided to have a karaoke night at our Azki and Aqua Lounge. But instead of singing, they just shamelessly shoved their asses into the microphone! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and even starting a llama dance party in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco where the creepers like to boogie down.

    So come join us on our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

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  • BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP

    BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 2894
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Runes Activated: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 43
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant bunny comes hopping by, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored blocks in its wake. You follow it through a portal and find yourself in a land where everything is upside down and pigs fly (literally). But don’t worry, our resident wizard can help you navigate this topsy-turvy world with his trusty wand of confusion.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party complete with dancing creepers and skeleton DJs spinning the hottest tracks. Oh, and did we mention that the winner of the dance-off gets a stack of enchanted golden apples? Talk about motivation!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few bunnies along the way. Who knows, you might just find yourself rhyming with “funny” by the time you’re done!

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  • TrashCraft Minecraft Server

    TrashCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 830
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Alien Abductions: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in your real life.

    Join us and leave behind the drama of overbearing stepmothers and absentee fathers. Our server is a place where you can create your own family with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with toxic family members.

    Build a virtual world where you can surround yourself with happy memories, unlike the ones forced upon you by your dad’s wife. Let go of the past and create a new beginning in a world where you are free to be yourself without judgment.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and start fresh in a world where you can be whoever you want to be, without any unwanted family photo albums getting in your way. Let’s build a new family together, one block at a time!

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