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EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

comparison, coping, determination, dreams, envy, EpicFailCraft, Failure, Insecurity, Jealousy, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, personal growth, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, Server, success, unreachable

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a total failure in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate virtual success story!

On our server, you can finally live out your wildest dreams of being a successful entrepreneur, traveling the world, and finding the partner of your dreams. No more feeling like a piece of human trash – in our world, you’re a shining star!

So why waste your time wallowing in self-pity when you could be building your virtual empire and living your best life? Join our server now and say goodbye to failure forever!

YellowMongoblin Minecraft Server

Chans, Concentrated, Degenerate, Doomed, EASILY, fuck, Gaijin, int/fag, MANLET, Minecraft, Mongoblin, nip strength, PRETTY, rapist, Server, strength, yayoi, Yellow, YellowMongoblin

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	114
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Yayoi yellow Mongoblins, rapist Int/fag Gaijin Chans, and manlets with concentrated nip strength!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From battling giant Mongoblins to building insane structures with your fellow degenerates, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner manlet strength on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the Yayoi yellow Mongoblins!

NoGrandpaNoBabyLOL

abusive behavior, Alcoholic, Boundaries, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, Gaslighting, Manipulation, NoGrandpaNoBabyLOL, parental rights, personal autonomy, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, pregnancy decisions, support system, toxic relationship, unwanted involvement

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the craziness of real life and just focus on building epic creations!

Join us and leave all the family drama behind – we promise there will be no entitled grandpas demanding to see your virtual baby. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity without any toxic behavior.

Plus, we have a strict no-alcohol policy, so you won’t have to worry about any mean drunk players ruining your gaming experience. And if anyone tries to threaten you, our admin team will shut them down faster than you can say “block them!”

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero of your own story – no entitled grandpas allowed!

Death Defying Minecraft Server

brush with death, cheating death, close call, death, death-defying, Defying, escaping disaster, facing mortality, grateful to be alive, guardian angel, heart racing, heart-pounding experience, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life-threatening situation, living on the edge, lucky to be alive, Minecraft, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, Server, staring death in the face, Survival, thankful for another day

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Animals Bred:	54	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	241	Void Gems Collected:	38

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally dug straight down into a pool of lava? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a heart-pounding adventure where every step could be your last – whether it’s from a creeper explosion or a surprise attack from a squad of zombie pigmen.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of respawn points scattered around the map, so you can come back for more punishment over and over again. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you immortality (or at least until you fall off a cliff).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or falling into a pit of lava), join us for the thrill ride of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a fire resistance potion or two.

NoCashCo NeverAgain

AVOID, bad experience, brand reputation, Company, customer loyalty, customer service, Disappointment, dishonest, dissatisfaction, lost trust, negative experience, never again, NeverAgain, NoCashCo, poor quality, refund, regret, scam, shady practices, unprofessional, unreliable, wasted money

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that just want to take your money and run? Say goodbye to those losers and join our server instead!

We promise to never ask for a single penny from you because we’re too busy swimming in our pool of diamonds and emeralds. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and building a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those money-hungry servers in the dust and come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

KimJongCraftVP

defector, Diplomacy, diplomat, Government, international relations, KimJongCraftVP, Korean defector, Korean defector story, Korean diplomat, Korean government, Korean international relations, Korean Peninsula, Korean politics, Korean politics news, Korean reunification, Korean vice minister, North Korea, Politics, reunification, south korea, vice minister

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dimension Hops:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server run by a ex-north korean diplomat who somehow became vice minister in south? well, now u can! come join our server and experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world ruled by a former diplomat from the mysterious land of north korea. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? maybe we’ll have secret underground bunkers filled with kim jong-un statues or maybe we’ll have a giant statue of a minecraft pig wearing a top hat. the possibilities are endless! so come join us and see what kind of madness awaits on this wacky minecraft server!

MonthCraft: 7-10th Fun!

710th, autumn, Calendar, Counting, Cycle, DECEMBER, eighth month, Fun, MonthCraft, Months, months of the year, ninth month, November, October, Order, Repetition, Seasons, September, seventh month, tenth month, Time, Winter, year

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	292	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

so, like, imagine a world where september is the seventh month, october is the eighth month, november is the ninth month, and december is the tenth month. that’s the kind of crazy sh*t you’ll find on our minecraft server!

join us for the most wacky and wild adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

so why wait? come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs a normal calendar when you can have this much fun?

FURYTIME.RU TOP ANARCHY JUST FOR YOU Minecraft server

Anarchy, FURYTIME.RU, Just For You, minecraft server, Top

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	162
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

The owner of the server «FURYTIME.RU TOP ANARCHY JUST FOR YOU» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.furytime.ru

HELL🖕

abyssalcraft, Animania, Bettercombat, bird, BloodMagic, BUCKETS, building project, discord server, dual wielding, Guns, Harsh, Horror, Howlingmoon, Keepinventory, knowledge, late game, long-term players, Mahoutsukai, Modded, Moddedsmp, Moddedsurvival, Modpack, morph, new players, PARASITES, redstone machines, scape and run, scapeandrunparasites, smp, sound effects, srp, Srparasites, Survival, tech mods, therianthropy, Waystones, werewolf, Werewolves

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Animals Bred:	182	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

SCAPE AND RUN: PARASITES survival server !!! you are probably going to die a lot. some other fun features include therianthropy, useless guns, an alarming lack of tech mods, dual wielding weapons with cool sound effects oooo, buckets being the most overpowered item in the game (come find out why!), and a bird that might crash the server at any given time. yippee!!!

anyone is welcome to join and check it out but i am mostly looking for people interested in becoming long term players, i do not do resets as i prefer to chip away at my projects all on the same world for months or years on end. so if you are that sort of player, this is the perfect space to start a massive building project or make crazy redstone machines or collect every weapon in the game, whatever you’d like to do 🙂

FAIR WARNING: this server has been around (privately) for some time and is fairly late game, it’s harsh on new players! it requires a lot of patience and decent knowledge on the game to progress. i DO NOT recommend joining if you have no knowledge on srparasites whatsoever, you will be completely lost and the mod is much more fun to experience playing it from the start

curseforge modpack download hereor download the mod files alone here

there’s also a discord server if you want lol

killpeople.ddns.net

Nanachi’s Stinky Minecraft Server

anime character, Disgusting, foul scent, foul stench, foul-smelling, furry creature, long tail tag, malodorous, Minecraft, Nanachi, Nanachis, odor, offensive, offensive odor, Rabbit, RANK, reeking, repugnant, revolting, Server, Smelly, STINKY, Unpleasant

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place to play Minecraft! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, Nanachi is stinky! That’s right, one of our players named Nanachi hasn’t showered in weeks and their stench is so potent that it will make your eyes water (in a good way, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help thwart their evil plans or join forces with them and become a llama overlord yourself!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring a gas mask for Nanachi’s stench!