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Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragons Tamed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

PasswordPirateBay

account sharing, ad-free, bills, brother, CANCELLATION, Communication, Conflict, Dilemma, Fairness, family, monthly fee, Netflix, password sharing, PasswordPirateBay, payment, Principle, sibling, sister-in-law, streaming ban, Streaming Service, user added

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7906
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of sharing your Netflix password with your brother and his entire extended family? Join our Minecraft server instead! We promise not to cancel your account out of nowhere like some people we know.

Our server is full of epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your streaming woes. Plus, we have a strict ‘no password sharing’ policy, so you can rest easy knowing your account is safe with us.

Forget about paying extra fees for streaming services, join our server and let the fun begin. Who needs Netflix when you have a whole world of blocky goodness waiting for you? Join now and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, of course.

NightOwlTalks Minecraft SMP

Deep dive discussions, Detailed dialogues, Elaborate conversations, Endless debates, Engaging topics, Enthusiastic conversations, Exhaustive debates, Extensive talks, Fascinating subjects, Favorite interests, In-depth conversations, intellectual debates, Intriguing subjects, Late night chats, Long-winded discussions, Minecraft, Never-ending conversations, NightOwlTalks, Passionate discussions, Prolonged discussions., smp, specific interests, Thought-provoking topics

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Emeralds Found:	3277	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to debate the age-old question of whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give hugs! Our server is filled with players who are passionate about discussing the deep lore of Minecraft mobs and the intricate relationships between Steve and his animal companions. Plus, rumor has it that our secret underground base is actually a portal to the Nether, where you can mine diamonds while dodging fireballs from angry pigmen. So if you’re ready to dive into the wacky world of Minecraft conspiracy theories and embark on epic adventures with fellow players, come join us!

MineMindShift

adaptation, BELIEF, CHANGE, conviction, critical thinking, Evolution, flexibility, growth, introspection, mindset, MineMindShift, open-minded, paradigm shift., personal development, perspective, reconsideration, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, transformation

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5323	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where pigs don’t fly and diamonds don’t rain from the sky? Well, on our Minecraft server, all your wildest dreams can come true! We’ve got a secret potion that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the Minecraft universe. Join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even start believing that creepers are just misunderstood cuddle bugs. So come on down and join us for a wild ride of mind-bending fun!

Secrets4Diamonds Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Enchantments Applied:	131	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	9874	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

so like, imagine a minecraft server where u can trade secrets with china like this US soldier dude did lol. but don’t worry, we won’t get u in trouble with the feds, we just want u to have a good time playing minecraft. join our server for the thrill of espionage and building epic bases with your new chinese pals. who knows, maybe u’ll uncover some top secret recipes for panda express while u’re at it. come join us for a spy-tacular time!

KurskKaboom: Don’t Panic, Just Mine!

Conflict, Conspiracy, cover up, Deception, Defense, dont, eastern europe, Government, information warfare, intelligence, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, Military operations, military strategy, Panic, Politics, Russian lawmaker, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7785	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Love Letters Sent:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit, even da russian lawmakerz b talkin bout it! dey say dat da military knew ukraine wuz gonna hit kursk, but dey wuz all like ‘nah, don’t panic, we got dis’ cuz dey know wut dey doin. so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans and epic adventures, join dis server now! trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like fun and awesomeness, den u can just go play wif da sheep or sumthing. but if u wanna be part of da coolest crew in minecraft, den join us now! da russian lawmakerz approve dis message, so u know it’s gotta be good!

NeglectCraft: The Forgotten Miners

Abuse, adverse experiences, behavioral problems, childhood maltreatment, childhood trauma, cognitive difficulties, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, emotional well being, Forgotten, long-term effects, mental health, miners, neglect, NeglectCraft, neglectful caregivers, neglectful parenting, neurological development, new research, psychological impact, STUDIES, Trauma, underestimated

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, bro! like, we got crazy stuff happenin’ all the time, like, did you know that if you join our server, you’ll actually become a wizard in real life? like, no joke, you’ll be casting spells and flying on broomsticks and stuff.

And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.

So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

SimplexCraft

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, Exploration, Gaming, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Server, Skills, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	992	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Towns Built:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Server Release We are delighted to announce the release of SimplexCraft. With a survival experience like no other, custom enchantments, star levels, free ranks, progressive skills and much more.

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Kayabas SMP

Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Friends, Kayabas, Minecraft, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Farms Harvested:	578
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Join our Vanilla SMP Minecraft server! Experience survival, build with friends, and enjoy a friendly community.

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CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Votes:	3057	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Magic Items Found:	6735

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the best builder in all the land. Legend has it they built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and had a pet dragon that breathed fire made of TNT. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. We’re talking players riding pigs into battle while wearing full diamond armor and wielding enchanted golden carrots as weapons. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin!

4chanPokeverseRP Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	108
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Welcome to our absolutely chaotic Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got giant metal snakes coming at you left and right, so watch out or you might just get squished!

Join us for some wild adventures in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread where you can interact with Pokemon in ways you never thought possible. Need some cash for bus fare? No worries, just ask around and someone will help you out, because we’re all about supporting our fellow players in this crazy world.

Don’t worry about any questionable activities with Pokemon, just talk it out and everything will be fine. And if you’re looking for some spicy content, we’ve got separate threads for straight and gay pokephilia, so you can get your fix without judgment.

So come on and join us for some outrageous fun and unforgettable moments in this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.