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Crafty Cutfags Beware: We Speak Minecraft

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where only the coolest players survive! Cutfags will never understand the sheer awesomeness of our server, where the blocks are lit and the mobs are savage.

Join us if you dare to face off against the legendary Ender Dragon riding a unicorn while wearing a banana suit. Our server is so EPIC that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and the most elusive emeralds. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember, cutfags need not apply!

NaziCraft: Where Germans Build, But Please Don’t Ask About Nazis

America, BUILD, culture, discrimination, dont, fascism, Germans, hate, History, Identity, international relations, Legacy, Memory, nationalism, NaziCraft, Nazis, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, Remembrance, society, Stereotypes, War, world war II

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero Nazis allowed! Why worry about fighting Nazis when you can join our server and build epic structures with your friends instead? Plus, did you know that on our server, all players are required to wear lederhosen at all times? It’s just how we roll!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base where we hoard all the best loot. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure room, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of bratwurst and sauerkraut. Who needs Nazis when you have delicious German food, am I right?

So come join us on our server and leave those pesky Nazis in the past where they belong. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory together! Prost! 🍻

Crafty McCraftface – The Land of LOLs

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is Bau Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our upcoming stream involves a battle between a giant chicken and a tiny zombie riding a pig! You don’t want to miss it! – In our previous stream, we discovered a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and talking llamas. True story! – Our debut on this server was so epic, the Ender Dragon bowed down to us in respect. – Check out our YouTube channel for tutorials on how to build a castle out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. – Our schedule is so jam-packed with fun events, even Herobrine wants to join the party. – Want some unarchived content? We’ve got Twitter spaces where we discuss the mysteries of the Minecraft universe and karaoke nights where we sing Creeper-themed songs. – Need some merch to show off your love for our server? We’ve got you covered with Fuwawa and Mococo themed goodies. – And don’t forget to check out our /baubau/ section for some spicy content, like Baubau sings, NSFW builds, and a list of VNs and anime that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

WokifyCraft: Dive into the LOLs!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we have taken the art of diving to a whole new level! Forget about boring old diving games, because on our server, you can dive into a pool of FLAMING LAVA and emerge unscathed like a boss.

Join us and experience the thrill of diving into a pool filled with EXPLODING CREEPERS – talk about a real adrenaline rush! And if you’re feeling extra brave, try diving into a pool of RAINBOW SLIME and see what magical powers you gain.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary DERPY LLAMA who will guide you on quests to find hidden treasures and secret dungeons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the MYTHICAL DIAMOND PICKAXE OF DOOM that grants you the power to mine through anything with ease.

So why wait? Join our server now and dive into a world of madness and mayhem like never before! Who knew diving could be this INSANE?

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: No Meddling Jews Allowed!

Allowed, anti-semitism, Bigotry, Chud, Conspiracy, controversial, Country, Crafty, creeper, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, Hate Speech, intolerance, Jews, Kingdom, meddling, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, Russian, Shill, Social Issues, Xenophobia

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from pesky jews and become a true Russian shill! 🇷🇺 Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave player joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, there were also evil jews trying to steal all the treasure! 🧟‍♂️

But fear not, on our server, you can team up with fellow Russian shills and take down those pesky jews once and for all! With EPIC battles and thrilling adventures around every corner, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those chuds who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! 💪🏼

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/fng/ – Fortnite Fails’

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Myths and Mortals in Chapter 5 Season 2!

Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit – because who doesn’t want to look fabulous while building in Minecraft?

Track your stats and climb the leaderboards like a Minecraft pro on fortnitetracker.com and fortnite.gg/stats.

Check out our current store rotation on fortnite.gg/shop and tackle interactive challenges on fortnite.gg.

Join the mission alerts for StW on freethevbucks.com/timed-missions/ and level up at a pace that will make your Minecraft enemies jealous on fortnitexp.net/.

In Battle Royale news, bend water, earth, fire, and air in Fortnite BR’s “Elements” – because who needs regular elements when you can have Minecraft elements?

Stay updated on new and upcoming Fortnite shop and locker changes on fortnite.com/news/new-and-upcoming-fortnite-shop-and-locker-changes?lang=en-US.

Save the world in v29.10 Apr 4 Hotfix Homebase Status Report – survive the horde and show them who’s boss in Minecraft!

Get ready for two weekends of Coachella 2024 in Fortnite – because music festivals in Minecraft are the best kind of festivals!

Light up the night in Rocket Racing Neon Rush and unlock your talent features Lady Gaga in Fortnite Festival Season 2 – because who knew Lady Gaga was a Minecraft fan?

Don’t miss out on Fortnite Crew April – Ares, because who wouldn’t want to be a part of an epic crew in Minecraft?

Previous players have had a blast, so why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

MommyIssuesCraft

endearing, gf, manchild, mommy issues, MommyIssuesCraft, QT, tfw

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of endless possibilities and adventure!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens and riding on unicorn pigs across the rainbow plains.

Our server is so awesome that even players without a girlfriend will find their mommy issues adorable and charming. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

So come on and join us, because on our server, being a manchild is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Let’s build some epic pixel art and have a blast together. See you in the world of Minecraft!

Mod Drama Mine: Where Mods Work Hard and Players Complain Harder

appreciation, Backlash, Community, Complain, Conflict, criticism, Dedication, Drama, fair mods, forum, HARD, hard work, hard-working, Harder, hate, internet, jannies, misunderstanding, mod, Moderators, Mods, online behavior, Players, Respect, Support, Toxicity, UNFAIR, work

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Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where the mods and jannies are as rare as diamonds in the game! But don’t worry, they’re not just rare, they’re also hard working and fair – which is why everyone hates them so much! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly trolled by our mischievous staff members who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Pixel Pals: Taco Tuesdays & Spanish Senoritas

CHICAS, chicas espanolas, espanolas, PALS, PIXEL, Senoritas, Spanish, taco, Tuesdays

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chicas espanolas rule the land! Join us for a wild adventure filled with paella parties, flamenco dance-offs, and siesta breaks in our luxurious virtual world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave player stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of friendly chicas espanolas who taught him how to build the most epic sangria fountain you’ve ever seen. From that day on, he never wanted to leave!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas dressed in traditional Spanish attire, explore ancient tapas caves filled with hidden treasures, and even challenge the legendary matador boss to a duel.

So what are you waiting for? Join our chicas espanolas Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. ¡Vamos!

NorwegianNoobs Minecraft – Where Even Boring Norwegians Can Have Fun!

Boring, comedy, Communication, Conan, Cultural differences, culture, Entertainment, Fun, humor, introverted, material, Minecraft, Nords, NorwegianNoobs, norwegians, Perception, Personality, Reserved, Scandinavia, social norms, Stereotypes, talk show, television

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never be bored like those boring Norwegians! Join us and experience a world where things just flow like nowhere else.

Are you tired of bland Nordic personalities? Well, on our server, you’ll encounter outrageously entertaining players from all over the world who will keep you laughing and having a great time!

Join now and discover why our server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft players who want to escape the boring and embrace the absurdly awesome!

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Crops Grown:	8579
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7156
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Towns Built:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Zombie Dances:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	246
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Secret Passages Found:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Innovative Cobrapost Minecraft Servers

Crafty Cutfags Beware: We Speak Minecraft

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NaziCraft: Where Germans Build, But Please Don’t Ask About Nazis

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Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/fng/ – Fortnite Fails’

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MommyIssuesCraft

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Mod Drama Mine: Where Mods Work Hard and Players Complain Harder

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Pixel Pals: Taco Tuesdays & Spanish Senoritas

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ores Mined:	5942	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Secret Passages Found:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5