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StruggleCraft – Love Edition

avoidance behavior, communication breakdown, couples therapy, Edition, emotional disconnect, Emotional distance, hidden struggles, lack of intimacy, love, mental health, overlooked signs, partnership challenges, Relationship Counseling, relationship issues, Relationship Red Flags, signs of distress., signs of struggle, silent suffering, StruggleCraft, struggling partner, unaddressed issues, unrecognized distress, unspoken problems

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	366
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Votes:	9067

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your partner just stands there watching? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that because we have a strict “no freeloading” policy! Join us and watch as your partner finally starts pulling their weight in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, which has been known to turn even the most stubborn players into hopeless romantics. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate while exploring our pixelated world.

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying that playing Minecraft with your partner has never been more… interesting.

UsinskCraft: Fire & Fury

breaking news, Damage, Disaster, emergency, environmental impact, explosion, explosion news, Fire, fury, Incident, industrial accident, investigation, Major, Oil Refinery, refinery explosion, Reports, russia, Russia explosion, Safety, Usinsk, Usinsk fire, UsinskCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5487
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

OMG u guys, have u heard about the EPIC server where u can set off CRAZY explosions like an oil refinery in Russia??! 😱🔥🚀 Join us for some FIRE action and watch the world BURN in a blaze of glory! Who needs boring old mining and crafting when u can blow stuff up instead?! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself started the fire just to lure players to our server. So come on over and let’s light up the night sky together! 💥🔥🌌 #ExplosiveFun #HerobrineApproved #JoinUsNow

MoralityCraft: Election Edition

Behavior, court cases, Decision making, Edition, election, elections, Ethics, Governance, health, Implications, law, Moral values, MoralityCraft, Politics, Psychology, public policy, research, seasonality, Social Sciences, society, Timing, UBC study, VALUES

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Dimension Hops:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Towns Built:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mines Excavated:	2687	Holy Grails Found:	2

So, like, this server be like a rollercoaster ride for your soul, man. We got seasons of moral values going on, like, whoa dude. It’s like one day you’re all about helping your neighbor and the next day you’re stealing their diamonds in the virtual world. It’s a wild ride, bro.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing if you’re gonna be a saint or a sinner on any given day. Plus, imagine the chaos in the virtual court cases and elections we’ll have. It’s gonna be a riot, man.

So, like, come join us on this crazy journey of moral ambiguity and see where the seasons take you. It’s gonna be a trip, dude.

MEDUSACRAFT SMP | UNIQUE ECONOMY & SURVIVAL | STAFF NEEDED!

Crate rewards, Discord, Earth, Economy, free to play, Grief Protection, MedusaCraft, Minecraft, Needed, pay to win, player-driven economy, PvE, PvP, server ip, smp, Staff, Store, Survival, Towny, Unique, vote ranks

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ores Mined:	1320	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

MedusaCraft | Information

MedusaCraft is a small friendly survival server that aims to provide your classic minecraft survival experience. The server offers a player-driven economy, which gives everyone a chance to buy/sell items independently.For extra comfort and safety of our players we offer grief protection so our players can protect their builds, homes and land.We are not a pay to win server. We offer a free to play experience for everyone with vote ranks, extra perks, amazing crate rewards that can all be obtained with votes and in-game currency.

Important Info

Server IP – play.medusacraft.orgDiscord Link – https://discord.gg/tCxEfrkD3RStore – http://store.medusacraft.org/

pmc.medusacraft.org

ExoriaSMP: Where even the creepers are asking for a raise 13+

BetterRTP, Clearlag, CMILib, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Discordsrv, Essentials, ExoriaSMP, guard, Jobs, luckperms, Minecraft, Plugins, raise, rules, Shop, SimplePortals, smp, Survival, Tab, Tpa, VAULT, Worldedit

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

ExoriaSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21
Keep Inventory	On
Difficulty	Normal
IP	ExoriaSMP.serv.gs

Features:

Website
Community
Fully in-house operated server
Discord bridge

Rules:

Don’t be racist
No hacking
Change your nickname to be your Minecraft IGN
No NSFW content
No speedrunning
No spamming
No combat log
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense
Be honest

Guiding Principle:

Moderation should be the last resort, and not the first.

