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MorningMobsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7490
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Votes:	6142
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18

Waking up and realizing you’re not on our epic Minecraft SMP server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing bandits, and a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats (yes, really). Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate block-building master and conquer our crazy challenges like building a rollercoaster out of obsidian or creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig. Trust us, your day will never be the same once you join our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

GraveyardGamerz

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Alien Abductions:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe! Join us and you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off in no time.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Elvis Presley himself! That’s right, the King of Rock and Roll is alive and well in Minecraft, and he’s throwing the party of the century. You won’t want to miss out on shaking your pixelated booty with Elvis!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure hunt where players can search for the legendary diamond-encrusted golden pickaxe of a famous pirate who sailed the Minecraft seas. Rumor has it that whoever finds this pickaxe will be granted three wishes by a magical Minecraft genie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be prepared for the wildest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GazaGriefCraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6082	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well join our server and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life! we got zombies, creepers, and even villagers that will trade u anything for emeralds!

u think ur tough? well on our server, u gotta fight ur way through massive protests in israel after six hostages were killed in gaza! u gotta use ur crafting skills to build barricades and protect ur base from angry mobs!

but don’t worry, we also have epic loot and hidden treasures waiting for u to discover! join now and become the ultimate survivor in this wild and wacky world of minecraft!

What is the IP for Dawko Minecraft Server?

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Dawko is a popular YouTube content creator known for his gaming videos, particularly those focusing on the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise. With a dedicated fan base and over a million subscribers, Dawko is recognized for his entertaining commentary and gameplay. His passion for gaming and connecting with his audience has made him a prominent figure in the gaming community.

The Not-So-Semi-Spicy Boring SMP – No Spice Added, Just Boredom!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Votes:	4081	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Overview:

Feature	Description
Land claiming	To keep your house safe
Shops	Powered by a diamond economy
Regular events	For the community
Warp stones	Teleport back home
Bucketable entities	To save you pain
Crafting tweaks	Many tweaks for an enjoyable experience

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join us at `boringsmp.1e99.eu` or on Discord
Is there a cost to joining the server?	No, the server is free to join
Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing and trolling to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players
Can I create my own shops on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to create their own shops using the diamond economy system

AutisticCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16

Are you tired of dealing with autists and retards in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is a safe haven from those pesky individuals! Join us and escape the irrational and childish behavior of autists and retards.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about automated responses or one-sided arguments. We pride ourselves on creating a community where everyone can express their opinions without fear of being attacked by aspies or retards.

So why join our server? Because we guarantee a retard-free environment where you can finally enjoy playing Minecraft without the drama. Don’t let those pesky autists ruin your gaming experience – come join us and leave the negativity behind!

CraftyCreeper68796669 – Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magic Items Found:	5399	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild world where the sheep are rainbow-colored, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that hatches into a baby dragon!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of ninja pigs. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to venture into their domain, but the rewards are totally worth it – enchanted weapons, rare artifacts, and even a pet panda that shoots laser beams from its eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CreeperCupid’sCrushCatastrophe

autism, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CreeperCupidsCrushCatastrophe, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, friendship, Girlfriend, high school, misunderstandings, neurodiversity, parenting, relationships, Schoolwork, Social Skills, special education, teenage drama, teenage emotions, teenager

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9311
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Magic Items Found:	1866
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of high school relationships without any of the awkwardness!

Join now to witness the epic saga of Caleb, Kelsey, and the mysterious boyfriend who’s causing all the drama. Will Caleb win back Kelsey’s heart? Will Kelsey’s boyfriend ever understand why Caleb is so upset? Will Kelsey’s parents ever forgive the server admin for ruining their daughter’s friendship?

With more plot twists than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, who needs schoolwork when you can dive headfirst into the world of teenage romance and betrayal?

Join now and prepare for a wild ride that’s crazier than anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

ExpensiveCraft SMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Sick of villagers charging you an arm and a leg for basic supplies? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where everything is so cheap it’s practically free!

Join us and experience a world where iron golems moonlight as DJs at the local club, creepers have taken up knitting as a hobby, and the Ender Dragon has a side hustle selling potions on the black market.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Racing League, where players compete in high-speed races on the backs of their trusty chicken steeds. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances at our weekly dance parties.

So why waste your time on boring, expensive servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild world? Join us today and see for yourself why everyone is flocking to our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

MineCraftNoobsRUs

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Are you tired of dealing with incompetent people in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your incompetent coworkers behind. Our server is filled with skilled players who know how to get things done efficiently and effectively. Say goodbye to frustrating teamwork and hello to smooth sailing with our amazing community.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, there is a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold beyond your wildest dreams. Only the most skilled players can find it and claim its treasures. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden gem?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave incompetence in the dust. Who knows, you might just find yourself on a wild adventure filled with riches and glory.