cock critique – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

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New Server IP
❗Custom Survival❗| Towny🛕 | MCMMO🛡️ | Survival🎒 | 500+ Quests🔥 | Jobs💵

Survival

JozMC – Towny, MCMMO, Ranks, Jobs, QuestsServer Version: 1.19, JavaServer IP: play.jozmc.comStore: https://jozmc.tebex.ioDiscord: http://Discord.gg/UbrMRbTeeADynmap: http://play.jozmc.com:8123Some of the main features our server has to offer includes…Dynmap:A fully interactive live-map of all 3 main worlds, which displays updated versions of the terrain, player movement and what is built. There are multiple views for the mapTowny:On JozMC we use the most advanced verison of the towny plugin which is extremely simple to use and operate. You can join or create your own town, claim the land for your town and get right to work! You have full control over your claim land, including disabling mob spawns, disabling PVP, choosing who can break and place blocks in certain areas amongst other aspects of the land. You can open up your town for people to join, or keep it solo and do your own thing!mcMMO:Hands down the best MMORPG plugin every server needs. This plugin adds in a whole range of unique skills with special abilities, and allows you to level them up to improve the effectiveness of said skills. There are leaderboards, and plenty of skills to focus on!Auction house and marketplace:The server chooses a player run economy, where the players choose what they want to sell. You can sell certain items to the server, however if you want to buy items you must buy from other players. This is to ensure a functioning economy, with fluctuating prices depending on supply and demand. You can purchase items from the auction house, or from the marketplace!Ranks:There are plenty of ranks to progress through which are bought using in game money. These ranks will provide you with unique perks, and boosts that will help you along your survival journey!Jobs:One of the most exciting features on JozMC is the jobs plugin. This plugin allows you to join jobs, and earn money doing things you love! The jobs are all level based and can be improved as you perform the tasks.Server ApplicationThe server is not whitelisted, however if you want to kick start your experience, fill out the application form below, reply to this thread and receive $5000 In game cash!

1-Minecraft Username:2-Do you have Discord?3-Have you joined our server discord?4-What do you find most interesting about our server?

play.jozmc.com

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New Server IP
HelHosting Network

Dungeons, Fun, LifeSteal, Lifestealserver, Lifestealsmp, Quests, Survival, Texturepack, Unique, Unqiueexperience

LifeSteal, Survival RPG (SOON)

Welcome to HelHosting Network Minecraft Server, where adventure awaits at every turn! Immerse yourself in a world filled with thrilling dungeons, a custom texture pack, in-game custom sounds, and a vibrant community of passionate players.

Embark on epic quests and conquer challenging dungeons designed exclusively for our server. Explore treacherous depths, solve intricate puzzles, and battle formidable bosses to claim valuable treasures and unlock new abilities. Our dungeons offer a unique and immersive experience that will keep you engaged and excited for hours on end.

Experience Minecraft like never before with our carefully crafted custom texture pack. Immerse yourself in a visually stunning environment that enhances the beauty and atmosphere of the game. Every block, item, and creature has been meticulously designed to create a truly captivating experience that sets our server apart.

Prepare to be amazed by our in-game custom sounds that bring every moment to life. From the rustling of leaves in the wind to the echoing roars of fearsome monsters, our custom sounds add depth and realism to your gameplay, enhancing your immersion in our world.

But it’s not just about the features; it’s about the community that makes Lifesteal truly special. Join a passionate and friendly community of dedicated players who share a love for adventure and camaraderie. Forge new friendships, form alliances, and engage in lively conversations as you embark on thrilling quests together. Our community is welcoming and supportive, ensuring that every player feels at home and valued.

Whether you are a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Lifesteal Minecraft Server offers an unparalleled experience that will captivate your imagination and keep you coming back for more. Join us today and embark on an unforgettable journey filled with excitement, challenges, and the thrill of discovery. The adventure awaits!

play.helhosting.com

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New Server IP
Lost Cities MC

We are a server that is up and coming in survival. We are friendly and have a great staff of Admins/Mods. The server is griefer proof by using the plugin Big Brother. Flying and other mods are not allowed on our server. We like to celebrate a lot and have great times with new people. We always have fun contests with great prizes. Donating is appreciated and rewarded on our server. You can donate through PayPal. To see full information about donating visit our website! lostcities.pbworks.com We would love to have you join our community of friends in the adventures or survival on Minecraft! Like us on facebook to get ten diamonds! Recommend this page to get 3 diamonds and leave a comment with your username!