Plugins Used:

Plugin Name
BetterRTP
Clearlag modified
CMILib
DiscordSRV
Essentials
Jobs
Shop
Luckperms
SimplePortals
Tpa
TAB
Vault
WorldEdit + Guard

Join the Server:

If you want to join, click Here

PurrfectCraft Minecraft Server

adorable, cat, cat lover, Country, countryside, cute, domestic animal, domesticated, Feline, four-legged friend, für, mammal, meow, Minecraft, pet, pet owner, purr, PurrfectCraft, Rural, rural living, Server, Tail, Whiskers

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9188
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Animals Bred:	33	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where cats rule the land? Well, look no further because on our server, cats are banned! That’s right, no more pesky felines stealing your loot or knocking over your precious redstone creations. Join us and experience a world where dogs reign supreme and creepers are actually friendly! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

CuckCraft, cucks, ending, ever, fucking, happier, Happy, Hero, just, Kek, KWAB, Like.., long tail, love, NothingMakesMeHappier, One, Seeing.., Shit, smp, tags, worst endings, you

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Villages Defended:	20	Animals Bred:	91
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!

SchoolDramaBeGone Minecraft Server

child safety, Communication, compassion, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family dynamics, Family Values, financial struggles, Hunger, lunchtime, Minecraft, parental roles, parenting, principal meeting, school district, school lunches, SchoolDramaBeGone, Server, teacher involvement, theft, theft prevention, Understanding

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
New Chunks Explored:	31880	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value sharing and caring for one another’s virtual lunches! 🍔🍎

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Join us and meet a community of players who understand the importance of a good meal, even in pixelated form! Our server is filled with players who are willing to pack an extra lunch for those in need, just like the dad in this story who packs two lunches for his daughter to share. 🥪

👩‍⚕️ Need a break from the hustle and bustle of everyday life? Our server is the perfect escape, just like the nurse mom who works night shifts and needs a little pick-me-up during the day. 💤

🏫 Explore our virtual world and discover the joys of teamwork and empathy, just like the dad who believes in helping others in need, even if it means sacrificing a lunch or two. 🤝

💥 So come on over and join our server, where the only stealing happening is players stealing hearts with their generosity and kindness! 💖 Who needs diamonds when you can have a community like this? 💎✨

BoomerCraft Dreamz

BoomerCraft, Boundaries, budgeting, career, dementia, dreamz, education, family, finance, forgiveness, frugality, Guilt, Inheritance, investing, last wish, MILLIONAIRE, parents, relationships, retirement dream, stock market, success, University

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Towns Built:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this crazy family story? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! 🌟

🤯 Imagine a world where your parents disappear, only to come back begging for money to fund their retirement cruise spree! Will you help them out or stand your ground like a boss? The choice is yours on our server! 🤑

😂 Play with other players who have equally insane stories to share, from unexpected encounters at the grocery store to family drama that rivals a soap opera! You’ll never have a dull moment on our server! 🤪

💰 And hey, who knows? Maybe you’ll become a Minecraft millionaire just like our OP became a real-life millionaire! The possibilities are endless on our server, where anything can happen! 💸

Join now for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as this Reddit post turned Minecraft server description! Don’t miss out on the fun – see you in-game! 🎮✨

PutinCraft: Spreading Russian Values Abroad

cultural heritage, cultural values, Diplomacy, Ethical principles, foreign policy, global outreach, government program, international promotion, international relations, Kremlin, Moral values, national identity, overseas promotion, PutinCraft, Russian, russian culture, russian president, spiritual values, Spreading, traditional beliefs, traditional values, Traditionalism, VALUES, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	155
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6936
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4

come join our minecraft server where we promote traditional russian spiritual and moral values just like vladimir putin wants!!! build a church, pray to the minecraft gods, and spread love and peace in the virtual world!!! putin himself will log on to check on your progress and maybe even give you a virtual high five!!! who needs real life when you can live out your russian dreams in minecraft??? join now and become a true russian warrior!!! da da da!!!