Cobra patch Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ChristeningChaos

Boyfriend, CANDLES, ceremony, christening, ChristeningChaos, emotions, family, Formula, godmother, godparents, hurt, hurt feelings, Labor, leaving early, MIL, Niece, OFFENDED, Pregnancy, reaction, reception, sister

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3011
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Mines Excavated:	3200	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like the ultimate godparent you are! If you’ve ever been snubbed at a christening like our player here, fear not – on our server, you’ll be the top godparent in town!

Join us and experience the thrill of being the most important person in your niece’s life (even if she’s just a pixelated block)! Build the ultimate christening venue, craft custom invitations, and hire virtual caterers to celebrate your niece’s big day.

And if anyone dares to snub you on our server, don’t worry – we’ll make sure they’re banished to the far corners of the Minecraft world, where they can reflect on their poor choices. So come join us and show the world what a true godparent looks like – in the virtual realm, at least!

CraftyCringe

changing behaviors, CraftyCringe, cringeworthy actions, cringeworthy habits, cultural embarrassments, cultural practices, cultural shifts, embarrassing habits, embarrassing rituals, embarrassing trends, evolving norms, future embarrassment, future regrets, future shame, modern embarrassments, outdated behaviors, outdated customs, social faux pas, societal changes, societal evolution, societal norms

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	8408
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Items Found:	1266
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Star Shards Collected:	284	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being embarrassed in 50 years because you’ll be too busy laughing at all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server!

Imagine this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens wear top hats, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. It’s like a wacky cartoon come to life!

But that’s not all – we have epic quests where you can ride on the back of a giant squid to battle a horde of zombie villagers, or team up with a pack of friendly wolves to take down an army of evil skeletons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe in 50 years, people will be embarrassed they weren’t a part of it sooner!

CraftyCommieKOsPutin

Attack, CASUALTIES, Commander, Conflict, CraftyCommieKOsPutin, deadly, eastern europe, escalation, injured, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Kharkiv Oblast, Military, Reports, russia ukraine, Russian, Tensions, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	3226
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	149
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where russian commanders get injured in russia but still manage to play minecraft with us. we have ukrainian intelligence reporting on all the crazy battles and attacks happening in our server. join now to witness the chaos and be a part of the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll even get injured in russia too!

Test Result Trouble Server

Access, April 2021, Clarity, Communication, confusion, DOCTORS, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hospitals, INFORMATION, law, legislation, Medical, patient empowerment, Patients, Recommendations, result.., Server, standard reports, test, test results, Trouble, Understanding, worry

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Emeralds Found:	9003
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mines Excavated:	2508	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Farms Harvested:	321
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can access ur test results before ur doctor even sees them! u can be ahead of the game and confuse urself with all the medical jargon, increasing ur stress levels to the max! who needs doctors when u have minecraft, amirite? scientists recommend our server for the most standard reports…whatever that means. so come on down and join the chaos, cuz who needs logic when u have minecraft!

Classic Prison

{Bedrock IP}, activities, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, classic, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Easy Progression, Features, Guards, Ip:, non-op, non-p2w, og, PORT, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, Version, Website

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Server Information

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.

Q: What kind of events can players participate in?

A: Players can participate in PvP events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Q: Are there any in-game rewards for fishing?

A: Yes, players can unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.

Q: Are there any plans to add Guards to the server?

A: Yes, Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Island Explorers Guild 1.20.4

1.20.4, abortion clinics, antidepressants, atheism, Christianity, critical race theory, disability advocates, economics professors, English language, Explorers, gay pride parades, GDP growth, gender affirming surgeries, guild, Immigrants, ISLAND, McDonalds, plastic toys, pornography, queer theory, Rap Music, Stock Markets, Traveling, video games

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can introduce McDonald’s, English language, and even gay pride parades to the natives! Show them the wonders of critical race theory and rap music while calling them jealous small dick racists who need medicine. There’s no Sentinelese race, just individuals ready to join your culture. Come and be part of this chaotic adventure!

ToxicCultureMC SMP

country culture, cultural attitudes, cultural behavior, cultural beliefs, cultural impact, cultural influence, cultural norms, cultural practices, cultural toxicity, cultural toxicity in communities, cultural toxicity in nations, cultural toxicity in society, cultural toxicity in the world, Cultural traditions, cultural values, harmful culture, negative culture, smp, societal toxicity, toxic culture, ToxicCultureMC

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3933	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Zombie Dances:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most toxic culture in your country but in a good way! Like, we have players who will literally build giant statues of themselves and demand sacrifices of diamonds every full moon. And don’t even get me started on the drama, it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and lava. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin. It’s wild, you gotta join and experience the chaos for yourself! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

BookCrafters

Author, bestseller, Book, BookCrafters, bookstore, bookworm, Characters, classic, Contemporary, favourite book, Fiction, genre, library, literary, Literature, must-read, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, Plot, reading

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old book clubs where all you do is sit around and discuss literature? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where we bring your favorite books to life in the most epic way possible. Imagine fighting off hordes of zombies with Harry Potter by your side, or building a castle with the help of Gandalf. Who needs a book club when you can live out your favorite stories in Minecraft? Join now for a literary adventure like no other!

KruglenkoeCraft Minecraft Server

Ambush, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deadly, Defeat, Defense, frontline report, Geopolitics, International, Kruglenkoe, KruglenkoeCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, North Korean forces, RETALIATION, russia, Server, SKIRMISH, strategy, Ukrainian trap, WARFARE

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	104	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	New Chunks Explored:	76853

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? then u gotta join our server, where we have the most intense battles u can imagine.

imagine this: u and ur friends are exploring a mysterious cave when suddenly, u stumble upon a secret portal that transports u to a world where North Korean forces are battling Ukrainian soldiers near Russia’s Kruglenkoe. u gotta choose a side and fight for ur life in this epic showdown.

But wait, there’s more! we have hidden treasures, magical creatures, and even a talking llama who will guide u on ur quest. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. don’t miss out on the action, join now!

KosovoBarricadeBuilderGoneWrong

Assassination, BALKANS, Barricades, Conflict, death, eastern europe, ethnic tensions, extremism, international relations, kosovo, KosovoBarricadeBuilderGoneWrong, Militia, nationalism, News, paramilitary group, Political unrest, Radicalism, Serbian Chetnik, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	300	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Votes:	7069	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can build barricades like a Serbian Chetnik in Kosovo! But watch out, because you might end up getting killed in Ukraine like that guy. It’s a wild ride of adventure and danger, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world. Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. What are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!