lostcitiesmc.zapto.org

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New Server IP
[1.20.2] The CraftXp Network: mine.craftxp.net

Adventure, amazing, best, BUILD, Craft, Creative, Experience, Explore, Fight, Friend, Friends, Fun, Landclaim, Map, Minecraft, Npc, Npcs, Playershops, Protection, PvP, Quest, Questing, Quests, Ranks, Realms, Server, Shop, Shops, smp, Spawn, Survival, SURVIVE
[✵CraftXp Network✵]

The CraftXp Network is a small Minecraft server that focuses on core elements of friendly SMP with light quest and exploration themes. We use plugins to highlight and enhance the vanilla-esque play style.

Our Survival server features include, but are not limited to:
Our ranking system drives players to complete more of the minecraft advancements, acting as an extra level of challenge for Minecraft veterans, and a guide for new players!

(All ranks must be earned IN GAME – NO PAY TO WIN RANKS OR KITS)

Rank up to earn in game perks such as:
Bring on your friends, add members to your land protection, and work your way up to earn the coveted title of HERO as you build your own empire here on CraftXp!

Our server has a developing Adventure hub world full of shops and NPC’s where we will be adding content for players to explore and enjoy in an adventure type play style. It is there we will also host events, provide access to quests, and special Realms.

Test out your build ideas or just flex on other players with your building skills on our Creative super flat world! As players rank up, they will unlock more creative server plots to build on and protect!

We also have a small Discord community (linked below). Link your discord account to your Minecraft account to get your in game rank reflected on Discord. We also have Discord-Minecraft chat, so players can chat while offline. Linked players can also utilize Discord proximity voice chat in game!

Our Discord: Click Here

Our Youtube Channel: Click Here

Our Twitter: @CraftXpNetwork

Our Instagram: @CraftXpNetwork

Our Website: https://www.craftxp.net

Thank you, and we hope you enjoy your stay on The CraftXp Network!– CraftXp, Ival70, Otterer (The Devs).
mine.craftxp.net
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New Server IP
[SteeltonMC] Hard – Sandbox – Survival

Auctions, Bank, Bluemap, Claims, Discordsrv, Dynmap, Economy, Essentialsx, HARD, Headdb, Homes, Lands, MCMMO, Nohub, Playerwarps, Pyrofishing, Pyromining, Semivanilla, Simple, smp, Survival, Wirelesshoppers, Wirelessredstone

Features at a glance:

*Hard Difficulty*Survival*No P2W*No Hub*Economy + Auction House + Bank*McMMO / Fishing / Mining Overhaul*Family Friendly / Mature*Player Warps*Claims / Towns*HeadDatabase*Wireless Hoppers*Simple Ranks*3D World Map*Discord Integration

Welcome to SteeltonMC. This server is founded by myself, Classic. This server is an attempt to provide a free, enjoyable, and reliable gaming environment for people of any demographic.

The server is set on Hard Difficulty. We have a curated selection of premium Plugins to make everyone’s stay here more enjoyable. All our plugins are extensively configured and formatted to create a more stable atmosphere. You are not bombarded with flashing colors, weird whacky ranks with symbols, or otherwise off-putting eye cancer.

Our server does not have a “Central Hub”. There is no Skyblock, Prison, or other game-altering separate variations. Everyone on our server is enjoying themselves, interacting with the community, or keeping to themselves in peaceful solace while exploring the lands.

Our server comes equipped with a single /Spawn which will be the heart of our server. We encourage all our users to help shape the future of SteeltonMC for yourself, and many others to enjoy. Included at this Spawn will be a handful of NPCs. You may interact with these non-player characters, they may have something interesting to say, or service to provide.

The Plugins I was referring to earlier would be too much to explain here, so a recap would be the following. “You may buy and sell items at a central server Auction House. You may walk and deposit items, money, and EXP at the SteeltonMC Central Bank. Ability to create Server Warps for everyone (or no one) to use! Mining and Fishing have received a completed and revolutionary overhaul with gems, fossils, upgrades, and more! A popular MMO Skills plugin to level up a myriad of other abilities. View a live 3D Map Rendering of our world, visit your builds, or explore the land from a bird’s eye view. Upgradeable “Wireless Hoppers” to keep yourself busy, why not turn this into Factorio? Ability to buy directly from the HeadDB Database, and decorate your world with fitting assets or funny memes. This list goes on and on, we are careful to be selective and only use the highest quality plugins, constantly updating.

That will bring us to our next topic, the Economy. Now, those wonderful features do usually come at a cost, as an incentive, and create a positive gameplay loop. It is not difficult to sustain, and making players grind or limit you is not one of our goals. You earn money by playing the game. Fishing, Mining, Quests, Etc. You will naturally progress as time goes on.

Our team would be happy to have you join us, and we hope you do.-Steelton Staff

Discord: https://discord.gg/4dAmQ42G7t

Hard Semi-VanillaMinecraft Survival Server1.20 SMPSteelton Minecraft..

Play.SteeltonMC.com

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New Server IP
PitCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

NEW RELEASE – January 4th, 2014, come JOIN us for PITCRAFT 2.0 Features: Dedicated 24/7 – PVP – Bukkit – Survival – MobArena – Spleef – Economy – Hunger Games – Factions – Perks – Classes – Parkour – Multiverse – LWC – No Whitelist- No Lag- MCMMO-Creative-Casino Adding more base on community Suggestions. Our server is a on going project of things to do!

Rules: No chat spam (24hour mute for spam) No griefing in Lobby World No ALL CAPS No advertising No hacks, cheats No frames Be mature and respectful No asking for mod/gm/sponsor/admin/fly No abusing admins *If you find any evidence of a staff member abusing report it ASAP to lycanloki on our site http://www.pitcraft.enjin.com/

mc.pitcraft.net

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New Server IP
winter verse

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to “Winter Verse” – a unique minecraft server that will introduce you to a magical and magnificent world like no other. Here is a compelling description inviting you to join: Welcome to the cold and magical world: “Winter Verse” is a minecraft server that offers you a unique experience in a diverse and personalized environment. The server is equipped with a spectacular graphic design that will feed your eyes and offer a world with a unique winter atmosphere. Planning and building: In “Winter Verse” we de-emphasize the building experience. With a wide variety of blocks and resources, you will be able to create forever. We will be happy to receive your high-quality construction and present it at various events and competitions. Community and friends: At “Winter Verse” we have a friendly and active community. We can guarantee you quick and efficient help from the team and the other players. You can collaborate with other players in joint projects, fight monsters together, and create friendships that will burn on and off the server.

Winterverse.mcpe.network:2273

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New Server IP
Kingscraft PH

Artmap, Bedwars, Bestserver, Creative, Factions, Filipino, Minigames, Philippines, Skyblock, Survival, Unique
Welcome To Kingscraft PH!

Kingscraft is a server that gives you premium quality gameplay, we have a friendly community that welcomes you warmly. We also have an active staff team that will guide and help you in your journey. Kingscraft is one of the most voted server in South East Asia, we have tons of game modes that you can choose from.

Start your journey in Kingscraft!

Join now!

Available Gamemodes
Important Links

> Visit our website> Join our discord> Visit our store!
play.kings-craft.com
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New Server IP
Cherry Block

Adventure, Anime, Cherryblock, Economy, Friendly, mmo, RPG, smp, Ssv, Super, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival

🌸✨ Welcome to the enchanting world of Cherry Block! ✨🌸

🍒 Minecraft Version 1.20.2 🍒

Step into Cherry Block, where a blossoming Vanilla Survival server awaits you, surrounded by a warm and accepting community. We’re eagerly seeking friendly individuals to join us and bask in the joys of Minecraft together.

🌟 Immerse yourself in the realm of survival as you journey through the server, forging bonds and creating unforgettable memories. Let’s embark on an extraordinary adventure together and make every moment count! 🌟

🎮 Not just limited to Minecraft Java Edition, you can also experience the magic of Cherry Block on Minecraft Bedrock Edition! 🎮

💎 Server Details: 💎🌍 Name: Cherry Block🔌 IP: cherryblock.org🔢 Port: 25565

🌟 Join our vibrant Discord community, where friendships blossom and excitement thrives! 🌟💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/cherrynetwork

Come, join us in the realm of Cherry Block, where dreams take shape and friendships bloom like beautiful cherry blossoms! 🌸🌸

cherryblock.org

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New Server IP
Flare MC

Factions, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Flare MC is a Cracked Minecraft server! Open to casual and cracked players. Our server’s player base has been growing intermittently since its first release, with users from all over the world playing our amazing game modes and enjoying time here with our beloved community.

play.flarehosting.eu

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